I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
BRANDON JACOBS: It is time to put the kids to bed because our next match up should be a wild one, Bloodhunt & Golem will team up against the former WFW and BAD World Heavyweight Champion Psycho and the former NGEN Mr. Vicious Champion Noble Sheik.
JONATHAN MARX: Shane Southern was originally supposed to be Bloodhunt’s partner, but he retired unexpectedly and Golem stepped up to take his place.
VIC WATERS: Bloodhunt is a former NFW World Heavyweight Champion and he is known for the all of the great wars he had back in the glory days of NFW.
BRANDON JACOBS: I don’t know if he met anyone like he is going to face tonight over there. These two men he is facing are completely nuts and Psycho is filled with the rage over losing his title to El Arco Iris after Ryan and his goons interfered and in the following up match where Troy cost Psycho the singles match against Ryan.
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho has had a really rough stretch since losing the title but I have a feeling he is going to turn the corner soon. He is one of those guys who when things go wrong use it as motivation to reach an even greater height.
VIC WATERS: The way he is going he is going to reach the ****ing moon.
JONATHAN MARX: And we all saw what Noble Sheik did to Doe… his attack probably cost him his loser leaves town match against Edmunds.
VIC WATERS: I don’t know what you are talking about, Edmunds could have won that with one arm tied behind his back.
JONATHAN MARX: That is just the way Sherri likes it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Speaking about one having their arm tied behind their back, Golem really got the shaft when Noble Sheik went into business for himself and cost them the match within the opening moments via disqualification and you know Golem would like to get revenge on Noble Sheik for that.
VIC WATERS: That is part of the reason why Felix Red has declared this match will be conducted under Boston Area Destruction rules.
JONATHAN MARX: A match too late for Golem, Golem before he left was WFW North American Title bound and a win here tonight would put him back on that path.
VIC WATERS: The closer we get to the Superbowl of Wrestling, the more rabid the wrestlers seem to be. Everyone wants to play a big role on the biggest show of the year and they know their showing here tonight will help to determine that with only one show left after this one until the Superbowl of Wrestling.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, the time for talking is done, lets send this one down to ringside and get his one underway!
RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING MATCH WILL BE CONDUCTED UNDER BOSTON AREA DESTRUCTION RULES!
(CUEUP: “"The Day The World Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Death Valley, California…. Standing at six foot, two hundred and thirty eight pounds… a brawler who has traveled the globe from GLCW to the IWF….. GOLEM!
::An angry Golem walks down to ringside and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “:"Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath)
RING ANNOUNCER: And the first man of the second team, from parts unknown in the Middle East, standing at five foot ten, three hundred and twenty five pounds… a hardcore legend and a NGEN former Mr. Vicious Champion….. NOBLE SHEIK!
::Noble Sheik walks down to the ring to a mixed ovation from the crowd and enters the ring::
RING ANNOUNCER: And the final man of the first team, from Washington, DC, standing at six foot one, two hundred and fifteen pounds… a former NFW World Heavyweight Champion and the Question’s favorite wrestler….. BLOODHUNT!
::Bloodhunt walks down to the ring to a mixed ovation from the crowd and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, from Parts Unknown, standing at six foot two, two hundred and twenty five pounds… a former BAD and WFW World Heavyweight Champion…. PSYCHO!
:sycho runs down to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd and enters the ring::
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM PULLS A FORK OUT OF HIS TRUNK AND ATTACKS NOBLE SHEIK AS HE IS HANDING HIS ROBE TO THE RING ATTENDANT!
VIC WATERS: Payback is a ***** and because this is no DQ, no count out… Golem can do whatever he wants.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO GRABS GOLEM BY THE HAIR AND HE IS TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF NOBLE SHEIK!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho knows if he wants to win this match, he can’t have his partner taken out within the first minute of the match.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO FINALLY PULLS GOLEM OFF….. GOLEM ELBOWS PSYCHO RIGHT IN THE MUSH AND HE TURNS AROUND AND STARTS STABBING PSYCHO IN THE HEAD WITH THAT FORK THROUGH THE MASK!
VIC WATERS: Golem is pissed.
BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt is just watching all of the chaos trying to figure out what he has gotten himself into…. Noble Sheik is getting up….. BLOODHUNT BOOTS HIM HARD RIGHT IN THE RIBS!
JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt just waited for him to get up before he tried to punt him, that was a cheap shot.
VIC WATERS: All is fair in love and war.
BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT PICKS NOBLE SHEIK OFF THE GROUND AND HE HITS HIM WITH A SIDE BACKBREAKER! Noble Sheik is clutching those ribs of his!
JONATHAN MARX: Noble Sheik is a warrior, but he isn’t known for his long matches, most of his matches tend to be rather short because his goal is always to cause as much damage as quickly as possible. Those shots to the ribs could eat into his stamina.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO AND GOLEM ARE FIGHTING ON THE GROUND OVER THE FORK AND PSYCHO GRABS THE ARM OF GOLEM AND STARTS REPEATEDLY SLAMMING IT DOWN TO THE GROUND…. GOLEM FINALLY LETS GO OF THE FORK!
VIC WATERS: If I was Golem, I wouldn’t let go of a fork near Psycho either. Psycho was the first person in WFW to use a kitchen utensil as a weapon.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho goes to grab the fork…. BUT GOLEM LOCKS ON A FRONT FACE LOCK ONTO PSYCHO! Golem holds him in the lock and drags him to the center of the ring away from the fork…. GOLEM LETS GO AND IMMEDIATELY LOCKS ON A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem knows that Psycho and Noble Sheik are two of the greatest brawlers ever so it appears to that is going to try to throw them from the game plan and make this a wrestling match.
VIC WATERS: Didn’t Golem open up this match attacking both of them with forks?
JONATHAN MARX: Golem did let his rage get the better of him, hell after what Noble Sheik did I can even understand it, but he appears to have finally calmed himself down and started to focus at the task at hand.
BRANDON JACOBS: Speaking of Noble Sheik, BLOODHUNT HAS BEEN REPEATEDLY RAMMING THOSE KNEES INTO THE RIBS OF NOBLE SHEIK IN THE CORNER AND HE REFUSING TO LET UP! Bloodhunt pulls Noble Sheik out of the corner…. HE LOCKS ON THE BEAR HUG!
VIC WATERS: Bloodhunt says and does everything for a reason and he watches each and every little detail to gain every advantage he has.
JONATHAN MARX: There is a difference between being meticulous and being paranoid.
VIC WATERS: Which one of Bloodhunt’s enemies told you he was paranoid?
JONATHAN MARX: Hell, The LOVE locker room is less paranoid after one of their “parties” than Bloodhunt is on any random day.
VIC WATERS: Oh he is not that paranoid…
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is still stuck in that Fujiwara armbar and the ref is going down to check to see if he wants to give up…. PSYCHO GRABS THE REFEREE BY THE COLLAR AND PULLS HIM DOWN ONTO GOLEM AND GOLEM BREAKS THE HOLD…. OUCH IT LOOKS LIKE THE HEAD OF THE REFEREE SMASHED RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF GOLEM!
JONATHAN MARX: This is no disqualification so anything goes.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho gets up… HE IS GOING FOR THE PANTS OF THE REFEREE….
VIC WATERS: If this was a Beau Michaels match, that would have a totally different meaning.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS TAKING OFF THE REFEREES BELT AND HE STARTS STRAPPING THE HELL OUT OF GOLEM!
JONATHAN MARX: These two have issues going all the way back to Bomb Voyage.
VIC WATERS: Don Ho eat your heart out.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS WAILING ON THE BACK OF GOLEM AND GOLEM IS LETTING OUT A YELL AFTER EVERY HIT!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem’s back looks like it is starting to swell up a bit.
VIC WATERS: Psycho should never be able to have any sort of weapon or anything that can remotely be used as a weapon, he is the MacGyver of violence.
JONATHAN MARX: All he needs is a rubber band and a couple of sticks and Psycho can lay you out seven ways to Sunday.
BRANDON JACOBS: Noble Sheik is calling over to Psycho to help him…. PSYCHO TELLS NOBLE SHEIK TO MOVE HIS HEAD AND HE HITS BLOODHUNT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE STRAP AND BLOODHUNT FINALLY LETS GO OF THE BEAR HUG!
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like there is a small cut on the back of the head of Bloodhunt.
VIC WATERS: ****ing Felix Red making this match under Boston Area Destruction rules, this is clear favoritism towards a member of LOVE.
BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT CHARGES PSYCHO BUT NOBLE SHEIK TACKLES HIM FROM BEHIND BEFORE HE CAN GET HIM! Psycho drops the belt and is telling Noble Sheik to hold him down while he gets something…
VIC WATERS: This can’t be good.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO GRABS THE UNCONSCIOUS REFEREE AND HE PULLS HIS SHOE RIGHT OFF!
JONATHAN MARX: He is going beat him with that shoe!
