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BRANDON JACOBS: We are back and it is time for the CHRISTMAS SURPRISE match. How a Christmas Surprise match works is that there will be boxes all around ringside and each wrestler can open them up and use them as they see fit.
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is using to facing four men. But this match is different, it isn’t an elimination match. This match is a single fall. If Rocko Daymon pins John Doe, he is the new WFW North American Champion.
VIC WATERS: That doesn’t really seem fair to Psycho.
JONATHAN MARX: There seems to be a little game between management and Psycho where Wink each time thinks of a challenge more and more difficult for Psycho to overcome.
VIC WATERS: Wink is just doing it to get back at LOVE. Psycho has been the best and longest WFW North American Champion that we’ve ever had and management has done nothing but repeatedly make his life difficult. If Wink isn’t careful, he is going to do just what he did to the two other legends who thought they were bigger than their britches and he going to put him out of this sport once and for all.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho isn’t a stable man. But neither is John Doe or El Arco Iris…. They always seem to have a screw loose so this may actually be Psycho’s hardest challenge to date. The only sane one of the four is Rocko Daymon.
JONATHAN MARX: If insanity is as contagious as it seems, it won’t be for long. In fact, I kind of like Daymon to this all. He has a lot of potential to be one of the greats here in WFW. He just needs to keep his head in the middle of all this chaos and there is going to be a lot tonight but this looks to be a wild match.
VIC WATERS: I don’t see how you can go against Psycho until you see him lose the title. He has been a model champion. If you don’t like LOVE, that is fine, but you can’t under value all that he has accomplished. Who are you picking Brandon?
BRANDON JACOBS: I am going back and forth between John Doe and El Arco Iris. One day Doe, one day Iris… I really have no idea.
VIC WATERS: How many times do you have to see El Arco Iris lose in a big spot in heart breaking fashion before you realize he is never going to do it? I don’t care if we are in the home of miracles here in Boston, it isn’t going to happen in our lifetime. Evil and crazy…. Good and crazy…. It is never going to happen.
BRANDON JACOBS: Oh come on now.
VIC WATERS: El Arco Iris even said it himself. He knows his fate.
JONATHAN MARX: But you have to realize, now that El Arco Iris has had that burden lifted off him where he expects to win, he is now playing with house money. The pressure is off, now all he has to do is go out there and win the title.
VIC WATERS: You are crazy if you think El Arco Iris is going to win the title. I am never going to have to give that hug to either of you.
BRANDON JACOBS: What about John Doe then? Haven’t you seen everyone talk about him as one of the biggest up and coming superstars in wrestling today? He could easily be the one to win the title tonight. He could show everyone in Empire and NEW that he belongs among the elite of the elite by holding that WFW North American Title.
JONATHAN MARX: Doe is a wonderful man, very forgetful, and he may have issues like that whole murder rap. But there isn’t a better quality man to represent your company than John Doe. It is honor to be associated with him and he makes my life a lot of fun when he helps me torture Rabesque in NEW. I hope he wins, but I have to go with Daymon… Daymon will not make the same mistakes that he made against Doe in the first match tonight because he won’t take him lightly. He realizes the war he was in and the war it takes to win and defend this title, now he is prepared to be a champion.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will just have to see, folks, lets send this one down to ringside and get this one underway!
(CUEUP: “Who Said” By Planet Funk)
RING ANNOUNCER: THIS MATCH NO DQ, NO COUNTOUT CHRISTMAS SURPRISE MATCH IS FOR THE WFW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE! ONE FALL TO A FINISH! Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, known world wide as a member of DREDD….. JOHN DOE!
::John Doe walks down to the ring with a look of anger in his eye and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “Hearts Alive” by Mastadon)
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Tacoma, Washington… a former SCW World Heavyweight Champion…. ROCKO DAYMON!
::Rocko Daymon walks down to the ring and enters::
(CUEUP: “Tunak Tunak Tun” by Dahler Mendhi)
RING ANNOUNCER: The third man in this match, hailing from over the rainbow, the Prince of Prismatic, EL ARCO IRIS!
::El Arco Iris walks down to a mixed reaction from the crowd, dozens of children can been seen in the crowd wearing El Arco Iris masks::
CUEUP: "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, a member of LOVE and the WFW North American Champion, PSYCHO!
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sycho walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Psycho hands his belt to the ring attendant and enters the ring.::::the presents are scattered around ringside including one over sized present in the corner which is standing at over six and a half feet::
JONATHAN MARX: This crowd is always a bit pro LOVE in Boston.
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: All four men are eyeing each other, waiting for the other one to make the first move…. DOE IS THE FIRST ONE TO BAIL OUT OF THE RING TO GET A PRESENT AND ALL OF THE OTHERS FOLLOW HIS LEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: We brought in professional wrappers to wrap all of the gifts and now all of it is going to be ruined.
VIC WATERS: It is not their fault that management is a sucker for presentation.
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe unwraps the first gift…. IT IS A SPEAK & SPELL!
JONATHAN MARX: I use to love those as a kid.
VIC WATERS: Educational gifts always suck.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is opening his present…. DOE CHARGES EL ARCO IRIS WITH THE SPEAK & SPELL AND CLOBBERS HIM IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: That may slur his speech for awhile.
