WFW Scars & Stripes Forever: Michaels vs. Diablo

[PaulNJ21]

This match is part if a mintournament to determine who will face Manson or Eian at the PPV for the North American Title. The RP deadline is July 3rd 11:59 PM. Send all angles to PaulNJ21@aol.com

 

[Showtime24]

(FADEIN to a Philadelphia airport. Scotty Michaels is walking through, dressed to the nines. Michaels has on an Armani suit, and a pair of Oakley's to finish off the outfit. A huge man is walking behind Michaels, carrying his luggage. Onlookers in the airport start to chant "SCOTTY, SCOTTY, SCOTTY". Michaels, with his ever-smug smile, begins to speak...)

SCOTTY MICHAELS: "What can I say, they love me around here? The big-whigs here at the WFW, they bring me back and tell me to cater to the fans. They shove me down the throats of all of the people here in the WFW, and it's not until I make the "big heel turn", do the people really begin to appreciate me. You see, you just can't go wrong when Scotty Michaels is on the tube... that's the way the WFW looks at it. Since I've made my first appearance, look at the quarter-hour ratings. My matches, they bring in the fans. I am the human highlight reel here in the WFW." (laughs)

"But getting on to other things, the WFW just keeps stacking up the odds. They keep setting up obstacles, working on my character development. They try, and try, and try to keep me away from the North American championship, but sooner or later it's going to happen.. if I don't win the world heavyweight championship first. I mean, really. It seems like every card I'm in some sort of number one contender match."

"Look at Mike Manson. He may be the champ, but he didn't pin my shoulders to the mat to gain that title. The man climbed a damn ladder, and grabbed the belt. Rage in the Cage, he was looking up at the lights as I walked out victorious. Not myself and Andre Eian, ME! I walked out victorious. So no matter what happens in the title match at Scars and Stripes, I know I should be the champ.... and all these fans, who they thought would turn their backs on me, THE BEST IN THE FEDERATION... they know who the champ is as well."

"This brings me on to Diablo, yet another man who I've pinned here in the WFW... geez, the list just keeps growing and growing. But anyway... Diablo, you don't know what you're getting yourself in to. You may be able to beat Luster, but look at the man... he's a JOKE! He comes out here with Gary Coleman, and talks about his balls. How can you take the man seriously? Diablo, you're just another bump in the road. You're just another puppet, as the WFW builds the man who is certainly the VIEWER'S CHOICE!"

"Well I got news for you, WFW... I don't need to be built up from the ground up, 'cuz I'm already there. I'm the reason Doc Silver is the WFW world champ again... I'm the reason that Manson is beginning to doubt his own ability. It starts at the next pay per view, with a title shot for the North American belt... and it continues shortly thereafter, when I win the world heavyweight title. The WFW wants to build the next great big "HEEL" in this industry, well I'll step into those shoes... whether or not the fans can accept that. Whether they decide to cheer me or boo me, they KNOW that they have to RESPECT ME! I've earned every last bit of it."

"Scars and Stripes, I breeze through Diablo and continue on my journey to the top. Oh yeah, and I've purchased an insurance policy which will guarantee it."

(Michaels looks over his shoulder at the monster of a man behind him, and turns back to the camera and laughs... FADE TO BLACK)

 

[Diablo]

(FADEIN: Diablo is sitting on a tattered futon couch in his Spanish harlem apartment.)

Diablo: Yes...the darkness needs, must feed...but it does not find suitable prey in you, Michaels. You come with such a bloated up ego and self-professed grandeur that I am convinced there is barely any substance to you at all. So no, Michaels. At Scars and Stripes Forever, I am not going to give you the satisfaction of being defeated by me one-on-one and being thrown into the inferno. But you will still have an opponent, though. I've been generous enough to still give you something to do. The opponent I've chosen is someone a little closer to your caliber. At Scars and Stripes Forever, your opponent shall be non other than The World's Strongest Fat Man, Tiny. I bid you good day.

(FTB)

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"I blow your mind. You just blow."

 

[ShawnHartXXX]

Bujah-buwah-bah! (Haut Dayum'suh!)