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is now taking out the shoe lace… HE GRABS THE END OF THE SHOE LACE AND HE CRACKS THE METAL AGLET APART… NOBLE SHEIK IS HOLDING BLOODHUNT DOWN AND NOW PSYCHO COMES OVER AND HE STARTS RAKING THE CRACKED AGLET BACK AND FORTH OVER THE CUT ON THE BACK OF BLOODHUNT’S HEAD!
VIC WATERS: These two are truly sinister sons of *****es.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho drops the aglet and now he is just pounding on the head of Bloodhunt with closed fists to the back of the head!
JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt has the most endurance of anyone in this match but if Psycho and Noble Sheik can mess his head up enough, none of that will matter.
BRANDON JACOBS: Golem is trying to get up…. AND HE SEES THE BELT THAT PSYCHO THREW AWAY AND HE PICKS IT UP!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem is going to get himself some revenge.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM TIES THE BELT AROUND THE NECK OF PSYCHO AND HE PULLS HIM OFF OF BLOODHUNT!
VIC WATERS: Thank god for Golem, if Psycho and Noble Sheik continued to have their way with him. He’d be in serious trouble.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE IS TRYING TO HANG PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: There is no call for this!
VIC WATERS: Crush his throat!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS TRYING TO GRAB THE BELT IN ORDER TO ALLEVIATE SOME OF THE PRESSURE ON HIS NECK!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho needs to break out of this quickly or this could cause long term damage.
VIC WATERS: Golem would love to take Psycho out of the Road to Glory Battle Royal being that Psycho is one of the odds on favorites.
BRANDON JACOBS: NOBLE SHEIK GETS UP OFF OF BLOODHUNT AND HE KNEES GOLEM WITH A KIDNEY SHOT FROM BEHIND AND GOLEM LETS GO OF THE BELT AND PSYCHO CRASHES DOWN ON THE GROUND HARD ON HIS SHOULDER!
VIC WATERS: Noble Sheik needs to watch himself, Golem needs that kidney for drinking. .
BRANDON JACOBS: NOBLE SHEIK PUSHES GOLEM INTO THE CORNER AND IS REPEATEDLY KICKING HIM WITH CURLED TIP BOOTS OF HIS RIGHT IN THE ABDOMEN!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem isn’t looking so good.
BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT IS FINALLY GETTING BACK UP…. HE COMES UP FROM BEHIND ON NOBLE SHEIK AND HE WAISTLOCKS HIM FROM BEHIND…. A SURPRISED NOBLE SHEIK IS TRYING TO THROW ELBOWS TO ESCAPE… BLOODHUNT HITS HIM WITH A RELEASE GERMAN AND DROPS HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: The great thing about Noble Sheik being away for so long is that his body has had a chance to heal up and he is better suited than most wrestlers to take that move even if it does hurt him like hell right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is trying to get back into the ring to help his partner the Sheik…. BLOODHUNT COMES OVER AND KICKS HIM IN THE FACE AS HE IS TRYING TO STAND UP AND GET BACK IN AND PSYCHO FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AGAIN!
VIC WATERS: Bloodhunt is keeping a keen eye on Psycho on the outside, he knows that he and Golem have an advantage right now and he plans to use it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Noble Sheik is getting back up… BUT BLOODHUNT IS FIRING AWAY WITH RIGHT HANDS TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET!
JONATHAN MARX: Noble Sheik is one of those wrestlers you almost have to kill to keep them down for a three count.
VIC WATERS: Thankfully Bloodhunt knows assassinations like the back of his hand.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS COMING OVER AND HE STARTS POUNDING ON THE SHEIK….. BLOODHUNT AND GOLEM WHIP NOBLE SHEIK OFF THE ROPE…. DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER DOWN TO THE MAT!
VIC WATERS: Noble Sheik bounced up off the mat because of the impact of that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Golem is telling Bloodhunt to wake up the referee to make the three count…. Bloodhunt goes over to take up the referee….. PSYCHO GRABS THE LEG OF THE REFEREE AND PULLS HIM OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho can do that since this is no disqualification.
BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND HE STARTS ASSAULTING PSYCHO WITH RIGHT HANDS DRIVING HIM BACK TOWARDS THE RING POST!
VIC WATERS: Bloodhunt looks aggravated, he seems like he sensed an opportunity to beat the Noble Sheik and Psycho’s cheating ways ruined it for him.
BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT GOES FOR THE CHOKE ON PSYCHO…. BUT PSYCHO BITES THE HAND OF BLOODHUNT AND GRABS THE WRIST AND PUSHES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Meanwhile in the ring, Golem picked up Noble Sheik and he hit him with a shoulder breaker!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho and Noble Sheik have come in with a game plan that they were going to do anything and everything to win. That they were going to pull out every dirty trick in the book to beat these two and that is just what they are doing.
VIC WATERS: Bloodhunt and Golem aren’t exactly boy scouts either, but Psycho and Noble Sheik are on a whole different level.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho picks Bloodhunt up… HE CARRIES HIM OVER TO THE GUARDRAIL AND RAMS HIM IN BACK FIRST!
VIC WATERS: Psycho is trying to weaken that back so Bloodhunt can’t use the Headshot without struggling to lift him up.
BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt is laying back first over the railing and Psycho is wailing into him with knife edge chops right to the chest!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho showing shades of his matches with Gideon.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM SEES BLOODHUNT IN TROUBLE… GOLEM PICKS UP NOBLE SHIEK IN HIS ARMS….. NOBLE SHEIK YELLS OUT TO PSYCHO AND GOLEM THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE CRASHES RIGHT ON TOP OF PSYCHO AND BLOODHUNT AND THEY TUMBLE INTO THE CROWD!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, Golem took out Bloodhunt as well as Psycho with that.
VIC WATERS: Thankfully these Irish fans were able to escape that heap of humanity, I don’t need lawsuits cutting in my paycheck.
BRANDON JACOBS: Golem rolls out under the bottom rope and now all four men are outside of the ring!
JONATHAN MARX: This match is under Boston Area Destruction rules, they can do whatever they want, stay out there as long as they want, and pin or submit their opponent anywhere as long as the referee is around to see it.
VIC WATERS: As wild and as long as this match has been, we have yet to have a single pinfall attempt by either side.
JONATHAN MARX: I think both know that they have to do a lot of damage before they even think about going for a pinfall because otherwise they will kick out.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS UNHINGING THE METAL RINGSIDE BARRIER INTO TWO PIECES AND HE PICKS IT UP AND LAYS IT ON ITS FLAT ON THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: As if this match needed to get more violent…
VIC WATERS: What is good for the goose is good for the gander!
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS PICKING UP PSYCHO OFF THE GROUND…. FULL NELSON FACESLAM INTO THE METAL GUARDRAIL! Golem gets up and he is trying to wake the referee up… the ref looks like he is coming too and he goes down to make the count!
JONATHAN MARX: That ref looks all tuckered out if you ask me.
VIC WATERS: Psycho has used him as a weapon more than Charlton Heston plays with his gun.
JONATHAN MARX: Let Moses do whatever he wants.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------- PSYCHO GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho took a hell of a shot when he went face first into the guardrail, but Golem and Bloodhunt have to do a lot more to keep him down.
VIC WATERS: Just watching Psycho take all the punishment he does makes me tired. No sane man could tolerate the pain that he does.
BRANDON JACOBS: Golem gets up and he looks down at Psycho… AND HE BEGINNING TO CURSE UP A STORM! Golem grabs the guardrail and he starting to unloosen a couple of the bars in the rail!
JONATHAN MARX: Knowing Golem, he is going to use those bars as weapons.
VIC WATERS: You think so Einstein?
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM HAS FINALLY SEPARATED A COUPLE OF THE BARS OFF THE GUARDRAIL…. WAIT A SECOND, HE IS PUTTING GUARDRAIL ONTO PSYCHO AND CLIMBS ONO AND HE IS PULLING PSYCHO’S HEAD THROUGH THE OPENING OF THE RAIL!
JONATHAN MARX: What in the blue blazes is Golem doing?
VIC WATERS: I have a feeling we are about to find out.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM LOCKS ON HIS PATENTED CLAW ON PSYCHO!
VIC WATERS: This is bloody genius, Psycho can’t use his arms to break free because his arms are underneath the guardrail and Golem is sitting on top of it!
JONATHAN MARX: That mandible claw of his rips up the insides of your mouth and usually you start bleeding pretty quick. If Noble Sheik doesn’t save him, Psycho faces the choice of choking on his own blood or having to give up.
VIC WATERS: I think Psycho would rather die.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS STRUGGLING UNDER THE GUARDRAIL BUT IT ISN’T DOING ANY GOOD!
CROWD: PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: This Irish crowd respects Psycho’s determination to fight even with all of the odds up against him.