VIC WATERS: That is totally unfair. Iris didn’t have his chance to open up a present.
JONATHAN MARX: He will eventually.
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe is taking the wrapping paper…. AND HE IS TRYING TO SHOVE IT DOWN THE THROAT OF EL ARCO IRIS BUT EL ARCO IRIS IS TRYING TO FIGHT TO GET HIM OF HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Doe is relentless when he has an opponent on the ground.
VIC WATERS: But if there is anyone who can hang with Doe, it is El Arco Iris with his amateur wrestling training.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is opening up a present…. IT IS A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! Rocko looks nervously over at Psycho and rushes to open up a present…. MIRROR!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh ****…
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO SWINGS AT ROCKO WITH THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT AND ROCKO LIFTS UP THE MIRROR TO BLOCK AND IT SHATTERS INTO A MILLION PIECES!
VIC WATERS: Isn’t that seven years bad luck?
JONATHAN MARX: That is just silly superstition.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris pushes Doe off of him and he grabs the present he was trying to open earlier…. IT IS A CARE BEAR COVERED IN THUMBTACKS!
JONATHAN MARX: Whoever put these presents together has a sick mind….
VIC WATERS: I know, I am liking it too.
BRANDON JACOBS: DOE IS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM EL ARCO IRIS BUT EL ARCO IRIS CATCHES UP TO HIM AND HITS HIM WITH THE THUMBTACKED CARE BEAR TO THE BACK AND DOE LOOKS LIKE HE IS BLEEDING!
JONATHAN MARX: He scrapped his back all up with those thumbtacks.
VIC WATERS: A back rake in 2005, who knew?
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe is trying to bear the pain…. BUT EL ARCO IRIS RUNS THE THUMBTACKED BEAR UP AND DOWN HIS BACK! Doe falls down onto the ground and he grabs a present…. IT IS A SNOW SHOVEL AND HE SWINGS AND HE CLIPS EL ARCO IRIS’S LEGS FROM UNDERNEATH HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Those legs are oh so essential to El Arco Iris’ success. If someone wants to beat El Arco Iris, they should take his legs out from under him.
ViC WATERS: Sounds like what Rat Fink did to El Arco Iris in that Falls in the Mall match, just without the shovel.
JONATHAN MARX: That was a big set back, if Rat Fink wasn’t such a rat bastard, El Arco Iris’ career could be completely different right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO HAS ROCKO DAYMON DOWN AND HE IS TRYING TO CUT OPEN THAT HEAD OF HIS WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Despite this being a handicap match for Psycho, this is still his element. He still is at his best when the chaos is at its peak.
VIC WATERS: If you are Rocko, how do you prepare for this match? There is now way to prepare for this kind of match unless you’ve been in one or something similar.
JONATHAN MARX: Rocko is a quick learner, I believe in him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho gets go… AND NOW HE IS PLACING THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT ON THE THROAT OF ROCKO AND HE IS PROCEEDING TO STAND ON IT!
JONATHAN MARX: God god, there is no call for that.
VIC WATERS: Psycho is trying to get into Rocko’s head.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rocko is screaming for help…. DOE IS COMING OVER AND HE NAILS PSYCHO WITH A SHOVEL RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK AND PSYCHO FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: Why would Doe save Rocko after what he said to him?
BRANDON JACOBS: Rocko looks relieved… NO, NOW DOE IS PUTTING THE BAT ACROSS ROCKO’S THROAT AND STANDING ON IT…. NOW HE IS JUMPING UP AND DOWN!
VIC WATERS: Man, imagine stepping in because Psycho wasn’t being vicious enough.
JONATHAN MARX: Sometimes I think Doe may have a screw loose.
BRANDON JACOBS: A limping El Arco Iris is getting up… AND HE IS OPENING UP ANOTHER PRESENT! IT IS A REPLICA OF THE SUPERBOWL TROPHY!
CROWD: LETS GO PATS! LETS GO PATS! LETS GO PATS!
VIC WATERS: Now that is a blatant cheap pop if I ever heard one.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS HITS DOE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE TROPHY AND DOE GOES DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: Poor Doe always seems to take way too many shots to the head in a match.
VIC WATERS: Maybe one of these days it will help to jog his memory.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris picks Doe off the mat… and he is rolling him back into the ring. El Arco Iris is going into the ring after him.
JONATHAN MARX: Maybe we can finally get to some wrestling here.
VIC WATERS: This match has been insane so far.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS LOCKS JOHN DOE IN A DRAGON SLEEPER!
JONATHAN MARX: At best, he can make him go out, at worst, he’ll at least wear him down with this hold.
VIC WATERS: Psycho is still down too.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho looks down at Rocko and then into the ring where he sees Doe in a submission hold…. PSYCHO IS COMING INTO THE RING AND HE LOCKS ON A SLEEPER ON EL ARCO IRIS FROM BEHIND!
JONATHAN MARX: THREE WAY SLEEPER!
BRANDON JACOBS: The referee goes down to check on Doe, then he goes to check on El Arco Iris and both men are refusing to give in.
