You'll All Suffer My Judgement

[Stacy Jones]

I’m not normally one to take part in something like this, but having the opportunity to beat twenty nine wrestlers from all over the world, from many different wrestling companies in one match is a great feeling and I’m really looking forward to it.


Twenty six of you, I don’t know about, have never heard of and have never met you...the other three, Al Envy, Blue Suede Bruce and Reya Serra on the other hand, are the only wrestlers involved in this match that I know of.


I consider Reya a friend, Bruce is just a fellow Visionary to me and Al, even though I know of him, I never had the chance to get to know him.


I’m sure I’ll get to know who you all are in time and by the time Battlemania is over, I’ll know exactly what you’re all capable of. But let me tell you all about me, Stacy Jones...


I began wrestling at the beginning of 2009, I may only be young and I may have only been wrestling for just over five years, but I’m an NWA Hall of Famer. I’m a two-time NWA Starlet’s Champion! A one-time NWA Television Champion! A one-time NWA Tag Team Champion! A one-time WCF People’s Champion and a two-time VoW Xcel Champion! May I add that my second reign as Xcel Champion is ongoing at the moment, and that I’m the first ever female to become a VoW Champion and the first ever two-time VoW Champion in history!


I have been through Hell during my wrestling career, I’ve been kidnapped, I’ve had three miscarriages, I’ve been unsure of my sexuality, I’ve dealt with my adoptive parents and brother pass away long before their time, I’ve witnessed my real brother nearly killed in a deathmatch, I’ve witnessed my fiance, Tayla be beaten within an inch of her life! I’m not looking for any sympathy, nor am I trying to play the woe is me card...I’m simply just telling you all the Hell I’ve been through, to show you all how strong I am mentally...as well as how strong I am physically!


I have defeated seven foot, three hundred and fifty pound monsters! I have defeated extreme, hardcore lunatics! I have defeated psychotic, unpredictable bitches!


I can match the best mat technicians in this game, I can brawl with the best brawler, I can fly with the highest high-flyer, I can force a submission artist to submit and I can even go toe to toe with an expert in Puroreso and give them a run for their money!


All twenty nine of you should never ever underestimate me, because I am not underestimating any of you, and those who do underestimate me will most certainly fall at my hand!


My name is Stacy Jones, and at Battlemania, all twenty nine of you shall suffer my judgement! Your final penance...is coming!​

 

[Jman2k3]

Blah. Blah. Blah.

This is final judgment you speak of, does this come with a final meal?

If so I want a filet Minot steak.

Well done. Blackened and pepper crusted with a cognac sauce on top.

Mashed potatoes. No gravy. If you put gravy I'll fucking shank you.

Lobster tail.

And a Dr. Pepper to wash it all down.

Can an you promise this?

if not, keep your final judgments to yourself bitch.

Good day. ��

 

[Stacy Jones]

Oh I get it, because I'm a woman you're expecting me to spend my time in the kitchen making you this meal? So you're one of those pig ignorant ass holes who believes a woman's place is in the kitchen? Yeah, dealt with those types of fuckers as well, nothing new there...

And I'll do what I damn well want thank you very much...

If you think you can try and walk all over me and tell me what to do just because you're a man, then you clearly have no fucking idea who you are dealing with here!

I'm personally going to enjoy introducing your face to the end of my boot and then throwing your sorry ass over the top rope!

 

[Mike Best]

I stopped reading after "opportunity to beat twenty nine of you", because I realized that you had been unfortunately mislead and that anything said afterward was going to be utter dogshit.

This is basically a Mike Best exhibition. This is Barry Bonds at children's batting cages. Jerry Rice playing flag football. Colonel fucking Sanders at an amateur chicken cookoff. The worst wrestlers in HOW are better than you miserable fucks, and I have beaten them all so many times that I was bored enough to join this little inter-company circlejerk. All that's left to compete over is what order I fucking eliminate you all.

 

[Jman2k3]

Where's my sandwich bitch?????

Also, get Mike a beer. He looks thirsty.

 

[Megastory4]

I'm never one to underestimate, Stacy. Never.

