WFW Merrython: Manson & Thirteen vs. Wells & Southern

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(BACKSTAGE EARLIER TONIGHT)

BLACK ROSE: Tonight Jared, you have somewhat of an odd match teaming up with the CSWA Champion Shane Southern. Your opponents, Thirteen and former WFW World Champion, Mike Manson. How do you prepare for something like this?

JARED WELLS: You know week after week I've heard nothing but racist remarks concerning my buddy Dirty Mexican Chavez. I've heard nothing but (BLEEP) come out of the mouth of Thirteen who happens to be the WFW's sex offender. I beat his (BLEEP) once, and I'll do it again. Mikey Manson is somewhat lost after his match with (BLEEP)cat. He had his (BLEEP) come out and talk for him. I got this all figured out now. She has to be the WFW's first Mortal Kombat character here. She'll load up the pez dispenser for Mikey.......hey'll shove it right up Thirteens (BLEEP). Both of them are in a world of hurt.....Tonight the entire world will see jNice take one step towards immortality. Tonight, the Bastard Son uses these guys to etch his name as being great. As for Shane Southern.....do I have a problem with you? Yeah, that fact that this is your first match in the WFW and you get everything handed to you. Your the CSWA Champion? Be simple, be the CSWA Champ....fine. But I've busted my (BLEEP) for a long time here in the WFW....I am the B.A.D World Heavyweight Champion....and tonight.....you will realize that I am in the elite. I'm willing to put L.O.V.E aside tonight Black Rose....I'm willing to cancel the party tonight.......Southern......let's do this. Let's go home winners.....I've got nothing to prove here tonight......but one thing is for sure......Mikey will know all along it was coming. Southern will acknowledge jNice.......and Thirteen.....he's already felt it. What more do I need to say? What more do I need to do? Controversy is about to happen once again.........

(ROCKEFELLER CENTER)

BRANDON JACOBS: Before we start, we have a couple of changes in the match. Manson is still suffering because of his injuries at Copycat so he has paid Mephisto to take his place and secondly, the board of directors have ruled since Jared Wells and Shane Southern haven’t had proper time to prepare for Mephisto that this will be an elimination match instead of one fall to a finish.

VIC WATERS: Wait a second, isn’t it like public knowledge now that Mephisto is really Manson? What is the sake of an elaborate ruse when your identity is a worse kept secret than Green Arrow or Daredevil real identity?

JONATHAN MARX: Maybe the costume gives his back additional support. Just because Manson was a Mephisto, doesn’t mean he is thee Mephisto or the Mephisto wrestling tonight.

VIC WATERS: How is this at all fair to Wells or Southern? Aren’t Manson & Thirteen supposed to be the good guys in all of this?

JONATHAN MARX: Well, sort of. But sometimes you have to break the rules and take shortcuts to accomplish your goals, LOVE has been running rampant all over WFW and tonight they are going to try to take them down.

BRANDON JACOBS: Jared Wells and Shane Southern are going to be men on a mission tonight.

VIC WATERS: Fat African American rappers?

JONATHAN MARX: If you keep up jokes like that, you’ll have their career too.

BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is going to be highly motivated to win this match because this is the match that turned around his career at least year’s Merrython and he finally wants to win one. Southern is going to be motivated to get revenge against Manson for his Ultratitle loss and he wants to end his career on a good note.

JONATHAN MARX: We haven’t talked about that yet, Shane Southern is wrestling his last match tonight…. The injuries and schedule have finally caught up to him so he is calling it a career.

VIC WATERS: That is a damn shame, Southern was one of the best of alltime and a huge face of the NFW South.

JONATHAN MARX: Everyone has to call it a career sometime and we are glad Southern has chosen World’s Finest to have his last match.

VIC WATERS: Looks like Edmunds will never have his revenge.

JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds has to stop living in yesterday and put that old grudge behind him, that was years ago.

VIC WATERS: If it was your title he stole, you’d be bitter too.

JONATHAN MARX: How do you think Southern feels after losing to Manson in the Utratitle Finals and not getting a chance to face him tonight? Even if Southern manages to beat Mephisto here tonight and Manson is under the mask, Manson can deny it ever happened blue balling Shane Southern.

VIC WATERS: It serves him right for what he did to Edmunds. Karma is a *****.

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, lets send this out to FAO Schwartz and get this one underway!

