How did I miss this shit?
I used to have heat with half the fucking NWC. I successfully trolled the NWC Commons.
In the CAL... um... I actually killed most of my beefs with most people I didn't get on with over the years. There's two that I didn't though.
Joshua Dexter.
aka The Dextard.
Honestly sometimes I feel bad about Dexter, because a lot of our bad blood was because people kept throwing us together and trying to make real storylines out of our legit heat. And partly it was because I was a noob and a fucktard at efedding, because Jeff's IWA had all these rules about things you weren't allowed to say and I got assmad at Dexter.
But Dexter could be damn obnoxious.
He was okay in that storyline-writey way that was popular back then, but only IF he had someone to keep him focused. If he didn't, he'd write these huge sprawling pointless storyline RPs where he could get 3 RPs and 15K words out of two girls trying to get an autograph from the manager character he was convinced was over. Remember me and Greg/Python making fun of a Shelly Hollins? She was Dexter's character.
Anyway, because this was back when storyline was A-OK and Dexter could spew out fucktons of text, he won a lot. He could beat the world on quantity, and he was JUST good enough to win over unmotivated top level guys.
His idea of trashtalk was to go to your bio page and recite lines out of it. I mean, horrible.
But the real reason I didn't get on with Dexter was because he was one of those two-faced douchebags. Super cheery and perky and always way too happy, and secretly poisonous behind it. I don't even remember what started it, but something happened, Dexter lost a flame war and he squealed to the NWC about it and made Renee lose a weekend moderating the CAL boards.
Also, I'm legit sure he was a pedophile. All his characters had young (5 years old or less) daughters. ALL OF THEM.
Then there was Quinn Tate.
First of all, his name was homosexed.
Second, he was one of those guys who had to have something to bawl and mope about.
Third, he was one of those guys who tried to refuse participating in the bigger picture.
Fourth he kept trying to pick fights with me because he thought I hadn't earned my spot.
When I kicked the shit out of him on the RP boards, he said it shouldn't have mattered because... something something. I don't remember. Jeff fired him for being a crybaby.