That word you used there: "JUDGEMENT." Sweetie, lemme tell you that you don't even know half of the meaning of the word "JUDGEMENT."

You think, you truly, honest-to-God think that you can toss the word "JUDGEMENT" around to better yourself at the expense of 29 others. Those games don't work on me. Never have, never will. But if you ever toss around that word again, which I'm sure you will... I'm gonna hurt you. Then I'll make you bleed. Then I'm gonna drink that blood, and then and only then, I'll toss the busted carcass of Stacy Jones out of the ring.

Though, my words don't mean shit to you, right, Stacy? To you, my words are just the ramblin's of a lunatic. I pray for Stacy Jones, though no one else has or will. Especially ol' Mikey Best up there, who ain't even worth the thought of insulting, since he ain't willin' to talk to ol' auntie Emevlas.

*Big, yet still quiet laugh*

 

[Stacy Jones]

Dear Mike Best, I have been listening to you ramble on and on and on about how you consider yourself a million times better than everyone involved in Battlemania and I'll admit, it's quite entertaining. However, problem is, you're stepping into the ring with a bunch of wrestlers you've never ever faced before, so you may very well be the greatest wrestler to step into HOW, I'm in no position to dispute that, but you're clearly full of shit and you're underestimating everyone in this. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if everyone decided to work together and throw your ass over the top rope so you can go home crying to Mommy that you were picked on by all the big bad bullies...you're pathetic...

Dear Scott Stevens, your sandwich, or should I say the ingredients of your sandwich are in the kitchen, go and make it your fucking self you piece of shit...

And last but not least, dear Emevlas Stasias...JUDGEMENT! Oh dear, I used the word judgement again, now I'm going to get hurt by Emevlas Stasias! *Yawns* How about you listen to me 'sweetie', just like with the men in this industry who try an walk all over me and try and tell me what to fucking do, try and tell me what I can and can't say, the same goes for any women out there who try and do the same thing. I'm glad you're not underestimating me, at least you have some sense, but threatening to hurt me just because I simply used the word judgement (yeah I said it again bitch, what are you gonna do about it?) well you can TRY and hurt me all you want, but you'll fail, like so many others have in the past...

See you all at Battlemania...

 

[Megastory4]

You've independence AND confidence, I like both of those items in another woman. I'm actually surprised you said anything back to me, calling me derogatory names and the like.

I'll tell you about the same thing I told ol' Scotty "eBay" Stevens: All this namecalling don't affect me. I've been called every last name you can call someone, so you calling me a bitch don't affect me at all, hear it all the time, actually.

You got a reaction from me, congrats on doin' that, you get a band-aid in the shape of a gold star. Y'know, from all that blood that'll spew from yo' veins when I see you in the ring come Battlemania.

Like aforementioned, ol' auntie Emevlas prays for Ms. Stacy Marie Jones...

 

[Stacy Jones]

Three simple words Ms Stasias...

Bring...it...on...

 

[Megastory4]

I quite intend to, you raven-haired beauty.

 

[Mike Best]

If I'm doing anything, Stacy, I'm overestimating.

For example, I've overestimated your intelligence. An intelligent person would look into exactly who the fuck I am, and then spend the next month praying to whatever God will have you that you have the strength to not shit yourself in front of everyone watching this event around the world.

 

[Stacy Jones]

Mikey, if there is one thing I always do when it comes to my opponents, is that I ALWAYS do my research on them. I'm well aware of your accomplishments, what I'm simply saying is that you have let all of your accomplishments go to your head and you now believe that absolutely NOBODY in the world can possibly beat you...

Well listen up my friend, NOBODY is unbeatable...

 

[Mike Best]

Then you'd better get this "NOBODY" to enter Battlemania, because that's the only way I get eliminated from this match.

I was unbeatable before I joined High Octane Wrestling, and then I spent my first year there getting my ass handed to me by guys who I underestimated. I clawed and scraped and busted my ass for five fucking years to get to the top in HOW. There isn't a fucking suplex in the world I can't counter. There isn't a finisher I don't see coming. Half the wrestlers in the world have come in on the ground floor at HOW, lost to Michael Lee Best, and then fluttered back to GeoCities Championship Wrestling because they couldn't stand being the little fish in the big pond.