(FAO SCHWARTZ)

::cameras fade into a nearly empty FAO Schwartz building late at night, the ref is reading Thirteen, Mephisto, and Southern instructions on the rules of the match, Wells is no where in sight::

::there is a commotion outside of the store, the camera fades to Wells jumping over the rail from the crowd with an Olympic style look wearing totally black and a black trench coat. Jared Wells’ face is painted black with a white swirl, Wells bursts through the door and darts for Mephisto::

*bell rings*

JONATHAN MARX: Ever get that déjà vu feeling?

VIC WATERS: It is just you.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS DRIVING MEPHISTO BACK WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES!

JONATHAN MARX: Wells is going after the top dog when he is fresh.

VIC WATERS: Mephisto doesn’t seem to be moving as well as usual. He seems a bit sluggish.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS GRABS MEPHISTO BY THE MASK AND HE RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE GIANT CLOCK! Mephisto falls down to the ground!

JONATHAN MARX: DOWN GOES MEPHISTO!

BRANDON JACOBS: Meanwhile, SOUTHERN AND THIRTEEN ARE GOING TOE TO TOE…. SOUTHERN GRABS THIRTEEN BY THE ARM AND WHIPS HIM INTO A RACK OF STUFFED ANIMALS AND PANDA BEARS AND ELEPHANTS ARE RAINING DOWN ON THIRTEEN AS HE FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND!

VIC WATERS: I bet Southern never pictured his last match this way.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS GOING INTO THE CASH REGISTER AND HE PULLING OUT A ROLL OF QUARTERS…. MEPHISTO IS GETTING UP…. WELLS HITS HIM WITH THE ROLL OF QUARTERS!

JONATHAN MARX: Those quarters are spilled all over the place when he connected.
VIC WATERS: After the show, I am going to have to go treasure hunting.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS MAKING THE COVER ON MEPHISTO! The ref goes down for the count! 1----------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------- MEPHISTO JUST GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

JONATHAN MARX: Vic, I think you are right, Mephisto already seems tired and we are barely five minutes into this. I am starting to think either Manson is hurt really bad or Mephisto wrestled just earlier tonight and not too early in the show either because he still seems tired.

VIC WATERS: If Mephisto is going to win this match, he is going need to need Thirteen to be there for him.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN GRABS A BUNCH OF PORCELAIN DOLLS OFF OF A DISPLAY AND HE THROWS THEM DOWN ON THE GROUND SHATTERING THEM INTO PIECES ….

JONATHAN MARX: Southern is really making a mess of things.

VIC WATERS: He must have a plan, I don’t know what though.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN PICKS THIRTEEN UP…. CAJUN LEG SWEEP BACK FIRST INTO ALL OF THE BROKEN PORCELAIN! Good god…

VIC WATERS: Thirteen’s back is all scratched up. Southern did his damage.

JONATHAN MARX: Somewhere a little girl cries.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS CALLING OVER SOUTHERN AND IS TELLING HIM THAT THEY TAKE MEPHISTO OUT EARLY IF THEY TEAM UP!

JONATHAN MARX: That is a hell of a plan, Mephisto doesn’t look in the best of shape right now, if they could pin him, Thirteen would have to beat both of them to win.

VIC WATERS: Who would have thought going into Mephisto would have been the weak link.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS AND SOUTHERN ARE GOING OVER THEIR PLAN AND WELLS PICKS UP MEPHISTO UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS….

JONATHAN MARX: Southern has a big smile on his face. He must be up to no good.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN IS CLIMBING UP THE CLOCK….
JONATHAN MARX: What is Southern up to?!

VIC WATERS: This is Southern’s last match, if he is going to go out, he is going out with a bang.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN DIVES OFF… FRANKEN-SOUTHERN OFF OF WELLS SHOULDERS ONTO THE GROUND!

JONATHAN MARX: Southern with Michael Jordan like air on that one.

VIC WATERS: Mephisto is going to feel that one for awhile.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN CRAWLS OVER AND HE COVERS MEPHISTO! The ref goes down to count! 1---------------------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- THIRTEEN BREAKS UP THE COUNT!

JONATHAN MARX: Southern may have gotten him there if Thirteen didn’t break it up.

VIC WATERS: Thirteen has no love for Mephisto, but he doesn’t want to lose his partner for the match and constantly be in a hole.

BRANDON JACOBS: An irritated Southern gets up and he picks Thirteen up…. HE PLANTS HIM WITH A TILT A WHIRL SLAM!

JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen hit the tiled floor really hard.

VIC WATERS: They need to make Thirteen a non factor in this match if they want to win.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN LOOKS UP…. SOUTHERN YELLS AT WELLS TO SET UP A COUPLE OF TABLES AND STACK THEM ON TOP OF THEM!

