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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back and it is now time for Pulsar verses Mike McGee, when we last saw Pulsar, he was being taken custody into the Mexican immigration services and he actually got thrown into a prison in Tijuana for a couple of days before WFW was able to reason with local law officials to let him out.
JONATHAN MARX: And let me tell you, it was awfully costly reasoning too...
BRANDON JACOBS: On top of all that, Mighty Impala is still holding Pulsar’s sister hostage using his diplomatic stroke in order to make the whole deal “legal” according to the international law…
VIC WATERS: How do we know that Pulsar and his sister are innocent? Maybe they are guilty of what Mighty Impala is saying. We really don’t know much about Pulsar and his families personal life. They could very well be terrorist and we just don’t know it.
JONATHAN MARX: Next thing you know, you’ll be accusing Pulsar of being a communist, or even worse, a steroid abuser.
VIC WATERS: Maybe he is a steroid abusing communist terrorist…. You don’t know, they are everywhere, lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce…
BRANDON JACOBS: You are right, we don’t know much about Pulsar, but he has always conducted himself with honor inside and outside of a WFW ring and as far as I am concerned, he is a top notch human being.
JONATHAN MARX: You are just making excuses for your buddy Mighty Impala who lets you use his diplomatic parking space pass when he can’t make the show do to business in South Africa.
VIC WATERS:: Do you really believe I would compromise my beliefs for a parking space?
JONATHAN MARX: Vic, it is so close to the building, you don’t even have to break a sweat walking from the car to the building. Hell, my dad is a co-owner of the company and he has to park further away than you do.
VIC WATERS: Make the old man walk, it is good for his heart.
BRANDON JACOBS: Do you want a drunk Vic walking across a busy parking lot after his match?
JONATHAN MARX: Most of the time it doesn’t matter because Vic is literally carried to his car anyways.
VIC WATERS: Are you slander my good name?
JONATHAN MARX: Nothing more than you have done to yourself…
BRANDON JACOBS: Alright you guys, settle down, people are paying to see the fight in the ring, not out of it… let send this match down to ringside and get this one underway!
(CUEUP: “Generic Office Music”)
RING ANNOUNCER: THIS MATCH IS ONE FALL, IF PULSAR WINS THE MATCH, HE WILL GET THE RIGHT TO FACE MIGHTY IMPALA AT THE PPV! Introducing first, from New Brunswick, New Jersey, the Dean of Paperpushers, “Middle Management” Mike McGee!
::Mike McGee slowly walks down to the aisle to the loud boos of the crowd::
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES PULSAR FROM BEHIND AND HE ISN’T EVEN WAITING FOR HIS ENTRANCE….. PULSAR CLOTHESLINES MIKE MCGEE RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: Mike McGee went down like he was run over by a Mack Truck.
VIC WATERS: He was.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar picks up Mike McGee and he leads him to the ring….. PULSAR WHIPS MIKE MCGEE HARD INTO THE STEEL STEPS AND MIKE MCGEE FOLDS LIKE A ACCORDING AS HE CRASHES IN SKULL FIRST INTO THE STAIRS!
VIC WATERS: Pulsar better becareful not be disqualified.
JONATHAN MARX: How can he be disqualified? This match hasn’t even started yet.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar picks a woozy Mike McGee off of the ground and he rolls him into the ring and goes in after him.
VIC WATERS: Finally, some order in this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar picks Mike McGee up in a front face lock… PULSAR HITS THE BLACK HOLE!
::bell rings::
JONATHAN MARX: The bell is a little bit belated there…
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar hooks the leg and makes the cover! 1---------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------3!
CROWD: PULSAR! PULSAR! PULSAR!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match in two seconds and the man who won the right to face Mighty Impala at the PPV…. PULSAR!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar utterly oblivinated Mike McGee.
BRANDON JACOBS: With the stakes as high as they were, that is no surprise. Pulsar had no room for error. But things are not going to be as easy when he faces Mighty Impala…
VIC WATERS: Mighty Impala will do everything and anything to win and those kind of people are always the most dangerous.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, Sebastian Dodd will make his WFW debut against the man who took Manson to his limit at Guerra Interminable! STAY TUNED!
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