VIC WATERS: I’d love nothing better than to see Psycho tap after he has made Golem’s life miserable for all these months. It would be the ultimate karma retribution.
BRANDON JACOBS: Noble Sheik is starting to get up and he looks over and he sees that Psycho is in trouble… NOBLE SHEIK PULLS AWAY AN UMBRELLA WITH A POINTED METAL TIP!
JONATHAN MARX: Knowing Noble Sheik he is going to turn that umbrella into an instrument of destruction.
BRANDON JACOBS: NOBLE SHEIK STARTS JABBING THAT METAL TIP RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF GOLEM!
JONATHAN MARX: He is scraping Golem up something bad.
VIC WATERS: Golem is bleeding!
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM LETS GO OF THE HOLD AND ROLLS OFF THE GUARDRAIL WITH PSYCHO UNDERNEATH IT! Noble Sheik drops the umbrella and is now trying to separate Psycho’s head from the metal guardrail… PSYCHO’S HEAD IS FINALLY FREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Noble Sheik’s sheer act of violence may have saved Psycho’s life.
VIC WATERS: I have no idea how he was going to get out of that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt is finally getting up…. HE PICKS UP THE TWO METAL RAILS THAT GOLEM UNSCREWED IN HIS HAND AND BLOODHUNT CLUBS NOBLE SHEIK OVER THE HEAD WITH THEM!
JONATHAN MARX: Noble Sheik looks like he is out cold.
VIC WATERS: Bloodhunt basically pistol whipped him in the back of the head.
BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt is picking up an unconscious Noble Sheik off the ground…. HE IS CALLING FOR THE HEADSHOT!
VIC WATERS: If he hits this, it is all over and Bloodhunt and Golem are advancing to the second round.
BRANDON JACOBS: BLOODHUNT PICKS NOBLE SHEIK OFF THE GROUND AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…… HEADSHOT (DVD) ON THE STEEL GUARDRAIL!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man!
BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt is going for the cover! The ref is going down to count! 1----------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------------------- PSYCHO DIVES TO BREAK UP THE PINFALL!
VIC WATERS: Psycho looked like he was nearly on death’s door and somehow he found a way to save his partner.
JONATHAN MARX: It is that kind of spirit that made him the longest reigning WFW North American Champion ever.
BRANDON JACOBS: A FURIOUS BLOODHUNT GETS UP AND HE GRABS PSYCHO BY THE MASK HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt needs to keep his emotions in control.
VIC WATERS: The WFW World Tag Titles are at stake here and he is wrestling zombies from planet Krypton, wouldn’t you be frustrated?
BRANDON JACOBS: Bloodhunt goes to pick up Psycho…. HE IS GOING TO HIT HIM WITH THE 9/11 RIGHT ON THE STEEL STAIRS! Bloodhunt picks Psycho up off the ground….. PSYCHO MANAGES TO WIGGLE FREE FROM BLOODHUNT’S GRIP AND LAND ON HIS FEET BEHIND BLOODHUNT!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho with a hell of an escape!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO HOOKS ON A WAISTLOCK FROM BEHIND ON BLOODHUNT AND BLOODHUNT IS THROWING ELBOWS BACK TRYING TO ESCAPE… PSYCHO RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEXES BLOODHUNT INTO THE SECOND ROW AND PEOPLE ARE SPRAWLING TO GET OUT OF THE WAY LIKE CRAZY!
VIC WATERS: Those fans almost had a piece of Bloodhunt to take home with them. Psycho is damn nutcase!
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho telling everyone to clear out and he starts folding chairs and throwing them down on the ground….
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is making a mountain of chairs for some reason.
VIC WATERS: Psycho must have something dastardly planned.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO PICKS BLOODHUNT UP OFF THE GROUND AND LEADS HIM OVER TOWARDS THE CHAIRS ON THE GROUND….. HE HOOKS THE ARMS AND LIFTS HIM UP AND DRIVES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE GROUND WITH A TIGER DRIVER 98!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: OOOOOOH!
VIC WATERS: Someone better get some paramedics out here!
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS GETTING BACK UP BUT HE IS BLEEDING FROM HIS SIDE! PSYCHO GOES DOWN FOR THE COVER AND REF GOES DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------ GOLEM PULLS THE REFEREE AWAY BEFORE HE CAN MAKE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem is going to need some medical attention after this match is over.
VIC WATERS: I think everyone will with the rate we are going here.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO GETS UP AND HE STARTS QUICK PUNCHING GOLEM RIGHT IN THE SIDE!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho sees all that blood and he taking full advantage of the damage Noble Sheik did.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM FIRES BACK AND HE HITS PSYCHO IN THE HEAD WITH A DISCUS ELBOW!
