So, another day, another group of people who will get to know me, than want to beat me into a tube fed vegetable. Such is the life I chose, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Keeps things interesting. And I need interesting things in my life, I'm allergic to boredom. And certain breeds of cat, but that's not really important right now.
I'll cut to the chase about why you should fear me. I'm so damn in love with myself that any attempt to hurt me also counts as hurting the one I love most. And I will fight you accordingly. With kicks that sting like you wouldn't believe delivered by a body most believe exists only in the minds of erotica writers. But I assure you this Beautiful Nightmare is real.
I'm not hear for the glory, though I will earn it and I revel in it. I'm not here for the challenge, though I don't shy away from it. I'm here for the cash. I have a lifestyle to maintain. And I would not like to be the one in my way. Not likely to end well. Got something to say about that, well, I'm listening.
I'll cut to the chase about why you should fear me. I'm so damn in love with myself that any attempt to hurt me also counts as hurting the one I love most. And I will fight you accordingly. With kicks that sting like you wouldn't believe delivered by a body most believe exists only in the minds of erotica writers. But I assure you this Beautiful Nightmare is real.
I'm not hear for the glory, though I will earn it and I revel in it. I'm not here for the challenge, though I don't shy away from it. I'm here for the cash. I have a lifestyle to maintain. And I would not like to be the one in my way. Not likely to end well. Got something to say about that, well, I'm listening.