Shawn Jessica Hart, PhD.
WHERE THE F#%K ARE MY LEGS?~!!
Name: Shawn Jessica Hart, PhD., a.k.a. the Phenom, the Prime Minister of Gettin' Sinister, SJH, the Midcard Legend, Muff Daddy, El Hombre Magnifico, Shooter, Sugar, the Softcore Soldier, Mr. XXX, Jam Master Jiggy, Corona Man, and the Man of 1000 Moniquers, etc. etc.
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 217 lbs.
Hails From: Orlando, Florida
Entrance Music: "Look At Me" by Geri Haliwell
Entrance description: SJH makes his way to the ring with a posse in tow that will probably include, but is NOT limited to: his sister Felicia, his "handler" Tiny (a morbidly obese sheep farmer from Mississippi), General Zod - Kryptonian Destroyer, his accountant, a.k.a. the eccentric, orange-masked luchador QUESOMAN, and escorts from event staff/security. The entrance itself is more reminiscent of a boxing entrance than a wrestling entrance, as Hart will make his way to the ring draped in a black robe trimmed with gold and shadowboxing as he goes. He'll also pause occasionally to slap hands, pose for young ladies, destroy a sign that disagrees with him, shake his hips like Elvis, or shout some kind of silliness into the microphone if he has one.
Finisher: Fujiwara Armbar
Alt. Finisher/Setup: Hart On (Diamond Cutter/Ace Crusher)
Style: Mat Technician/Submission Fighter. Hart has a deep background in amatuer wrestling, as well as a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Will cheat to win.
Moves:
Inverted Atomic Drop
German Suplex
Back Suplex
Fireman's Carry
Arm Drag
Dragon Leg Whip
Discus Punch
Discus Clothesline
Rollup/Small Package
Side Leglock
Figure Four Leglock
Grounded Hammerlock
Crossface Chickenwing
Reverse Chinlock
Sleeper Hold
Ankle Lock
Plancha
Double Axe Handle
Flying Elbow
Tombstone Piledriver
Implant DDT
Hanging Vertical Suplex
Side Slam
Hip Toss
Fisherman's Suplex
Side Backbreaker
Catapult to Ring Post/Turnbuckle
Sambo Suplex
Monkey Flip
European Uppercut
Spinning Back Kick
Superkick
Overhand Chop
Rear Naked Choke
"El Codo Explosivo" (Dusty Rhodes style Bionic Elbow)
Ear Boxing
Eye Jab
Purple Nurple
Low Blow
Back Rake
Hair Pulling
Wrestles As: Part-time heel, part-time face... full-time assh#le.
Quotes: "You try to go over, you're gonna go UNDER!" "Call it an OUTRAGE, call it a mockery, I call it the TRUTH!" "SJH is A-OK!" "The PHENOM has left the building!"
Titles held:
NEW World Heavyweight Champion
WFW World Heavyweight Champion
BAD World Heavyweight Champion
eWu World Heavyweight Champion
CWWF World Heavyweight Champion
CWWF US Heavyweight Champion
EPW Television Champion
NFW Television Champion
WWL Television Champion
IWF Eastern Champion
IWF Entertainment Champion
IWF Tag Team Champion
nbW Softcore Champion (Self-Proclaimed)
History:
1998: Shawn Hart debuts as a Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels parody character in Ray Pruit's Fatal Championship Wrestling on the P* Circuit, home to such feds as the CSWA.
1999-2001: After a brief stay in Chris Knipe's NDW promotion in early '99, Hart joins the IWF and its 'Softcore Revolution'. During his time there, he held the Entertainment title, the Eastern title, and the Tag Team titles with the company's franchise, KRoW. Other IWF highlights include wrestling and defeating then IWF champ Jean Rabesque, teaming with KRoW in a long-time feud with another IWF champ, Suicide (S/Ulysis Solian), as well as competing in the company's first, last and only Swimming Pool match. The low point of Hart's IWF career came when his mother revealed during an interview that his middle name is Jessica.
2001: In the weeks leading up to an episode of the World Wrestling League's 'Salvation', Hart steals a pair of silky underwear from the 'Queen of the Ring' Lindsay Troy. On the show that followed, Hart defeats Troy in an Evening Gown match. The great equalizer came when Troy stripped Hart of his attire post-match, revealing a lacy black thong and matching bra underneath and fueling speculation about the Phenom's... erm... orientation. Hart would get the last laugh, however, as he claims to have retained possession of Troy's panties to this very day.
2001-02: In a matter of 3 weeks, the Phenom captures World titles in 2 upstart promotions (eWu and CWWF), as well as the WWL's Television title, defeating such stars as Cross, Rage (Scott Riktor) and Suicide en route and making him a triple champion on FW Central. It was around this time that Hart signed on to be one of the original grapplers in another upstart fed, the Legacy of Champions (LoC).
2003: Hart defeats Doc Silver to become the WFW and BAD Heavyweight champion.
2003-04: As the leader of Black Tom Williams' League of Extraordinary Champions (with Brandon Thomas, Alexander Jerusalem, Jason Fosters, and the Normans) Hart wrestles Legacy champion Scott Riktor to a no-contest. To date, this is the only Legacy title shot Hart has received.
Early 2006: Hart makes it to the final of LoC's 'Or Die Trying' tournament, with Ryan Billows taking the other bracket. The winner of the bout was to be named #1 contender to the Legacy title. However, due to a newly-drawn clause in his contract stating he would never face Billows in a one-on-one wrestling match again, the Phenom refused to compete and demanded he be awarded the title. What he got instead was a spot in a Fatal Four Way match at Revelations with Billows, Ray Chavez, and the newly-crowned champion Sylo. Unfortunately, Hart fell prey to a Grade 3 concussion on Violence 25 and was pulled from the match, inadvertently causing the '6th Man' controversy heading into the No Turning Back PPV.
Fall 2006: SJH appears in nbW. Everything goes to Hell.
Winter 2006: SJH leaves nbW for 'greener pastures' and, in a matter of weeks, captures both the NEW World Heavyweight title and the Empire Pro Television title, marking his first title reigns in over two years and making him a double champion on the FW circuit.
Early 2007: SJH is listed #31 on the ENN 250. Days later, he reemerges in the Legacy of Champions with his sister, Felicia, and defeats Malik Roland and Natalia in a mixed tag team match on the Violence finale.
Mid 2007: Advances to the TEAM Invitational Tournament Semi-Final, but loses to Ulysis Solian. Weeks later, the Phenom captures the New Frontier Television title in a Battle Royale.
Late 2007: Hart falls back into a life of excess and vanishes from the professional wrestling world.
NOW: With the TEAM Invitational Tournament just around the corner once again, SJH has returned to finish what he started last year.