VIC WATERS: How is he going to get Thirteen on that top table if the tables are stacked so high?

JONATHAN MARX: He is setting up those tables too far from the clock…. OH MY GOD, HE IS GOING TO JUMP OFF THE SECOND FLOOR!

BRANDON JACOBS: Southern is putting Thirteen onto the escalator going up and Southern is climbing on after him! It looks like you may be right Jonathan.

JONATHAN MARX: Southern doesn’t even have to jump off, he could just throw Thirteen off the balcony and he’d go splat through the tables to the floor.
VIC WATERS: We may be witnessing the end of Thirteen right now. This may be his unlucky day.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN GETS TO THE SECOND FLOOR AND HE GRABS THIRTEEN BY THE HAIR AND LEADS HIM TO THE LEDGE WHERE THE TABLES ARE SETUP UP UNDERNEATH!

JONATHAN MARX: Is this really necessary? Southern may be going a bit too far.

BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES BLUE CAT AND HE CLOCKS SOUTHERN FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR!

VIC WATERS: EDMUNDS IS HERE!

JONATHAN MARX: I thought Doe nearly killed him. Edmunds has way too much energy for someone who has already wrestled.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN IS DOWN! Blue Cat is trying to slap some sense into Thirteen but Thirteen is out of it. BLUE CAT GRABS SOUTHERN BY THE HAIR AND HE IS LEADING HIM INTO THE BOARD GAME SECTION….

JONATHAN MARX: It is the human game of chess!

BRANDON JACOBS: BLUE CAT GRABS A SIMPSONS MONOPOLY BOARD AND HITS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT AND HE IS WOBBLING ON HIS FEET!

JONATHAN MARX: Blue Cat is taking him to Park Avenue!

VIC WATERS: Blue Cat is trying to leave Southern with less brain cells than Homer.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLUE CAT GRABS A TROUBLE BOARD AND HE REPEATED POUNDS THE PLASTIC BUBBLE INTO SOUTHERN’ HEAD…. GOOD GOD, HE BROKE THE PLASTIC BUBBLE!

VIC WATERS: Ouch. I don’t even think he got doubles.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS CALLING UP TO THE BALCONY BUT SOUTHERN ISN’T ANSWERING! A frustrated Wells picks up a tired Mephisto….. AND HE HURLS HIM ONTO THE ESCALATOR BACK FIRST!

JONATHAN MARX: Those metal stairs went right into the back of Mephisto, it is going to be hard to recover from that.

VIC WATERS: Mephisto has to be playing possum.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS CLIMBS ONTO THE ESCALATOR AND HE STARTS POUNDING MEPHISTO WITH CLOSED PUNCHES TO THE HEAD! Mephisto is starting to bleed through the mask.

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto has been been busted open earlier or those punches by Wells were really hard to bust him open that quick.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLUE CAT PICKS UP A DAZED SOUTHERN AND HE TAKES HIM OVER TO THE BOARD GAME TABLE…. BLUE CAT DELIVERS A WILD BUCK BOMB BUT THE TABLE DOESN’T BREAK!

VIC WATERS: Does Blue Cat do a Wild Buck Bomb?

JONATHAN MARX: Blue Cat must be watching his Michael Manson tapes.

VIC WATERS: If you are going to steal, steal from the best I say.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS PICKS UP MEPHISTO AND HE THROWS HIM OFF THE ESCALATOR AND THEN GETS OFF HIMSELF! Wells looks at Blue Cat and he is yelling at Edmunds to stay out of his business.

JONATHAN MARX: A tired Mephisto is looking up at Wells as he is chewing out Blue Cat.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS GETTING UP AND HE IS BEHIND WELLS…. THIRTEEN GRABS A SPEAK AND SPELL AND BLIND SIDES WELLS FROM BEHIND RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND WELLS GOES DOWN!

JONATHAN MARX: Blue Cat is giving Thirteen a big thumbs up.

VIC WATERS: It looks like Blue Cat in cahoots with Mephisto & Thirteen.

JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds has had a grudge against Southern for a long time and as his war with Copycat showed, he’ll do anything to get revenge.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLUE CAT, MEPHISTO, AND THIRTEEN ARE TAKING SOUTHERN OVER TO THE EDGE AND THEY ARE GOING TO THROW HIM OFF!

VIC WATERS: What is good for the goose is good for the gander.

JONATHAN MARX: Southern doesn’t deserve this

BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, THE ELEVATOR BEHIND THEM IS OPENING UP…..

