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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
(written by John Rivera)
FADEIN…
We cut to the Enchanted Castle where 3 midgets stand their arms crossed. On the other side stands Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
VIC WATERS: What the heck is this?
The camera turns to John Doe wearing a referee’s uniform, where the crowd is patting him on the back waving to the camera and making stupid signs with their hands. He puts a microphone to his lips.
JOHN DOE: The following match up is a Falls Count Anywhere Six Man Tornado Tag Match.
VIC WATERS: Who told him he can do this match? It’s not even on the card!
JONATHAN MARX: The board of directors had to make certain compromises in order to get the show at Disneyland.
VIC WATERS: Oh…
JOHN DOE: In the WFW corner, with a combined weight of 175 pounds, The Ruthless, The Terrifying, the WFW Super Midgets, Jim, Tim, and Bob! And in the opposite corner, with a combined weight of 367 pounds, America’s favorite characters….Walt Disney’s own….The Goof Troop!!!
VIC WATERS: They weren’t in the Goof Troop.
BRANDON JACOBS: He doesn’t know his childhood remember.
JONATHAN MARX: AND THERE’S THE BELL! Mickey rushes towards Jim and goes to grab him the midget goes in-between Mickey’s leg, and her comes Donald with a big webfoot to Jim!
VIC WATERS: This is messed up. This shouldn’t be happening.
BRANDON JACOBS: It’s entertainment! Tim on the bench and a cross body to Goofy! And Goofy catches him…BODY SLAM FROM GOOFY!!
(Goofy puts a hand over his mouth acting like he is laughing)
JONATHAN MARX: He’s laughing! That’s funny!
VIC WATERS: No it’s not! They are wrestling on the damn pavement! H e may have broken Jim’s…I mean Tim’s back! A LOW BLOW TO GOOFY FROM BOB… TORNADO DDT!
JONATHAN MRX: And Jim running at Mickey, FLYING FOREARM SMASH! And Mickey goes down hard! And Donald Duck is squaring off with Bob.
BRANDON JACOBS: And Bob kicks Donald in the shin! And Bob with a school boy roll up pin.
JONATHAN MARX: AND A KICK OUT FROM DONALD DUCK!
VIC WATERS: Goofy to his feet, Jim setting behind Goofy, TABLE TOP from Tim! Jim getting on the bench. Bob mounting Mickey Mouse and is punching him! LEG DROP FROM JIM AS TIM COMES DOWN AT THE SAME TIME WITH A NUTCRACKER!!!!
BRANDON JACOBS: Bob forcing Mick to his feet. Mickey with a shot to the stomach of Bob. Bob bent over. Mickey lifting Bob up for a suplex, Donald Duck is climbing up a neighboring tree… CROSSBODY SUPLEX DOUBLE TEAM FROM THE WALT DISNEY STARS!!!!
JONATHAN MARX: Cover…1….2.. and Tim brakes the pin. Goofy with a club to the back of Tim. Donald Duck comes towards Jim…and Jim charges at Donald…NO! SIDEWALK SLAM FROM DONALD DUCK!!!
VIC WATERS: All three midgets are out cold. Goofy and Donald Duck mudhole stomping the midgets to keep them down…Where is Mickey going?! Mick getting on top of a WFW van…WHAT THE HELL IS MICKEY THINKING!!!! MICKEY LEAPING OFF THE VAN!!!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH FROM MICKEY ONTO ALL THREE MIDGETS!!!!!
CROWD: WFW! WFW! WFW! WFW! WFW!
BRANDON JACOBS: THAT”S A THREE MAN COVER!!!! Where’s John Doe?
The camera pans to show John Doe flirting with Cinderella.
JOHN DOE: I forgot my number…can I have yours?
Cinderella takes out a pen and writes into John’s Walt Disney Autograph book.
JOHN DOE: Yes! Score! Oh sh*t the match!
JONATHAN MARX: good ‘ol Doe.. 1…..2….OH MY GOD FAINT KICK OUT FROM ALL THREE!!!!
VIC WATERS: Goofy grabbing his tail., Mickey Mouse lifting Jim…AND HE PUTS HIM IN THE GARBAGE CAN!!! JIM IS STUCK, AND HERE IS DONALD PUTTING BOB IN THE OTHER ONE!!!!
BRANDON JACOBS: GOOFY IS WRAPPING HIS TAIL AROUND TIM AND IS CHOKING HIM OUT!!!
JONATHAN MARX: And Doe lifts the arm…1…..he does it again…2…once more….3!!! TIM IS OUT DISNEY WORLD IS GOING CRAZY!!!
VIC WATERS: This amazing trio as just beat the WFW Super Midgets…what a weird match
**DING DING DING**
DOE: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS!!!! MICKEY MOUSE, DONALD DUCK AND GOOFY!!!
JONATHAN MARX: And another outstanding match here at WFW.
Camera cuts back to Doe who walks back over to Cinderella
DOE: So…How about we go check out the Magic Kingdom?
Cinderella puts her hand over her face as she goes arm in arm with John. He looks at camera.
DOE: I LOVE MY JOB!!!
VIC WATERS: Just follows the theory, women should be obscene and not heard.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rigghttt…Anyways! Stay tuned folks we’ll be right back with more WFW Road to Glory after this!