PaulNJ21
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This is a first round match in the WFW World Tag Tournament. The Angle/RP deadline is Sunday, April 17th 11:59 PM EST. Send all angles to pmiller21@gmail.com
WFW Great Expectations: Showstoppers vs. Lonestar Express
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Draggin' The Line
(CUT TO: "Manager of Champions" Calvin Carlton, in his Confederate Flag rhinestone suit jacket, holding his tennis racket Sweet Betty Lou, with "Fabulous" Frankie Fargo and "The New American Stud" Brandon Mueller behind him -- clad in bowties and tuxtails, holding the NFW World Tag Team Titles.)
CALVIN: (Swinging his tennis racket around manically.) This, this isn't fair! This is a conspiracy! My boys, my charges, The Original ShowStoppers... they are the ONLY tag team entered in this competition to currently HOLD any world tag team titles in any other promotion. They are the only tag team in this tournament to MATTER. The best tag team of the 70's, 80's, 90's and today, the Southern Sex Squad, your momma's wet dream, your daddy's worst nightmare. They shouldn't have to dirty themselves with first round competition! They should be GIVEN the WFW tag team titles on a silver platter! Like my momma said, that sweet beautiful angel princess whose eyes light up the nighttime sky with the intensity of 1,001 fireflies... The Carlton Family should be GIVEN what it wants... or else it will TAKE what it wants and that's when things start getting messy for YOU -- the underclass, societal degenerates who are put on this planet to do what rich folks such as myself COMMAND you to do.
Now, since we weren't given the titles, since we're forced to start our title run in an unfair position... I am issuing a warning to ya'll out there. What you're stepping into is a REIGN OF TERROR. My boys, my charges... Fabulous Frankie and The Stud... THEY ARE NOT GOING TO MESS AROUND. If you get in our way, cross our paths, YOU WILL BE DESTROYED. You will be destroyed physically by the combined forces of The Southern Assasins and you will be destroyed emotionally and financially by my high I.Q. and my momma's vast wealth.
LoneStar Express -- I don't know much about you, I don't care to because, obviously, you're nothing more than a bunch of filthy, dirty Texans... and unless your name is George W. and you're begging my momma for advice on how to handle international affairs... if you're a dirty Texan, The Carlton Family has no time for you! Ya'll better just walk away and lay down from this unless you want the hide whippin' of a lifetime... and even if you do just walk away, you still might GET that a-FORE-mentioned hide whippin' and since you're a bunch of queers'n'steers from Texas... ya'll probably will LIKE the hide whipping. If you get in the ring with us, you'd better send out and SOS. Because you're going to go down at the hands of The OSS. Let's get struttin' boys, just the way momma likes it! (All three do the Fargo Strut off screen. FTB.)
(CUT TO: "Manager of Champions" Calvin Carlton, in his Confederate Flag rhinestone suit jacket, holding his tennis racket Sweet Betty Lou, with "Fabulous" Frankie Fargo and "The New American Stud" Brandon Mueller behind him -- clad in bowties and tuxtails, holding the NFW World Tag Team Titles.)
CALVIN: (Swinging his tennis racket around manically.) This, this isn't fair! This is a conspiracy! My boys, my charges, The Original ShowStoppers... they are the ONLY tag team entered in this competition to currently HOLD any world tag team titles in any other promotion. They are the only tag team in this tournament to MATTER. The best tag team of the 70's, 80's, 90's and today, the Southern Sex Squad, your momma's wet dream, your daddy's worst nightmare. They shouldn't have to dirty themselves with first round competition! They should be GIVEN the WFW tag team titles on a silver platter! Like my momma said, that sweet beautiful angel princess whose eyes light up the nighttime sky with the intensity of 1,001 fireflies... The Carlton Family should be GIVEN what it wants... or else it will TAKE what it wants and that's when things start getting messy for YOU -- the underclass, societal degenerates who are put on this planet to do what rich folks such as myself COMMAND you to do.
Now, since we weren't given the titles, since we're forced to start our title run in an unfair position... I am issuing a warning to ya'll out there. What you're stepping into is a REIGN OF TERROR. My boys, my charges... Fabulous Frankie and The Stud... THEY ARE NOT GOING TO MESS AROUND. If you get in our way, cross our paths, YOU WILL BE DESTROYED. You will be destroyed physically by the combined forces of The Southern Assasins and you will be destroyed emotionally and financially by my high I.Q. and my momma's vast wealth.
LoneStar Express -- I don't know much about you, I don't care to because, obviously, you're nothing more than a bunch of filthy, dirty Texans... and unless your name is George W. and you're begging my momma for advice on how to handle international affairs... if you're a dirty Texan, The Carlton Family has no time for you! Ya'll better just walk away and lay down from this unless you want the hide whippin' of a lifetime... and even if you do just walk away, you still might GET that a-FORE-mentioned hide whippin' and since you're a bunch of queers'n'steers from Texas... ya'll probably will LIKE the hide whipping. If you get in the ring with us, you'd better send out and SOS. Because you're going to go down at the hands of The OSS. Let's get struttin' boys, just the way momma likes it! (All three do the Fargo Strut off screen. FTB.)