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-29-03 AT 03:39 PM (EST)](Fade In: As we go to a satellite feed, LIVE from the backwoods of Blankagonk, Mississippi. Standing there, wearing a tattered chef's hat and a horribly stained apron, sporting a mustache encrusted with remnants from a decade's worth of pork n' beans, is the world's STRONGEST fat man, Tiny. As he proceeds to jam handfulls of squirrel meat down his throat, he takes notice of the camera, drops his woodland treats, then speaks...)

Tiny: "Scoot-uh Mockels!! Whutta-wusten op!! Dis'hurz de bim-bam-baddes mayun n'datderdishere plan'ut, Tah-nuh da bimbambiggus fat mayun magged mayshur of da whim-bam-bim! Hows'uh lockin'datger, boooy-uh!"

(Subtitle: "Listen up, Scotty Michaels! In case you didn't know, I'm the baddest man on the planet! They call me Tiny, the world's strongest fat man! What do you think of that, boy?!")

Tiny: "Yessa think'n ya'wuz gon' rull'round in-thar with'at Dablio'feller, butth'guess wutda wum-bam-bom na-oooow?! Ya'dun guessed'er, boooy-uh...Tah-nuh! N'wenahm up'n thotthar ringuh-ding, ess'mah woreld, booooy-uh! Lock'er-er'naught!!"

(Subtitle: "You may have thought that Diablo was the one you had to face, but you thought wrong, my friend. Wether you like it or not, you've got me... Tiny! And when you're in that ring with Tiny, it's my world, boy!")

Tiny: "Awhuppa-whoppa-deday! Wattah-womp'n yaaaaaaaaaaaah-bo neet! Baumbusba fedduh kaump-kay! Uh-WHOOPA-WHOPPA-DUH... DAAAAAAY!!"

(Subtitle: "???????")

Tiny: "Maurk m'dayum wurds... atdat'dayum Strops n'wutnaught, Ahm'a beatcher dayum ayuss lohcka hawg indat'der slarterinharse! ...N'dats awl'ah gotsta say'bout thay-ut."

(Subtitle: "Mark my words, when we meet at Scars and Stripes, you will be slaughtered! ...And that's all I have to say about that."

Tiny: "Wotta-wep-weep, boy-uh! Thuh Pee-bum don'dat arf weldings!"

(Subtitle: "See you next week, Michaels. The Phenom has left the building." ...Tiny nods his head with accomplishment, then returns to happily to his rodents. Fade to black.)

 

[Showtime24]

(FADEIN to a Gold's Gym in Philadelphia.. we see Scotty Michaels working out on an elliptical machine. Michaels finally gets off the machine, wipes the sweat from his brow.. and begins to shake his head..)

SCOTTY MICHAELS: "Well I guess Diablo knew what he had coming for him, when he saw that he had to step into the ring with me... and he decided to opt out of the match. Not too surprising, I must say. I mean, hell... I pinned his shoulders to the mat before, and there wouldn't be a whole lot he'd be able to do to stop me from doing it again. So instead of facing Diablo, they've now got me in a match that I really don't care about.. a squash match, if you will."

"Tiny, through all of your incoherent ramblings... I've picked up that you actually think you're going to step it up a notch, and stand a chance against the SUPERSTAR, the best damn wrestler in this federation. Well think again, fat man. You know, I don't care how big or strong or fat you are.. as a matter of fact, I really don't care about you at all. You're just another pawn in the game.... just another man who's gonna give me another notch in the victory column."

"It's a shame that you choose to live the lifestyle that you do, rather than living the life of an educated man. I've got an autobiography out that's been on the best seller list for months now, while you're busy hanging out in the swamps eating squirrels. Maybe you'll be able to outpower me in the match, but you will not be able to beat me. I am the RISING STAR in this federation, and sooner or later I will be the world heavyweight champion."

"If you think you're going to throw me off my course, then you better think again. I've got no downfalls... I'm the perfect athlete, the perfect wrestler, and the perfect man. I'm everything a wrestler should be, rolled up into the sleek package that you see before your eyes. July 4th, as we celebrate the birth of our nation, I'll be celebrating by whooping you into shape. Scars and Stripes, I take you out... and there's not a thing you're gonna be able to do to stop me."

(FADEOUT, as Michaels lays down on a weight bench...)