What makes you different?

Oh wait, you've been through the "wrestling hell" of confused sexuality and miscarriage. Because those things totally test your fucking mettle in the ring. You think it's underestimation to assume that Generic Lesbian Wrestler #25 who calls herself a Hall of Famer five years into her career isn't worth taking seriously? A wrestler with your "pedigree" would be opening HOW shows against local talent and helping pack the ring up at the end of the fucking night. Maybe you're the cream of the GeoCities crop, but you're the bottom of the fucking bucket where I come from.

Nothing I did before High Octane Wrestling matters, because pro baseball players don't tell you all about their minor league stats. But long before I was a High Octane Hall of Famer, an eight time World Champion, five time ICON Champion, four time LSD Champion, three time Tag Champion, and two time HOFC Champion? I was the longest running DREAM World Champion of all time, back when DREAM fucking meant something. I was the longest running DREAM Women's Champion of all time, because I believe in equal opportunity and would LOVE to be the reason you have your next fucking miscarriage. I held title after title in meaningless company after meaningless company, and let me just tell you, sweetheart...

You ain't shit.

There will be no rivalry between us. No epic confrontation. Like 28 other wrestlers at Battlemania, you will be dumped unceremoniously over the ropes and forgotten. This event means nothing to me. Winning it will bring me no great sense of pride. It'll just be another little one sentence blurb on my resume, meant to impress sexually confused young "lesbians" like you who just need to find the right dick and be cured of their attention-seeking disease.

Underestimate that, cunt.

 

[Stacy Jones]

Oh so now being a lesbian is a disease is it? So on top of you being an ignorant prick who believes he's the greatest fucking wrestler in the world, you're also a homophobic piece of shit as well.

Oh and the reason why I became an NWA Hall of Famer in such a short time is because I'm that fucking good that's why...and currently in VoW, I'm main eventing and until VoW crown their first ever World Champion, as Xcel Champion, I'm currently the top champion in that company!

But of course, in your eyes, every single wrestling company out there bar HOW is full of losers, because the only wrestler worth anything in this world is Mike Best...

Oh by the way, just in case you're too stupid, I was being sarcastic there...like I've already said, there is no denying that you're one of the best, one of the most decorated wrestlers in the world today...but you need to get your fucking head out of your ass and realize that there are wrestlers out there like myself and the other twenty eight participants in this match who are top wrestlers who are very capable of throwing your fucking ass over the top rope!

 

[Jman2k3]

Oh so now being a lesbian is a disease is it? So on top of you being an ignorant prick who believes he's the greatest fucking wrestler in the world, you're also a homophobic piece of shit as well.

Oh and the reason why I became an NWA Hall of Famer in such a short time is because I'm that fucking good that's why...and currently in VoW, I'm main eventing and until VoW crown their first ever World Champion, as Xcel Champion, I'm currently the top champion in that company!

But of course, in your eyes, every single wrestling company out there bar HOW is full of losers, because the only wrestler worth anything in this world is Mike Best...

Oh by the way, just in case you're too stupid, I was being sarcastic there...like I've already said, there is no denying that you're one of the best, one of the most decorated wrestlers in the world today...but you need to get your fucking head out of your ass and realize that there are wrestlers out there like myself and the other twenty eight participants in this match who are top wrestlers who are very capable of throwing your fucking ass over the top rope!

Stacy just stop.

Mike and I don't see I to eye on a lot of things but we have both agreed on one thing and your past accomplishment are just that.

You see I am a multiple time Hall of Famer and world champion in other companies. Hell, I was the longest reigning LPW world champion at one point but you want to know what that meant to Lee Best and everyone else in HOW? Absolutely nothing.

You know where LPW is? Gone. The only remembrance of it is the video library that is in the massive video vault at HOTv studios.

I wasn't give the red carpet treatment.