JONATHAN MARX: The store is closed for the match, who the hell can it be?

BRANDON JACOBS: OH MY GOD! IT IS FELIX RED…. HE IS SLOWLY WALKING OVER AS THE THREE MEN ARE TRYING TO PUSH SOUTHERN OVER THE EDGE…. FELIX RED TAPS BLUE CAT ON THE SHOULDER….. SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE HEAD!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red is saving his fellow member of LOVE’s partner.

BRANDON JACOBS: Mephisto turns around…. FELIX RED HITS HIM WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!

VIC WATERS: Felix Red is cleaning house!

BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen turns around…. FELIX RED GOES FOR ANOTHER SPINNING HEEL KICK BUT THIRTEEN DUCKS AND HE TACKLES FELIX RED AND THEY STUMBLE BACK INTO THE ELEVATOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen knows Felix Red better than anyone in WFW and it cleared showed there.

VIC WATERS: THE DOOR IS CLOSING!

BRANDON JACOBS: THEY ARE GOING UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR! Meanwhile, Southern is getting back up to his feet… Mephisto and Blue Cat are trying get up too… SOUTHERN GRABS MEPHISTO AND BLUE CAT BY THE MASK AND HE RAMS THEIR HEADS TOGETHER!

JONATHAN MARX: It is a meeting of the minds.

VIC WATERS: That blood is really coming out of that Mephisto mask.

BRANDON JACOBS: Southern picks up Mephisto…. AND HE RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE DOORS OF THE ELEVATOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Oh man.

BRANDON JACOBS: Southern presses the button for the elevator and the doors open…. HE THROWS MEPHISTO ON THE FLOOR OF THE ELEVATOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Looks like everyone is going upstairs.

BRANDON JACOBS: Southern goes back to pick up Blue Cat…. MEPHISTO RUSHES UP TO HIS FEET AND BEFORE SOUTHERN CAN GET THERE WITH BLUE CAT HE HITS THE BUTTON FOR THE NEXT FLOOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto escapes to fight another day.

BRANDON JACOBS: An irate Southern is pounding on the elevator… BLUE CAT BREAKS FREE AFTER AN ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION OF SOUTHERN WHICH DOUBLES HIM UP!

JONATHAN MARX: That elbow was very well placed.

VIC WATERS: Blue Cat took the wind out of him.

BRANDON JACOBS: BLUE CAT GRABS SOUTHERN….. HE SNAP SUPLEXES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE ELEVATORS DOORS!

JONATHAN MARX: Southern is grabbing his back, it looks like he got caught off guard by that move.

VIC WATERS: Well he hasn’t wrestled Edmunds in a long time, it is like he is a whole different person.

BRANDON JACOBS: LETS GET TO THE ACTION ON THE THIRD FLOOR…. FELIX RED AND THIRTEEN ARE FIGHTING INTO ACTION FIGURE DEPARTMENT…..

VIC WATERS: What I want to know is when WFW will get their own action figures.

JONATHAN MARX: They are in development.

VIC WATERS: Maybe we can even get a Tickle Me Beau Michaels doll.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED PICKS UP THIRTEEN…. HE HITS HIM WITH THE MICHINOKU DRIVER!

JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen went head first into the ground.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red is going to make Thirteen pay for that sneak attack.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED IS DRAGGING HIM TOWARDS THE TODD MCFARLANE DISPLAY AND FELIX RED IS STARTING TO CLIMB THE SHELVES UP TOP….

JONATHAN MARX: What is Felix Red going to do?

VIC WATERS: I don’t know, but Psycho would be proud.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED GRABS THE 16 INCH CHARLES MANSON FIGURE AND HE RIPS IT OUT OF THE PACKAGE…. FELIX RED DIVES OFF OF THE SHELVE AND HE LANDS DOWN ON THE THROAT OF THIRTEEN AND THIRTEEN IS GASPING FOR AIR!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red tried to bury him alive, now this.

VIC WATERS: Thirteen made himself a mortal enemy when he messed with Felix Red and now he is going to pay for it.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is getting up….AND THROWS THE MANSON DOLL ONTO THIRTEEN! It appears that Felix Red is finally leaving.

JONATHAN MARX: Thank god, maybe we can get some order now.

BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, MEPHISTO WHO WAS HIDING BEHIND THE DISPLAY IS COMING OUT AND HE IS COMING OVER TO HELP THIRTEEN….

