Bait and Switch
(FADEIN: Doc Silver, wearing a red "The Cheat" Shirt, and his trademark sweats sitting on a couch. Green Machine, wearing a Super Bowl Champions Pats hat and a Silver 93 Seymour Jersey stands behind the couch.)
DOC: Cane, look, I feel baddly about what happened...No wait, I don't I couldn't care less about what happened, and further more, NEW isn't even in the BALLPARK with their latest contract offer, not by a mile, so well, I know everyone's looking forward to you coming oh so close to beating me but failing, but the fact is, this match, ISN'T HAPPENING...They can play my music and try to dupe the crowd into thinking I'm showing up, they can do whatever they want to make it look like I might attend, but unless they PAY ME what I'm worth, and that Cane, is far more then you...I'm not going to be there, so enjoy resenting the fact that some people...Are just better then others...Like me...I'm just WAY better, and way more important then you.
GREENIE: As the Pats are way better then the Fish
DOC: Shut up
GREENIE: Extention for Wanny, good call...GOOD...Call...
DOC: Just die...God, my poor team, so horridly misrun...(Doc shakes his head in defeat...FADEOUT)