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WFW Paradise Lost: Felix Red vs. Luster
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coolmint21
League Member
Luster gots Motivation
FADEIN: Luster's Apartment. The camera approaches a seemingly distraught Luster.
Luster: Luster gots what it takes but Luster still loses. He has all the moves, he has all the ladies. The other wrestlers in this fed are jealous of me and my bi**ches. Dollar here, dollar there. Goddami, Luster is going to drive his train from Funkyotwn right into his next opponent. Luster will not lose. He will win.
(P. Nut, his assistant, enters the scene. He seems distraught also.)
P. Nut: Luster...Luster. Your opponent at Paradise Luster is Felix Red and I know what yo thinking, playa. It be an even dumber name then all the punka**es you have faced and lost too.
Luster: Luster gots to train. He needs some ladies to shine his package. They love shinin' the Luster's Great Package. Luster is King Package. He has it all. The ladies, the money, and the package but no wins, main squeeze.
P. Nut: You gots this, playa. I bets my whole mouth of gold you gots this one.
Luster: Good P. Nut, Luster feelin' the support. Anyways, Felix Red, Luster will be showing you like all the others the package. Luster will come through, he will win. Luster will win, main squeeze. Luster is tuning the package...
FADEOUT: The camera just abruptly turns off. The noise of the door being broken down. Some noise and yelling in the background. Mostly pleads for life. "Don't do it." The noise of a gunshot can be heard. More yelling and some banging.
FADEIN: Luster's Apartment. The camera approaches a seemingly distraught Luster.
Luster: Luster gots what it takes but Luster still loses. He has all the moves, he has all the ladies. The other wrestlers in this fed are jealous of me and my bi**ches. Dollar here, dollar there. Goddami, Luster is going to drive his train from Funkyotwn right into his next opponent. Luster will not lose. He will win.
(P. Nut, his assistant, enters the scene. He seems distraught also.)
P. Nut: Luster...Luster. Your opponent at Paradise Luster is Felix Red and I know what yo thinking, playa. It be an even dumber name then all the punka**es you have faced and lost too.
Luster: Luster gots to train. He needs some ladies to shine his package. They love shinin' the Luster's Great Package. Luster is King Package. He has it all. The ladies, the money, and the package but no wins, main squeeze.
P. Nut: You gots this, playa. I bets my whole mouth of gold you gots this one.
Luster: Good P. Nut, Luster feelin' the support. Anyways, Felix Red, Luster will be showing you like all the others the package. Luster will come through, he will win. Luster will win, main squeeze. Luster is tuning the package...
FADEOUT: The camera just abruptly turns off. The noise of the door being broken down. Some noise and yelling in the background. Mostly pleads for life. "Don't do it." The noise of a gunshot can be heard. More yelling and some banging.
NotorisSTD
League Member
on savagery and casual sex....
(CUEUP: "Flourescein" by Abandoned Pools...)
(Remember when every wrestling promo spot took place in a dark scary ally? Nobody does that anymore! Doesn't anyone miss that?! Well, Felix Red sure does. He's leaning against the side of a building in grey and black pants that look like they cost 3 dollars, and a black T-shirt, displaying a spooky pair of eyes over the word "mindlikewater." The sunglasses don't make any sense given all the shadows, but damn if they don't look suave, so who cares really...)
"the boy who saved the world"
FELIX RED: They tell me I'm to be some sort of celebrity...A future world champion. I've had two matches, and two defeats to show for it. I've had two matches, and I have not been pinned or forced to submit. I used to wear a stupid looking George W. Bush mask for satire's sake. Now I commit random acts of wanton patriotism. A Mr. Levey, a frequent associate of celebrities himself, once said that Lies are truth and Madness is Sanity...This is not my first visit to the limbo of living contradiction. It is not such an uncomfortable place, and yet for my own reasons, I am not in the least compelled to stay...