VIC WATERS: That shot may have knocked him loopy.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is wobbling around on his feet trying to regain his balance…
JONATHAN MARX: That was a Shawn Hart like elbow and with all the shots Psycho has taken to the head tonight, Golem have landed the shot which ultimately decides this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM JUMPS UP AND HE HITS HIM WITH A LEG LARIAT RIGHT IN THE FACE! GOLEM IS GOING FOR THE COVER AND THE REF IS GOING DOWN TO COUNT! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------- PSYCHO GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
VIC WATERS: Psycho may have kicked out, but I think Golem has him reeling right now.
JONATHAN MARX: It wasn’t just that punch or leg lariat which did all this, it everything that has happened in this match to Psycho before.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM PICKS PSYCHO UP OFF THE GROUND AND HE IS LEADING HIM OVER TO THAT MOUNTAIN OF CHAIRS PSYCHO PUT TOGETHER EARLIER… GOLEM IS SIGNALING FOR THE BACKDROP DRIVER!
JONATHAN MARX: Even Psycho’s head can’t take all of that punishment.
VIC WATERS: Golem is finally going to get his revenge.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM PICKS PSYCHO UP FOR THE BACK DROP DRIVER…..NOBLE SHEIK IS GETTING UP AND HE SEES PSYCHO IS IN TROUBLE…. NOBLE SHEIK DIVES FOR THE LEGS OF GOLEM AND GOLEM AND PSYCHO FALLS ON TOP OF NOBLE SHEIK AND AVOIDS BEING DRIVEN INTO THE CHAIRS!
JONATHAN MARX: Noble Sheik sacrificed his own body to help Psycho! That is the hardcore legend I know.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM GETS UP AND HE PICKS PULLS NOBLE SHEIK OUT FROM UNDER THE PILE AND HE PULLS HIM UP BY THE HAIR…. PSYCHO IS GETTING BACK UP…. HE TELLS NOBLE SHEIK TO DUCK AND PSYCHO CHARGES AND PROPELS HIMSELF OFF THE BACK OF NOBLE SHEIK AND HITS GOLEM SQUARE IN THE HEAD WITH A YAZUKA KICK!
JONATHAN MARX: WHOA!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS GOING FOR THE COVER ON GOLEM! Bloodhunt sees what is going on! THE REF IS GOING DOWN TO COUNT! 1----------------------------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------------------------- BLOODHUNT MAKES THE SAVE!
VIC WATERS: I thought that was it for sure. Bloodhunt saved the match for his team even after taking the Tiger Driver
JONATHAN MARX: Bloodhunt is really out of it though.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO PICKS BLOODHUNT UP OFF THE MAT….. HE PICKS UP A CHAIR FROM THE PILE AND CRACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT AND BLOODHUNT GOES DOWN LIKE HE HAS BEEN SHOT!
VIC WATERS: That was a nasty chairshot, the chair is all bent out of shape.
BRANDON JACOBS: A bloody and beaten Noble Sheik looks up at the sky and makes a sign to Allah… HE IS PICKING GOLEM UP FROM THE STACK OF CHAIRS AND HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A INVERTED TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER... HE JUMPS UP AND HE DRIVES GOLEM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS!
JONATHAN MARX: Noble Sheik doesn’t have enough strength to cover him though!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO SEES GOLEM DOWN AND HE GOES DOWN TO MAKE THE COVER! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------------3! PSYCHO AND NOBLE SHEIK HAVE WON THIS ONE!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match…. And the men that will advance to the second round of the WFW Tag Tournament….. PSYCHO AND NOBLE SHEIK!
JONATHAN MARX: What a war between these two….
VIC WATERS: If Bloodhunt wasn’t knocked cold by the Tiger Driver and chair shot, he might have been able to save him but luckily for them they caught him off guard. I am sure Bloodhunt will try to avenge this loss at Road To Glory Rumble.
JONATHAN MARX: All four men put up a spectacular performance tonight and they have stolen the show so far. It is a shame one team had to lose, but on the bright side nobody is dead so they will have a chance to settle this score sometime down the road.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, it is time for BAD World Heavyweight Title match…. JARED WELLS WILL PUT HIS TITLE ON THE LINE AGAINST THE UP AND COMING STEVE JOHNSON…
JONATHAN MARX: GO BUCKEYES!
BRANDON JACOBS: STAY TUNED!