I wasn't put in the main event of the shows and I damn sure wasn't main eventing any of the pay-per-views.

Hell, I wasn't even wanted by Lee Best because he didn't even think I was that good.

When I came to HOW I started at the fucking bottom and that is where you would start as well and after nearly three years of competing in the top wrestling company in the world I've won championships, I've main evented pay-per-views and television shows, but most importantly, I've hoped I earned the respect of my peers based on what I've done but most importantly I'm still there competing.

I've seen a lot of people come and go in HOW.

These people claimed to be legends of the sport and dominating champions of the industries and the ones that claimed this got annihilated by the best in HOW and they turned tail and ran back to their angelfire or geoshitties companies to get their egos stroked because they just had it ripped apart in a million different pieces and then shit upon by the best there is.

Mike says he's the best for a reason, he's proven it week in and week out.

Am I the best in HOW? No.

Can I be one of the best? Yes.

We just don't say HOW is the best because we like to hear ourselves talk, we say it's the best because it's the fucking truth.

Mike Best doesn't like you and he never will because you won't step inside the squared circle and face the best wrestlers in the world.

Mike hates me and I hate him but I respect the man and even though he'll never admit it he respects me as well.

The only two people that matter in Battlemania, is Scott Stevens and Mike Best, and at the end of the night whether he is standing tall or I am, the most important thing is we have proven once again why HOW is the best in the world.

 

[Stacy Jones]

Don't you think I know that I would start out at the bottom if I ever joined HOW? I know I fucking would because I never expect to just be thrown into the Main Event due to my previous accomplishments...

When the first company I was a part of, NWA, closed down, I joined WCF and I started at the bottom and quickly moved up the ranks. I left WCF and joined VoW, started at the bottom and again, quickly moved up the ranks...

Could I do the same thing I did in WCF and VoW in HOW? I know you two would immediately turn around and tell me no, even though you have no fucking idea what I am capable of! I on the other hand, believe I could do the same damn thing if I ever did join HOW...

You wanna talk about respect? Well I respect anyone who has a list of accomplishments under their belt, whether I hate their guts or not...

It's clear neither of you respect me because the way you both see it is that my accomplishments mean nothing because I haven't achieved anything in the mighty HOW...do I give a fuck about your lack of respect? Hell no!

I don't give a fuck if HOW is the best wrestling company out there, at Battlemania, twenty eight other wrestlers, me included, are going to show you both that even though you claim to be the best their is and that you claim to be in the best wrestling company out there, that we are all capable of beating the both of you and getting our respective companies out there and noticed...

 

[Mark Kingston]

Stacy, you are so right in everything you're saying. I just still think you need to shut the hell up and let your in-ring work do the talking. Just for pissing me off, I'm going to atomic wedgie you with the ring ropes. See you at Battlemania.

 

[Stacy Jones]

And what makes you think I'm gonna do what you tell me to do after I've told everyone else who's tried to tell me what to do that I don't let anyone walk all over me and that I'll do and say whatever the fuck I wanna do...

You can bet your ass I'll be letting my in-ring work do the talking come Battlemania, but until then, I'm gonna defend myself if anyone talks shit to me because I'm not afraid of you or anyone else in Battlemania!

So in closing, why don't you shut the Hell up or else I'll end up introducing your face to the bottom of my fucking boot bitch!

 

[Mark Kingston]

Stacy, you're sure not the diva type, I'll give you that much. After all, you don't have much to offer in the looks department, anyway.

 

[Stacy Jones]

Ow burn! Oh dear, some guy I don't give a fuck about thinks I'm ugly, I'm going to go and cry in the corner now because my life's not worth living if people don't think I'm beautiful...

Pfft, please! I don't give a fuck what you think of my looks, if you think I'm ugly, whoop de fucking do...

End of the day, it's not all about the looks, it's about who you are as a person and my fiance Tayla tells me every day that I'm beautiful and she's with me because of the type of person I am, not because of what I look like and THAT is what matters to me, not what some jackass like you thinks...

Oh and FYI, what the fuck do my looks have to do with Battlemania?