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BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back everyone and it is time for one of the most anticipated matches of the tag tournament, Powermaster and Roderick McRatrick will team up to take on a team which personifies wrestling more than any other tag team in wrestling today, Jean Rabesque and Steve Johnson!
JONATHAN MARX: McRatrick personally requested the opportunity to face Rabesque and we decided to grant his request since Rabesque is to wrestling what apple pie is to America.
VIC WATERS: Rabesque is a stinking Canadian.
BRANDON JACOBS: So filled with hate towards Canada…
VIC WATERS: I am just tired of those dirty Canadians sneaking across borders and stealing our jobs.
JONATHAN MARX: Canada is one of the nicest countries in the world, with a love for wrestling that is second to none. Plus sometimes they even play hockey… how can you beat that?
VIC WATERS: It is the same country which brought us such evil as Celine Deion and Bryan Adams.
JONATHAN MARX: What is wrong with Bryan Adams?
BRANDON JACOBS: We can debate the merits Canada later, but getting back to the match…. I think Rabesque and Johnson may get caught off guard by McRatrick and Powermaster’s style. They are unlike anything they have ever seen before at least that I can recall but I’ve only been closely watching Rabesque since the GLCW days.
JONATHAN MARX: The only thing I could compare it to is facing Beau Michaels.
VIC WATERS: Oh come on, these two can’t be that odd.
JONATHAN MARX: Who uses a testicular claw in 2005?
VIC WATERS: Good point.
BRANDON JACOBS: Well there is only one way to find out if Rabesque & Johnson are going to be able to deal with McRatrick and Powermaster, lets send this match down to ringside and get this underway!
(CUEUP: “"Take No Prisoners" by Metallica)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, standing at 6’6, 245 pounds…. THE POWERMASTER!
:owermaster runs down the aisle and slides into the ring, he begins to run back and forth and he shakes the ropes to a huge pop::
(CUEUP: “Won´t Back Down” Tom Petty)
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the first member of the opposing team, the man challenging for the BAD World Heavyweight Title later tonight and one of the most promising young wrestlers in the sport today, an all American amateur wrestling from Ohio’s State, STEVE JOHNSON!
::Steve Johnson walks down to the ring to a pop from the crowd and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “"Why Can't We Be Friends" by War)
RING ANNOUNCER: And Powermaster’s partner, from the dark alley behind that seedy strip club you go to when your wife is passed out because you put roofies in her tea, RODERICK MCRATRICK!
::a cocky Roderick McRatrick walks down to the ring in his trench coat to the boos of the crowd and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “Shapes of Things" by The Jeff Healy Band)
RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, one of the greatest if not thee greatest wrestler ever to set foot in a wrestling ring, from Montreal, Quebec, JEAN RABESQUE!
::Jean Rabesque raises his hand as he enters and walks down to a huge pop from the crowd and enters the ring::
BRANDON JACOBS: POWERMASTER CHARGES RABESQUE AND HE KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Johnson comes over to help…. ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, Powermaster is cleaning house!
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson is getting back up…. MCRATRICK LOCKS ON THE BALL VICE ON JOHNSON!
VIC WATERS: You are right, these guys are like Beau.
JONATHAN MARX: Except Beau never lets go….
BRANDON JACOBS: STEVE JOHNSON POPS RODERICK MCRATRICK IN THE FACE WITH AN ELBOW AND MCRATRICK BREAKS THE VICE!
JONATHAN MARX: I bet Johnson didn’t encounter anything like that at Ohio State.
BRANDON JACOBS: STEVE JOHNSON KICKS MCRATRICK IN THE STOMACH TO DOUBLE HIM OVER AND HITS HIM WITH A DOUBLE ARM DDT!
JONATHAN MARX: Johnson is finally getting some control.
BRANDON JACOBS: POWERMASTER SEE MCRATRICK IS IN TROUBLE AND HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES….. BIG BOOT RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF JOHNSON! Powermaster grabs the top rope and he is shaking like a madman!
JONATHAN MARX: What did that top rope ever do to him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque is getting back up…. RABESQUE CLIPS THE KNEE OF POWERMASTER FROM BEHIND AND FINALLY POWERMASTER IS DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: The Powermaster has been unplugged.
VIC WATERS: The ref doesn’t seem to want to get any remnant of control going tonight. Both men have been free to do whatever they want.
JONATHAN MARX: One has to wonder if this is Felix Red’s doing in order to throw Johnson & Rabesque off their guard.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque grabs the leg and he is attempting to hook on the figure four leglock…. HE HAS THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK ON!
JONATHAN MARX: This could be it!
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, MCRATRICK IS GETTING BACK UP….. HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE DROPS A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GROIN OF RABESQUE AND RABESQUE BREAKS THE HOLD!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, I have never seen a figure four broken that way.
VIC WATERS: McRatrick doing his part to make sure Canadians don’t breed.
BRANDON JACOBS: RABESQUE IS GRABBING HIS GROIN AND THE REFEREE ASKS MCRATRICK IF HE DID THAT INTENTIONALLY OR NOT BUT MCRATRICK IS SHAKING HIS HEAD NO!
JONATHAN MARX: The referee should have disqualified Powermaster and McRatrick when he dropped that knee.
BRANDON JACOBS: McRatrick lifts up his arm…. HE IS SIGNALING FOR THE BALL VICE!
JONATHAN MARX: NOOOO!
