LET'S DO THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

[HarlemShake]

Dear Mike Best:

Katy Perry wants you to stop. If this is the best trash talking you can do, just do us all (as well as yourself) a huge favor. Please stop being a wrestler, for the love of piss. You're upsetting the dancing sharks.

 

[Jorden Snow]

My god, that's one ugly picture above here. It's really sad when the sexiest part of the whole thing, are the sharks.

 

[Ian Bishop]

You all dream of getting the fifteen minutes of fame that the Left Shark got.... alas, it's not going to happen with Mister Incredible in the match.

 

[Distorted Angel]

You all dream of getting the fifteen minutes of fame that the Left Shark got.... alas, it's not going to happen with Mister Incredible in the match.

Ian Bishop wishes he was as cool as left shark...

He's barely even right shark material.

 

[Ian Bishop]

Both sharks wish they had the fame and talent I possess. The only thing they had going for them was how close they were to Katy Perry... you see the juggs on that one? Fuck man. Nothing I'd like better to do than throw some snow in her breasts and motor-boat the shit out of her.

Oh, and a big fuck you to Amber Ryan. Cunt.

 

[Distorted Angel]

Both sharks wish they had the fame and talent I possess. The only thing they had going for them was how close they were to Katy Perry... you see the juggs on that one? Fuck man. Nothing I'd like better to do than throw some snow in her breasts and motor-boat the shit out of her.

Oh, and a big fuck you to Amber Ryan. Cunt.

Only you could fail hard enough to make a supposed insult sounds like a fucking compliment... Well done. *slow clap*

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the personification of what Darwinism was supposed to eradicate...

 

[Ian Bishop]

So you mean survival of the fittest? You mean natural selection? Charles Darwin explained some species can't exist because there are bigger threats at the top of the food chain. I'm at the top of the food chain, Amber. His theory doesn't work on me... it's like having a rat try to take out a lion... it isn't happening, RIGHT, AMBER?

 

[Distorted Angel]

So you mean survival of the fittest? You mean natural selection? Charles Darwin explained some species can't exist because there are bigger threats at the top of the food chain. I'm at the top of the food chain, Amber. His theory doesn't work on me... it's like having a rat try to take out a lion... it isn't happening, RIGHT, AMBER?

Rats are always the first to jump from a sinking ship, something I'm sure you are all too familiar with Ian...

Remember darl, it was the flea that spread the plague and brought down populations- I can't imagine the damage a parasite like you could do with the diseases you've picked up in your time.
Although last I heard, herpes wasn't fatal so at least you have that going for you.

 

[HarlemShake]

I was sucking a dick earlier, when suddenly I had a realization: I am not a homosexual. I am sure that you can imagine my chagrin.