Enough already
Fade in to a small, plain room with stone walls, maybe 10 x 10 across. A single light hangs from the ceiling, and a single stool sits immediately underneath it in the middle of the room. Upon the stool sits Beast, decked out in a black Nickleback t-shirt, jeans, and Doc Martens boots.
Beast: For crying out loud, guys... we've had quite enough of the Joey and Cameron show in EPW. Do you really have to bring your little lovers spat over here, too?
Whether it's Melton going on and on about how great he supposedly is, or Cruise doing his worst Dr. Seuss impression... do us all a favor, will yas? Either kiss and make up, or go your seperate ways and get on with your lives. But whatever the hell you decide, PLEASE do us all a favor and do it quick and spare the rest of us all the pain and suffering, alright?
In case you haven't noticed, we're all here for a tag team tournament to crown new World Tag Team Champions.
But I guess we've all finally discovered that there's no Cameron or Joey in TEAM.
Now, I don't expect to come out here and convince everyone that everything is all fine and dandy between Dan Ryan and I. No, I think it would be easier to convince the public that there are WMD's in Iraq. However, unlike either member of the Cameron Cruise Project, I am smart enough to realize that whether I like it or not, I *need* Dan Ryan right now. If I ever want a shot at the EPW World Heavyweight Championship again, I've got to be a good little soldier.
So here we are, boys.
"The Canadian Who Flirted With Success" is more correctly "The Canadian That Could". I held that EPW title for 10 months, Melton. What did you do in EPW?
I'm waiting...
Oh yeah... held the tag team titles for a couple months?
What about you, Cruise?
Nothing else except for get pinned to lose those very same titles - and not once, but twice. Actually, you done nothing BUT lose big matches.
For a couple guys who like to talk an awful lot of sh*t, you sure haven't accomplished a hell of a lot.
Unless you count the number of titles Melton won on cruise ships fighting midgets, but we all know that's just meaningless fluff.
But you guys had your shot though, didn't you?
You both had a title shot gift wrapped and placed before you on a sliver platter. All you had to do was be a TEAM, and one of you was walking away World Heavyweight Champion. But you couldn't, could you? You couldn't tie me up in the corner, and act like a team for one match. No, i held my own and more against two of the so called best. And before I hear all the whining from Melton about how Dan Ryan waffled him with a chair, Melton, you ass, you weren't even the legal man. I dropped your loser partner on his head, and he did what he does best.
Not kick out.
What it all comes down to is this, gentlemen. Dan Ryan and I are two of the most accomplished wrestlers on the face of this planet. You two are two of the biggest jokes. Dan Ryan and I have already proven that we know how to get the best of you two.
And now, we're going to do it all over again, turning the lights out on any WFW title reign you may dream of.
The light in the room goes out, leaving only darkness.
Beast: Melton and Cruise, you're the next stop on mine and Ryan's Road to Glory.