BRANDON JACOBS: McRatrick bends over and goes to apply the hold… RABESQUE GRABS MCRATRICK’S HAIR AND ROLLS HIM UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE!
JONATHAN MARX: Thank god! Get down on the ground and count already ref!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1---------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------ MCRATRICK KICKS OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Rabesque almost had him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque is the first one up…. AND HE CHARGES MCRATRICK BUT POWERMASTER YELLS TO WARN HIM AND MCRATRICK PUTS HIS HEAD DOWN IN THE NICK OF TIME TO BACK BODY DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Rabesque was looking for payback for the knee and if McRatrick hadn’t duck, he may have had it.
VIC WATERS: Come on McRatrick!
BRANDON JACOBS: McRatrick is setting behind Rabesque…. RABESQUE IS GETTING UP AND MCRATRICK LOCKS ON A FULL NELSON FROM BEHIND…. HE HITS HIM WITH THE BACKSTABBER (FULL NELSON STROKE)! McRatrick is going for the cover!
JONATHAN MARX: For god sake, kick out Rabesque!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1-----------------------------------------------------2---------------------------- JOHNSON DIVES TO BREAK UP THE THREE COUNT!
VIC WATERS: Damn Buckeye.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson picks McRatrick up and they are trading blows back and forth, Johnson ripping into McRatrick with his chops and McRatrick trying to knock Johnson down with the right hand!
JONATHAN MARX: Two different worlds are colliding here.
BRANDON JACOBS: MCRATRICK GOES TO THROW A PUNCH BUT JOHNSON DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY… HE LOCKS HIS ARMS AROUND MCRATRICK AND DELIVERS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
JONATHAN MARX: Johnson with a fine bit of wrestling.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson goes down to the mat and he grabs the arm of McRatrick… JOHNSON JUST STOMPED ON THE RIGHT HAND OF MCRATRICK!
JONATHAN MARX: Johnson is taking the ball vice away from McRatrick as a weapon.
VIC WATERS: That would be one of the first things I would do too if I had the opportunity. I value my balls.
BRANDON JACOBS: Powermaster who has been sitting in agony the corner after that figure four is getting back up… AND HE IS STARTING TO SHAKE LIKE THE GODS ARE CHANNELING THEIR ENERGY THROUGH HIM!
VIC WATERS: Speak to me Powermaster!
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson hears the noise of Powermaster running in place and he turns around…. JOHNSON GETS CLOCKED WITH THE CLOTHESLINE AND HE NEARLY TOOK HIS HEAD OFF OF HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Poor Johnson.
BRANDON JACOBS: POWERMASTER PICKS UP JOHNSON OFF THE MAT AND HE LIFTS HIM ABOVE HIS HEAD….. HE LIFTS HIM UP TO THE HEAVENS WITH A GORILLA PRESS AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like Johnson accidentally pulled the referee into harms way when he tried to get his arms down when he fell down to the ground.
VIC WATERS: That was no accident. Johnson was just trying to save himself.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque is starting to come from the stroke and Powermaster helps McRatrick up and now they are staring down at Rabesque.
JONATHAN MARX: This may be their best chance to win this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Powermaster grabs the arms of Rabesque and he is holding them back as McRatrick is ripping into with chops to the chest.
CROWD: LETS GO JEAN! LETS GO JEAN! LETS GO JEAN!
VIC WATERS: Those chops are really leaving their mark on Rabesque.
BRANDON JACOBS: RABESQUE IS TRYING TO STRUGGLE TO BREAK FREE…. MCRATRICK GETS INTO HIS FACE AND STARTS TRASH TALKING HIM…. RABESQUE TRIES TO LUNGE AT MCRATRICK BUT POWERMASTER MANAGES TO HOLD ONTO HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: They are taking great joy in torturing Rabesque.
BRANDON JACOBS: McRatrick is reaching into his tights….. HE HAS A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES AND THE REFEREE IS DOWN SO HE DOESN’T SEE ANY OF THIS!
JONATHAN MARX: No damn it, Jean Rabesque is a freaking god in the squared circle, he does not deserve this!
VIC WATERS: PUNCH THE BASTARD!
BRANDON JACOBS: RATRICK WINDS UP AND HE SWINGS AT RABESQUE…. RABESQUE DUCKS AND MCRATRICK NAILS POWERMASTER WITH THE KNUCKS RIGHT ON THE CHIN!
VIC WATERS: NOOOO!
BRANDON JACOBS: Powermaster has been knocked out cold! HERE COMES STEVE JOHNSON AND HE CLOTHESLINES MCRATRICK OVER THE TOP ROPE!
VIC WATERS: This is a blatant double team!
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson goes to wake up the referee and it looks like he is felling coming too! RABESQUE LOCKS THE FIGURE FOUR ON BARELY CONSCIOUS POWERMASTER!
JONATHAN MARX: Once Rabesque locks the figure four on you, it is over!
BRANDON JACOBS: The Powermaster is trying valiantly to fight it… the Powermaster is reaching out for the ropes but he can’t grab them…. THE POWERMASTER PASSED OUT!
RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…. THE TEAM OF STEVE JOHNSON AND JEAN RABESQUE!
JONATHAN MARX: Powermaster and McRatrick put up a hell of a fight, but in the end, they came up just a bit short.
VIC WATERS: Powermaster can go back to talking to the voices in his head.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, Mephisto & Blue Cat will team up against the team of Larry Tact & Robbie Wright…. STAY TUNED!