Now here's Luster, who I speak of only on the assumption that he isn't dead or in jail. the conclusion of his most recent vignette may lead one to believe this is the case, but of course, I always have to assume my opponent isn't going to die or go to prison before our match, don't I? I share your frustration, Luster. You also can't seem to come out on the winning end of things, and isn't it a travesty. You've worked so hard for your nice body. Your flesh is a specimen to be beheld, indeed. So firm and trim. A hungry cannibal’s wish come true. You've trained and danced and made such love, while the essence of what makes you human has gone rotten. I'm finding strength in defying logic. Being nothing, hardly existing, allows me to be whatever I want. You are all of one side of a coin and none of the other. What use is all your power with no intellect to direct it? Where I am everyone and no one, you're half a man...A husk matched against a labyrinth of humanity. I will ruin you Luster. If everything turns out alright for you, you'll thank me someday. You can make a better life for yourself, but not until the person you are today has been torn to pieces. This is your chance to embrace the logic of nonsense. Find salvation through destruction...Or you could just stay dead. That works for me just
as well...
(some chick in leather underwear, a trenchcoat, sunglasses, and a strange title belt wanders into the shot...)
CHICK FROM ALTERNATE WRESTLING DIMENTION: Excuse me sir, but I just want you to know that you're example has made it possible for asians with Matrix gimmicks and acrobatic styles to make it in the wrestling business. Without you, I wouldn't exist. I offer you my body in gratitude.
(Felix smiles and gives the camera an enthusiastic double thumbs up...)
(CUEUP: "Flourescein" by Abandoned Pools...)
(Remember when every wrestling promo spot took place in a dark scary ally? Nobody does that anymore! Doesn't anyone miss that?! Well, Felix Red sure does. He's leaning against the side of a building in grey and black pants that look like they cost 3 dollars, and a black T-shirt, displaying a spooky pair of eyes over the word "mindlikewater." The sunglasses don't make any sense given all the shadows, but damn if they don't look suave, so who cares really...)
"the boy who saved the world"
FELIX RED: They tell me I'm to be some sort of celebrity...A future world champion. I've had two matches, and two defeats to show for it. I've had two matches, and I have not been pinned or forced to submit. I used to wear a stupid looking George W. Bush mask for satire's sake. Now I commit random acts of wanton patriotism. A Mr. Levey, a frequent associate of celebrities himself, once said that Lies are truth and Madness is Sanity...This is not my first visit to the limbo of living contradiction. It is not such an uncomfortable place, and yet for my own reasons, I am not in the least compelled to stay...
Now here's Luster, who I speak of only on the assumption that he isn't dead or in jail. the conclusion of his most recent vignette may lead one to believe this is the case, but of course, I always have to assume my opponent isn't going to die or go to prison before our match, don't I? I share your frustration, Luster. You also can't seem to come out on the winning end of things, and isn't it a travesty. You've worked so hard for your nice body. Your flesh is a specimen to be beheld, indeed. So firm and trim. A hungry cannibal’s wish come true. You've trained and danced and made such love, while the essence of what makes you human has gone rotten. I'm finding strength in defying logic. Being nothing, hardly existing, allows me to be whatever I want. You are all of one side of a coin and none of the other. What use is all your power with no intellect to direct it? Where I am everyone and no one, you're half a man...A husk matched against a labyrinth of humanity. I will ruin you Luster. If everything turns out alright for you, you'll thank me someday. You can make a better life for yourself, but not until the person you are today has been torn to pieces. This is your chance to embrace the logic of nonsense. Find salvation through destruction...Or you could just stay dead. That works for me just
as well...
(some chick in leather underwear, a trenchcoat, sunglasses, and a strange title belt wanders into the shot...)
CHICK FROM ALTERNATE WRESTLING DIMENTION: Excuse me sir, but I just want you to know that you're example has made it possible for asians with Matrix gimmicks and acrobatic styles to make it in the wrestling business. Without you, I wouldn't exist. I offer you my body in gratitude.