JONATHAN MARX: Manson would never hide from anyone, someone else has to be wearing that mask and he must be a weasel.

VIC WATERS: Maybe Manson has simply wised up and realized that he shouldn’t go guns a blazing into things.

BRANDON JACOBS: Thirteen is yelling at Mephisto for not saving him earlier…. AND THIRTEEN SPITS IN MEPHISTO’S FACE!

JONATHAN MARX: Oh man.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO HITS THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX AND THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1----------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------ THIRTEEN KICKS OUT!

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto almost had him. Mephisto is complaining to the referee about the slow count.

BRANDON JACOBS: Mephisto picks Thirteen up off the ground…. HE HITS HIM WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!

JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen is taking a hell of amount of abuse.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO WALKS OVER TO THE WWE CLASSIC ACTION FIGURES AND HE TAKES THE CHRIS CANDIDO & SUNNY PACK DOWN FROM THE SHELF AND RIPS IT OPEN!

JONATHAN MARX: Man, they are making classic action figures for everyone these days.

VIC WATERS: If it was the current Tammy, the action figure would weight five pounds.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO THROWS DOWN THE TAMMY ACTION FIGURE AND HE STARTS RAMMING THE CHRIS CANDIDO FIGURE INTO THE HEAD OF THIRTEEN REPEATEDLY….. MEPHISTO FINALLY BREAKS HIM OPEN!

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto is trying to send a message, just because he has taken more than one beating tonight doesn’t mean he isn’t going to rage against the night and fight it out to the end.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO IS PULLING AQUAMAN MARQUETTE DOLLS OFF THE SHELVES AND HE IS LAYING THEM DOWN IN THEIR BOXES ON THE FLOOR….. MEPHISTO PICKS THIRTEEN UP OFF THE GROUND…. AND HE PILEDRIVES HIM INTO THE STATUES!

VIC WATERS: All those poor Aquaman fans are going to be disappointed now thanks to Mephisto.

JONATHAN MARX: The dolphins will get over it.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO IS GOING FOR A SECOND COVER! 1--------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------- THIRTEEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!

BRANDON JACOBS: MEANWHILE ON THE SECOND FLOOR, JARED WELLS IS BACK ON HIS FEET AND THEY HAVE BRAWLED WITH SOUTHERN INTO THE ELEVATOR AND THEY ARE FINALLY ON THE WAY UP!

JONATHAN MARX: It is so easy for people to get lost in this match with all this action going on.

VIC WATERS: There can only be cameras in so many places.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS, SOUTHERN, AND BLUE CAT ARE MAKING THEIR OUT OF THE ELEVATOR AND THEY ARE BRAWLING TOWARDS THE STAR WARS DISPLAY!

JONATHAN MARX: There is enough merchandise to bury someone alive there.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO GRABS THE HAIR OF THIRTEEN AND SAYS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND THEY NEED TO WORK AS A TEAM IF THEY ARE GOING TO WIN THIS…. MEPHISTO PICKS UP THIRTEEN AND THROWS HIM AT WELLS AND WELLS AND THIRTEEN START BRAWLING TOWARDS THE BARBIE SECTION!

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto is acting bizarre tonight. I have a feeling he must have a lot of blood or he is on something because that is only way I can explain it.

BRANDON JACOBS: JARED WELLS WHIPS THIRTEEN INTO THE SHELVES AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF BARBIE DOLLS CRASH ONTO THE GROUND…. WELLS CHARGES THIRTEEN FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT HE BACK BODY DROPS HIM INTO THE SHELF!

JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen may have taken his share of abuse, but he is still ready to dish it out.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES AND HE PULLING BOXES OUT OF THE WAY…

JONATHAN MARX: What is Thirteen looking for?

VIC WATERS: I don’t know.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN PULLS OUT A SANDBOX TURTLE WITH A BUNCH OF EMPEROR SCORPIONS IN IT!

JONATHAN MARX: Good god, he must have planted in the store WFW got here.

VIC WATERS: Hopefully there are no little buggers running around or it is going to cut the beer money WFW sends me. Those don’t kill, but they sure do sting.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS PICKING JARED WELLS OFF THE GROUND…. HE IS GOING TO THROW HIM INTO THE SANDBOX!

JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen is a sick, sick man.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN PICKS WELLS UP…. HE LIFTS HIM UP AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE SANDBOX FULL OF SCORPIONS AND WELLS GETS OUT OF THERE IN A HURRY BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A COUPLE MAY HAVE STUNG HIM!

JONATHAN MARX: Wells is going to have swelling on his back for a week.

