((FADEIN: Michael Manson in black jeans, a black leather biker jacket, and a t-shirt reading "Do You Have Need of A Messiah?". He isin a dark, undisclosed area backstage, at the studio,or perhaps a warehouse by the docks, yeah that's it. He wield his Jesus Christ pez dispenser as with Excalibur.))
MANSON: The first round was amusing. There I got to beat up someone who was not born, no. He claimed to be a zombie and wasn't that far off since he was really one those aborted fetuses that suvives and grow up. And well, you saw the result. Luckily, I was thee with all my Irish charm to finish the job the abortionists started years ago. Now, Manning is surely back in his lair, AKA his parents' basement, dreaming and plotting a myriad of homoerotic revenge fantasies against me.
My advice? Stay with Magic:The Gathering because you obviously are little more than a drugged-up lamb being herded into a slaughterhouse. I'm just the butcher, the surgeon, and as some know me, the Lord of Light. Now the second round allows me to play one of the most diffcult roles of career, nay my life.
Hamlet? No, though I look forward to one day tackling the melancholy Dane.
The straight man?
The underdog?
Comic relief?
Grizzled veteran?
Vietnam veteran?
No, but it's quite simple when you look at the match-up. Myself against a Japanese, apparently one of the few who doesn't only knows 60 moves to break the other guy's neck and their own in the process, and a bisexual man. While I am not southern, for some odd reason I do own a lot of crosses and gasoline. Yes, because Mike Manson is embracing the role of close-minded bigot for this match-up.
While I do not consider myself one, they too need a representative. Who speaks for Johnny Reb burning his first cross? Who does Little Jimmy with the swatstika tattoo look up to? When the Bible belt switches on their television to view World's Finest Wrestling and sees the multi-national and multi-cultural roster, who do they have to wave the confederate flag in their honor?
That man is me. I embrace the 18-34 male age group in all their ignorance and fully intend on not only being their heo, but their champion,a people's a champion, mind you, much like President Andrew Jackson when he pushed the Native...excuse me..Indians onto their trail of tears.
Because I am a champion of minorities, the most obscure and unheard of....because I am a role model..and to many...a very god...I take his role seiously and intend on folowing this to its logical conclusion? How are we supposed to tour the Carolinas with a Japanese champion anyway? Unless, he wears a mask and we pretend he's really as American as GI Joe with apple pie and an NRA membership.
Yes, because this is also for the sake of WFW..for the Doc Silver's....the Mike McGee's.....and even for the two of you. After all, there is no greater gift than to learn one's own limitations.