WFW Paradise Lost: Doc Silver (c) vs. Rat Fink

[PaulNJ21]

This match is for the WFW World Heavyweight Title. The winner will face Shawn Hart at the PPV.

The RP/angles deadline is July 21st 11:59 PM EST. Send all angles to PaulNJ21@aol.com

 

[ChrisHorowitz]

(Cue up "Black Train Song" by the Doors.)

(Fade into Rat Fink's robotic production facility where Rat Fink is rallying his troops. Since his troops are all robots, one must wonder how productive this is.)

Rat Fink: My minions, we are at the eve of our victory!

Felix Red has fallen before us as have so many others. The armies of the old way are ready to surrender to the new order, we just need the one symbol that will unite them all behind us!

That symbol is within our grasp, the World Heavyweight championship. With it the world will see we are not to be taken lightly and that we are indeed the liberating force they need to rid their lives of the hope that causes them such pain.

The world is entering a new era.

Reality will sweep throughout the world as the new order comes upon it. The Revolution is real, the people are restless and demand change. They demand the cleansing power of pure evil. But this is not a battle to be taken lightly. We face one of the most delusional victims of the modern world in this fight... one of its greatest gladiators.

But he is a gladiator that has been defeated and will be again! Our revolution has come so far. We have marched upon Washington DC and converted so many of the crushed masses. They have disowned the warriors of the old crumbling world empires and embraced those who will cover the earth in evil, the only thing that can crush the tyrants that opress them.

Doc Silver, the world revolution has come to stop the day dream terror of the regimes that support your reign as champion. Don't hold onto those fading memories, those broken promises, take hold of the new light of darkness, the evil of the revolution for we will fix the corrupt hopeful world.

Doc Silver, the title will be ours despite any resistance you put up. Instead of having your body battered and bruised, help the world by giving up the fight of the old and transfer the symbol of its decadence to the new order.

(Fade out)

 

[DocKGB]

Oh dear...

(FADEIN: Doc Silver, with the WFW World Title over his shoulder, standing in front of a WFW banner, Green Machine is in the backgroung, smiling big.)

DOC: Now you might wonder why I've been so quiet recently, well it's simple...There's this creature called 'Rat Fink' who's allegedly challenging me for the WFW World Title...Now I mean, I couldn't make this up...Rat...Fink...I didn't believe it...I'm a bit of a cynic in my old age...So I had to make sure this was real, that there honestly was a character like this and that he was in fact going to be allowed a shot at this title...I mean, I've been burnt before in life...From my supposed take over of the CSWA to being forced to beat up women for cheap heat, I've been through a lot...So the idea of having a WFW camera crew come out and film me while I talk about somebody who sounds like a Tier 3 batman villian...Well it seems a bit absurd...

But I have been given assurances that you are in fact real Rat Fink. Hell I even saw you on TV promise to break me and take this title...And to that I say...Good show..(Doc and Greenie golf clap) I mean, it looked like you had almost fooled yourself into buying this line of BS...That you thought for one moment in your life you could defeat me and take this title...(Shakes head) look...That's just NEVER going to happen...And there's a reason for that, it's called talent, it's called excellence...There's a difference between the ELITE and the never-was, and you...Are a never was...You can't get it done, not now, not ever...You don't have it in you...There are facts in this world...The Lions will never win a Super Bowl, the Sox will never beat the Yankees...

GREENIE: Screw you, this is the YEAR!!!

DOC: (Shakes head) poor fool, go hit the store and buy those awful new uniforms they made up...These are facts, and one more fact I'll give you is, EYE DON'T LOSE...I don't falter and I don't fail...I crush idiots like you day in and day out in my life? Why? Because I'm smarter then you, I'm smarter then just about everyone on this miserable planet...So I'm going to out think you, out plan you, out wit you...And I will in the end, OWN you...(Smiles)

Because I am best...And you...Will be left with nothing but a one way trip to the endless path of misery...Only Happy When it Rains (FADEOUT)

 

[ChrisHorowitz]

RE: Oh dear...

(Cue up "Power is Boring" by Jello Biafra and DOA.)

(Fade into Rat Fink riding around town on top of a white horse. He is flanked by three of his robot minions, which are quite slow... so it's not really a ride, its more of a walk on a horse.)

Rat Fink: So the last line of defense for the old guard has finally spoken. And like the leaders who refuse to accept their fates and head off into the sunset Doc Silver clings to his title, for he knows that without it he and his dinosaurs will become extinct in the face of the new order.

Now Silver, since you will not bow before the massive world revolution, you will not admit the coming darkness that will forever save the world... you will instead enter into a battle you cannot win. You are a champion on borrowed time Silver time to step aside.

But those in places of power are always so stubborn. Even when the masses they have held down so long find a voice, someone who can be lifted into the stratosphere on their power, on their will they cannot realize their time has come.

Silver, you mock what you fear. You can tell the time has come and that you are at the end of your reign. You can see that the old order has ended, that it is finished. But instead of enjoying your dying breathes you want them to be beaten out of you. You won't let go gracefully instead you will have to have the World title yanked from you. Instead of accepting the call of the new order, you fight for the masters who have already denied you.

I would think a man as well known as you wouldn't be such a slave. Have your minor losses affected you more than the crushing losses of the rest of the populace? Where they can rise up, you cannot? Where they have been kept down their entire lives, yet can still embrace the reality of evil's salvation you who's set backs have been so small simply blindly defend the establishment. Has the surreal world they have created for you become so entrenched in your psyche that you cannot deny it?

Silver, my forces have arrived. The pinnacle of the rise of evil is upon us. My robotic troops stand ready to capture the capitals of man kind, the old world prepares to enter the world enhabited by all the old dead empires. You claim not to falter like the entire world is doing, but you have. In the past you have fallen down many times, you have seen many men rise above you. In WFW you have fallen before another, just one man has bettered you.

This is not one man you are facing Silver, this is a movement. The entire will of a world rides upon my shoulders, and lifts me, it gives me power. All you have supporting you is a crumbling structure that has abandoned you.

You will fall as it is falling Silver. Their champion will be destroyed and the people will have their shining symbol back. I will lead them into a new era of evil, one which will bring their lives out of the surreal and into the warming glow of reality.

(Fade out)