(Felix smiles and gives the camera an enthusiastic double thumbs up...)
coolmint21
League Member
Insurance?
FADEIN: Luster's fancy apartment in Atlanta. The police are inside Luster's apartment after a recent incident in the apartment. The police seems to be questioning Luster.
Luster: This large dude broke the door down and busted up my s**t. He shot P. Nut right in the a** with a tazer gun. His ass be hurtin now. His gold teeth still be chattering.
Police: Can you describe him for us?
Luster: Yeah the mothaf**ker was bout 6'10" and around 350lbs. Luster couldn't see his face. He be wearing a mask, main squeeze. Luster wants kick that mothaf**ka's a**. Luster bout to ride his train from Funkytown into his a**.
Police: Sir, I understand your anger but let the Police handle it.
Luster: Alright now Luster has enuff of your talking. Get the f**k out, mandingos.
Police: Yes sir. If you need anything else please call us.
Luster: Luster needs you to get the f**k out. Luster gots to put lotion on P. Nut's burnt a**.
FADEOUT: The police leave and Luster heads to the bedroom.
FADEIN: Luster's fancy apartment in Atlanta. The police are inside Luster's apartment after a recent incident in the apartment. The police seems to be questioning Luster.
Luster: This large dude broke the door down and busted up my s**t. He shot P. Nut right in the a** with a tazer gun. His ass be hurtin now. His gold teeth still be chattering.
Police: Can you describe him for us?
Luster: Yeah the mothaf**ker was bout 6'10" and around 350lbs. Luster couldn't see his face. He be wearing a mask, main squeeze. Luster wants kick that mothaf**ka's a**. Luster bout to ride his train from Funkytown into his a**.
Police: Sir, I understand your anger but let the Police handle it.
Luster: Alright now Luster has enuff of your talking. Get the f**k out, mandingos.
Police: Yes sir. If you need anything else please call us.
Luster: Luster needs you to get the f**k out. Luster gots to put lotion on P. Nut's burnt a**.
FADEOUT: The police leave and Luster heads to the bedroom.
coolmint21
League Member
P. Nut's Bandaged Ass
FADEIN: Luster's apartment is filled with ladies that are tending to P. Nut who was involved in a hit on Luster. Luster still does not know who is responsible but P. Nut's a** is healing nicley after it was burnt by a tazer gun.
(Luster turns to the camera to address the incident and his match at Paradise Lost.)
Luster: Luster gots something to say. Luster don't know who be responsible fo tazing P. Nut's a** but he will find out and when he does he will do more then just drop the package. Luster's wrestling record is not that good but he will hurt anyone who be messing with Luster's boy. Luster gots tons of money invested in those gold teeth of his, mandingo.
Luster: As for Felix Dead, Luster will be watching you. You could be involved with the incident, b**ch. Luster will drop the package on you and the ladies will a come runnin'. Luster is the "Ladies Man of the Ring". Luster gots it going on. The ladies are saying "Who be messing with P. Nut?" "Not you Felix Dead" says the ladies because Luster will bust yo a**".
Ladies: We are done with P. Nut, its your turn now. We got something to give you.
Luster: As you can see Luster gots something to take care of so see you later, main squeeze.
FADEOUT: The ladies take Luster to the bedroom.
FADEIN: Luster's apartment is filled with ladies that are tending to P. Nut who was involved in a hit on Luster. Luster still does not know who is responsible but P. Nut's a** is healing nicley after it was burnt by a tazer gun.
(Luster turns to the camera to address the incident and his match at Paradise Lost.)
Luster: Luster gots something to say. Luster don't know who be responsible fo tazing P. Nut's a** but he will find out and when he does he will do more then just drop the package. Luster's wrestling record is not that good but he will hurt anyone who be messing with Luster's boy. Luster gots tons of money invested in those gold teeth of his, mandingo.