BRANDON JACOBS: SECURITY IS COMING NOW AND THEY ARE DRAGGING AWAY THE SANDBOX BEFORE IT CAN BE USED AGAIN!

VIC WATERS: I thought this was anything goes.

JONATHAN MARX: FAO is a hell of a sport, but even they have their limits.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN GOES TO COVER WELLS! The ref goes down to count! 1-----------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------ WELLS MANAGES TO KICKOUT!

JONATHAN MARX: Wells got very lucky, with all he has been through, I may have stayed down for that pin.

VIC WATERS: Well the worst is over…

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS DIGGING UNDERNEATH THE PLAY TABLE IN THE BARBIE SECTION….

JONATHAN MARX: Uh oh…

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN PULLS OUT A BARBIE KIDDIE POOL WITH ONE OF THOSE MINATURE ALLIGATORS IN IT!

VIC WATERS: I saw Thirteen with it earlier backstage, he calls it Dementia.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN GRABS THE HEAD OF WELLS AND HE STICKS IT IN THE POOL AND HE IS TRYING TO LURE THE MINATURE ALLIGATOR OVER TO BITE WELLS IN THE HEAD!

JONATHAN MARX: That can’t be bigger than two or three feet, but it is still dangerous.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS TIPS OVER THE POOL AND THANKFULLY FOR HIM THE ALLIGATOR ESCAPED!

JONATHAN MARX: Somebody better catch that thing.

VIC WATERS: That thing could be loose for awhile, they are awfully good at hiding.

BRANDON JACOBS: OVER IN THE STAR WARS SECTION, BLUE CAT AND MEPHISTO ARE WORKING OVER SOUTHERN! They are taking turns punching him back and forth.

JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds must be loving this.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN GRABS A DARTH VADER VOICE CHANGER AND HITS BLUE CAT OVER THE HEAD! Blue Cat stumbles back and Mephisto falls down and hits his head. SOUTHERN PICKS BLUE CAT UP….. BURBON STREET PLUNGE! Southern is calling for security to get Blue Cat out of here and security is finally coming in and handcuffing Blue Cat and taking him away.

JONATHAN MARX: Looks like Edmunds isn’t getting his revenge tonight.

VIC WATERS: This security should have come and hauled Blue Cat away a long time ago.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN WALKS OVER TO MEPHISTO AND HE IS TELLING MEPHISTO HE IS GOING TO MAKE HIM PAY FOR SCREWING HIM OUT OF THE ULTRATITLE!

JONATHAN MARX: This is what everyone at home has been waiting for.

BRANDON JACOBS: Mephisto is begging off from Southern…. SOUTHERN PICKS MEPHISTO UP AND FRANKEN-SOUTHERNS HIM INTO THE DARTH TATER DISPLAY BURYING HIM UNDER A MILLION BOXES!

JONATHAN MARX: There had to be like fifty boxes or so and they all landed on Mephisto.

VIC WATERS: Southern is going to have his revenge tonight, I can taste it.

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN IS CLIMBING ONTO THE DISPLAY PLATFORM AND HE IS REACHING DOWN TO PULL MEPHISTO UP THROUGH THE BOXES.... SOUTHERN IS TELLING HIM THIS IS THE END!

JONATHAN MARX: I know I am biased towards Mephisto, but go Southern!

BRANDON JACOBS: SOUTHERN IS PICKING MEPHISTO UP… MEPHISTO DELIVERS A LOW BLOW ON SOUTHERN AND SAVES HIMSELF!

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto with a blatant cheap shot! That was totally uncalled for.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO IS UP…. HE HOOKING THE WAIST OF SHANE SOUTHERN…. MEPHISTO NORTHERN SUPLEXES SOUTHERN OFF THE DISPLAY PLATFORM AND HE IS USING THE PLATFORM FOR LEVERAGE!

JONATHAN MARX: THAT IS SEAN EDMUNDS FINISHER…. OH MY GOD IS SEAN EDMUNDS!

BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF IS GOING DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------ 3! SHANE SOUTHERN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH AND QUITE POSSIBLY SEAN EDMUNDS HAS ENDED HIS CAREER!

JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds may do that to Doe as well at Great Expectations.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS DRAGGING WELLS BY THE HAIR INTO THE STARS WARS SECTION AND HE THROWS HIM DOWN AT THE FEET OF MEPHISTO!

JONATHAN MARX: It looks like Edmunds and Thirteen are going for the twin killing.

VIC WATERS: It doesn’t necessarily have to be Edmunds, it could just be someone who wrestles like Edmunds and took a beating earlier.

JONATHAN MARX; I still think it is Edmunds.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS GRABBING A COUPLE OF PLASTIC LIGHT SABERS FROM THE SHELF AND HE IS BENDING DOWN TO THE BOTTOM SHELF AND HE IS PULLING SOMETHING OUT FROM BEHIND THE BOXES…. IT IS BARBED WIRE!

JONATHAN MARX: Where did Thirteen get all of this time?

VIC WATERS: He must be a night person.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN REMOVES BOTH LIGHT SABERS FROM THEIR PACKAGES AND HE IS LOOPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND BOTH!

JONATHAN MARX: I have no idea what Thirteen has planned but I don’t like it.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS TELLING EDMUNDS TO HOLD BOTH LIGHT SABERS ON THE NECK OF WELLS…. THIRTEEN LOOKS UP AT THE STATUE OF DARTH VADER AND HE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP….

VIC WATERS: He is going for the 13x13 and he is going to drive that barbed wire right into his neck.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIRTEEN IS PERCHED…. THIRTEEN FLIES OFF BUT WELLS MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND THIRTEEN CRASHES DOWN HARD ON THE GROUND!

JONATHAN MARX: Thirteen almost had him!

BRANDON JACOBS: Mephisto gets up…. BUT WELLS TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Wells is making the cover on Thirteen who appears to be totally out of it! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1-----------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------------3! THIRTEEN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: We are down to Mephisto and Wells for all the marbles and last year when these two met, it was Wells who lost at the hands of Wylde so Mephisto is looking for a measure of revenge.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS PICKS UP THE LIGHT SABER AND THROWS THE OTHER ONE TO MEPHISTO! HE IS CHALLENGING HIM TO A DUEL!

JONATHAN MARX: Those are wrapped in barbed wire, if either man gets hit with that. They are going to be in a lot of pain.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS AND MEPHISTO AND DUELING BACK AND FORTH AND THEY ARE DUELING OUT OF THE STAR WARS SECTION AND THEY ARE HEADING BACK TO THE ELEVATOR!

VIC WATERS: Why did Wells throw him the light saber? He could have finished him off.

JONATHAN MARX: Wells wanted to have it out to see who was best and tonight we are finally going to do that. I don’t know how Mephisto is standing though at all after the night has been through if that is really Edmunds against Anarky and Doe.

VIC WATERS: That is why Edmunds has the heart of a champion.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO IS DRIVING WELLS BACK AND HE IS HANDLING THAT LIGHT SABER LIKE HE IS ZORRO!

VIC WATERS: The Gay Blade of WFW…

BRANDON JACOBS: THE DOORS OF THE ELEVATOR CLOSE AND THEY ARE GOING DOWN TO THE SECOND FLOOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto obviously has a plan. But what it is, I don’t have any idea.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO IS DRIVING WELLS BACK AND HE IS MOVING WELLS BACK TOWARDS THE LEDGE WHERE THE TWO TABLES ARE SET UP BELOW ON THE FIRST FLOOR!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, Mephisto wouldn’t do that to Wells would he.

VIC WATERS: If it meant winning the match, Mephisto would do anything.

BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS FIGHTING BACK AND HE HAS REVERSED IT ON MEPHISTO…. MEPHISTO JUMPS ONTO THE FOOT WIDE LEDGE AND HE IS DUELING WELLS FROM THERE!

JONATHAN MARX: This is at least twenty feet plus if he falls off. He could be seriously hurt with all of the other punishment he has taken tonight.

BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, SOMEONE IS COMING UP FROM BEHIND WELLS…..

JONATHAN MARX: That guy looks huge.

VIC WATERS: TURN AROUND WELLS!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS DAN RYAN AND HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR AND HE CLOCKS WELLS OVER THE BACK AND HE GOES UP AND OVER THE LEDGE…. OH MY….. NO! NO! NO! WELLS WENT OVER THE LEDGE BUT HE WAS ABLE TO GRAB THE TOP OF THE WALL AND HE IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!
VIC WATERS: COME ON WELLS, HOLD IN THERE!

BRANDON JACOBS: Mephisto is getting off the ledge and he breathing a sigh of relief…. DAN RYAN IS CLIMBING UP ONTO THE LEDGE AND HE IS WALKING OVER TO WELLS AND HE PUTS HIS FOOT ON TOP OF WELLS HAND AND HE TAUNTING HIM THAT HE IS GOING TO PRESS DOWN AND SEND HIM PUMMELING DOWN TO THE GROUND BELOW!