Luster: As for Felix Dead, Luster will be watching you. You could be involved with the incident, b**ch. Luster will drop the package on you and the ladies will a come runnin'. Luster is the "Ladies Man of the Ring". Luster gots it going on. The ladies are saying "Who be messing with P. Nut?" "Not you Felix Dead" says the ladies because Luster will bust yo a**".
Ladies: We are done with P. Nut, its your turn now. We got something to give you.
Luster: As you can see Luster gots something to take care of so see you later, main squeeze.
FADEOUT: The ladies take Luster to the bedroom.
NotorisSTD
League Member
On vision and flesh....
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-22-03 AT 00:52 AM (EST)](CUEUP: "Here lies Jessica" by F-Minus...)
(Felix Red sits on a red leather antique chair, elbows on the arm rests, hands folded in front of his face...Blank white room, possibly
a television studio, possibly not, hasn't changed out of the black and grey pants from last promo, sunglasses, really faded "Specials"
T-shirt leftover from 1983...)
"the boy who destroyed the world"
FELIX RED: So you didn't die afterall. Kudos...
I had nothing to do with what happened to your friend. Of course I could be lying, but as I had no previous connection with
the twit nor do I have any thing to gain from his disposal, you might as well take me on my word. See Luster, you're not that important
to me. Your friends are even less significant. You will be of use to me for the tenure of our match as a means to gauge for my mental and physical prowess. At all points before and after, you may as well not exist. At this very second, for all I know or care, you're nothing at all....
You can seduce women with little to no self respect. You can forge relationships based on mutual objectification. How splendid
for you, to accomplish what we all must as mammals. Biology is to be celebrated, but one must also eat to live, and some of us find other
thing to talk about...Take eyes for example. As the nature of mind has yet to be explained, the interpretation of pigment reflected light is the best explanation science can offer us for what it is we're seeing...Meaning that when I look at you, my eyes aren't telling my brain there's an object in front of me. They're signaling that all they can be held accountable for is Luster. (grins) Have I missed something? Does anything lie beneath the obvious pattern of non-sentient particles? Show me. Stop pointing out the obvious, waving your genitals in the air for all to gawk at, and Prove you exist...Or dissipate at my will, Cow.....(thumbs up...)
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-22-03 AT 00:52 AM (EST)](CUEUP: "Here lies Jessica" by F-Minus...)
(Felix Red sits on a red leather antique chair, elbows on the arm rests, hands folded in front of his face...Blank white room, possibly
a television studio, possibly not, hasn't changed out of the black and grey pants from last promo, sunglasses, really faded "Specials"
T-shirt leftover from 1983...)
"the boy who destroyed the world"
FELIX RED: So you didn't die afterall. Kudos...
I had nothing to do with what happened to your friend. Of course I could be lying, but as I had no previous connection with
the twit nor do I have any thing to gain from his disposal, you might as well take me on my word. See Luster, you're not that important
to me. Your friends are even less significant. You will be of use to me for the tenure of our match as a means to gauge for my mental and physical prowess. At all points before and after, you may as well not exist. At this very second, for all I know or care, you're nothing at all....
You can seduce women with little to no self respect. You can forge relationships based on mutual objectification. How splendid
for you, to accomplish what we all must as mammals. Biology is to be celebrated, but one must also eat to live, and some of us find other
thing to talk about...Take eyes for example. As the nature of mind has yet to be explained, the interpretation of pigment reflected light is the best explanation science can offer us for what it is we're seeing...Meaning that when I look at you, my eyes aren't telling my brain there's an object in front of me. They're signaling that all they can be held accountable for is Luster. (grins) Have I missed something? Does anything lie beneath the obvious pattern of non-sentient particles? Show me. Stop pointing out the obvious, waving your genitals in the air for all to gawk at, and Prove you exist...Or dissipate at my will, Cow.....(thumbs up...)