VIC WATERS: First Ryan ended Psycho’s reign as WFW North American Champion, now if he stands on Wells’ hand and he falls down to the ground below, who knows what kind of shape Wells is going to be in to defend the BAD World Heavyweight Title against Steve Johnson? He might be the man to single handedly rob every member of LOVE for their title.

JONATHAN MARX: COME ON WELLS!

BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN IS STARTING TO PUT PRESSURE ON HIS HAND….. WAIT A SECOND, SOMEONE JUST CAME OUT OF THE ELEVATOR….

VIC WATERS: It is Santa Claus!

JONATHAN MARX: It can’t be Santa Claus, it is April.

BRANDON JACOBS: THIS SANTA CLAUS HAS JUST MADE A B-LINE FOR THE LEDGE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR….. THE SANTA CLAUS HITS DAN RYAN FROM BEHIND AND DAN RYAN FALLS OFF THE LEDGE AND HE CRASHES DOWN THROUGH THE TWO TABLES BELOW!

JONATHAN MARX: HOLY ****! We are going to need some paramedics.

VIC WATERS: Christmas is coming late for Wells.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO WHO WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD RIPS OFF THE BEARD….. IT IS PSYCHO!

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto is in shock!

BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO NAILS MEPHISTO IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR AND HE LAYS HIM OUT! Psycho is now reaching down and he is helping Jared Wells up from the ledge.

JONATHAN MARX: Psycho may have just well saved Wells’ life.

BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO CHECKS TO SEE IF WELLS IS OKAY AND WAVES GOODBYE TO WELLS…. OH MY GOD…

JONATHAN MARX: PSYCHO IS GETTING ONTO THE DAMN LEDGE!

BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS PERCHING ON THE LEDGE WITH AN UNCONSCIOUS DAN RYAN DOWN ON THE GROUND….. PSYCHO FLIES OFF THE LEDGE WITH A PSYCHO FLIGHT (STARDUST PRESS) AND CRASHES DOWN ON DAN RYAN BELOW!

JONATHAN MARX: On the people you don’t want to piss off, Psycho is clear number one.

BRANDON JACOBS: Both men are rolling around in agony…. AND WELLS PICKS UP THE DAZED MEPHISTO OFF THE GROUND….. MEPHISTO RUSHES WELLS AND HE PUSHES THE BARBED WIRE LIGHT SABER ACROSS HIS NECK AND HE IS TRYING TO PUSH HIM OVER THE LEDGE!

JONATHAN MARX: Mephisto is a desperate man, everything that could happen to him has happened to him except being shot tonight and doesn’t want to walk out of here without the victory.

BRANDON JACOBS: MEPHISTO IS SNAPPED…. WAIT A SECOND, SHANE SOUTHERN IS STANDING BEHIND HIM AND HE PUTS HIS HAND ON HIS SHOULDER….. MEPHISTO TURNS AROUND AND SOUTHERN HITS HIM WITH THE PARTY’S OVER!

JONATHAN MARX: Southern got it one last time!

BRANDON JACOBS: AN EXHAUSTED WELLS MAKES THE COVER! 1-------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------------3!

VIC WATERS: YES! HE GOT IT!

RING ANNOUNCER (from Rockefeller Center): The winner of the match….. JARED WELLS!

JONATHAN MARX: Jared Wells is lifting up the hand of Shane Southern and the crowd at Rockefeller is giving here at Rockefeller Center is giving standing ovation.

CROWD: SOUTHERN! SOUTHERN! SOUTHERN!

BRANDON JACOBS: What a hell of a match, despite the beating Mephisto took earlier in the night, he almost found a way to pull this match out and he may just have if Southern didn’t come back.

JONATHAN MARX: But Edmunds has finally beat Southern and gotten a little bit of revenge for what happened all those years ago, but he didn’t get all of it so if Southern ever comes out of retirement and Edmunds happens to be in the same place, you never know what could happen.

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, I’d like to thank you all for joining us tonight, our next show will be WFW Great Expectations live on PPV from Ireland where El Arco Iris will put up his WFW North American Title against Dan Ryan, Jared Wells will put up the BAD World Heavyweight Title which has held for over a year against Steve Johnson, and Copycat will defend the WFW World Heavyweight Title against his arch rival Anarky…. All that plus the first round of the World Tag Tournament and the return of Mike Lane… THANK YOU FOR JOINING US EVERYONE AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL TO NEXT TIME! GOODNIGHT!