JONATHAN MARX: You work so hard to get to the top of the mountain, you catch a break here or there, but when you get there, you want to cash in on your opportunity. Pain is only temporary, but title histories are forever.
VIC WATERS: Psycho will find a way to retain like he always does. They should just quit now and save themselves a lot of pain.
JONATHAN MARX: As long as you are in it, you can win it.
BRANDON JACOBS: ROCKO DAYMON IS STARTING TO GET UP ON THE OUTSIDE…. HE GRABS A PRESENT AND OPENS IT UP…. IT IS BRASS KNUCKLES! Daymon slips the brass knuckles around his fist and he is coming into the ring.
JONATHAN MARX: The Hand of God and the spear with mounted strikes revolve around punches so that is a hell of a weapon for Rocko.
VIC WATERS: Rocko would like to get himself payback against Psycho and Doe for what they did on the outside and he will, he will.
BRANDON JACOBS: ROCKO DAYMON COMES IN AND HE HITS PSYCHO RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A PUNCH AND PSYCHO GOES DOWN! Daymon threatens to bust El Arco Iris if he doesn’t let go of Doe and El Arco Iris lets him go and pushes him towards Rocko….. HAND OF GOD RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF DOE AND DOE GOES DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: A George Foreman like punch on Doe!
BRANDON JACOBS: ROCKO DAYMON IS GOING FOR THE COVER ON DOE! 1-----------------------------------------------------2------------------------------- EL ARCO IRIS BREAKS UP THE PIN!
JONATHAN MARX: If he didn’t break that up, we would have a new WFW World Heavyweight Champion.
VIC WATERS: It has to kill Rocko that Doe gave him that match he did and he’d love to get a piece of him for what he did.
BRANDON JACOBS: ROCKO DAYMON GETS UP AND HE PUSHES EL ARCO IRIS!
JONATHAN MARX: Ooooh.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS CHOPS ROCKO IN THE CHEST! ROCKO COMES BACK WITH A PUNCH! EL ARCO IRIS DROPS TO ONE KNEE BUT THEN GETS UP AND CHOPS HIM AGAIN! ROCKO WITH A RIGHT HAND AND THIS TIME EL ARCO IRIS GOES DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris can’t compete strike for strike when Rocko has those brass knuckles on his hand. Those could easily knock a lesser man out.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rocko picks up El Arco Iris off the mat….. DOUBLE ARM DDT INTO THE MAT! ROCKO IS GOING FOR ANOTHER COVER!
JONATHAN MARX: He may have him this time.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1----------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------ PSYCHO MAKES THE SAVE AND IN THE PROCESS SAVES HIS TITLE!
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t think El Arco Iris was going to kick out of that one.
VIC WATERS: El Arco Iris’ eyes looked glazed over.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAYMON GETS UP AND HE TAKES A SWING AT PSYCHO WITH THOSE KNUCKS…. PSYCHO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND AS ROCKO TURNS AROUND HE KICKS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A YAKUZA KICK!
JONATHAN MARX: As effective as a much is, a kick can be even greater.
VIC WATERS: Rocko is going to have an shoe imprint on his face tomorrow.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho grabs the fist of Rocko Daymon…. HE IS TAKING OFF THE KNUCKS AND HE CHUCKS THEM INTO THE CROWD!
JONATHAN MARX: Thankfully he didn’t nail and women or children.
VIC WATERS: Night isn’t over yet.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho picks Rocko Daymon off the mat….. HE LIFTS HIM UP AND NAILS HIM WITH MICHINOKU DRIVER! Psycho is going for the cover on Daymon!
JONATHAN MARX: Maybe Psycho can catch him with the momentum he has going.
VIC WATERS: Come on Psycho!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1---------------------------------------------2----------------------------- ROCKO GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
VIC WATERS: Psycho almost had him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe is starting to get back up… DOE AND PSYCHO START TO BRAWL BACK AND FORTH AND DOE IS STARTING TO GET THE BETTER OF HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Doe is a hell of a brawler just to hold his own with Psycho who is one of the very best in this sport.
VIC WATERS: I’ve seen what Psycho has done to some of my favorites and it isn’t pretty.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is getting up behind Psycho…. HE GETS UP AND HE HOLDS THE ARMS OF PSYCHO BACK FOR DOE!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is in a bad place right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe goes to the outside and he grabs a Christmas present to unwrap… DOE UNDOES THE PAPER AND IT IS A SINGAPORE CANE! Doe comes back into the ring and Psycho is trying to break free from El Arco Iris’ grasp but he has him on tight….. DOE WINDS UP AND HE HITS PSYCHO RIGHT IN THE CHEST WITH A HARD SHOT! Psycho cringes and tries to escape but El Arco Iris won’t let him go….. DOE SWINGS AND HE TAKES ANOTHER SHOT AT THE RIBS! This time Psycho breaks free but he collapses down to his knees.
JONATHAN MARX: Those were loud shots, I heard them all the way up here.
VIC WATERS: Psycho has given every so much pain, it is about time that he receive a bit of his own.
BRANDON JACOBS: DOE STARTS SWINGING AWAY WITH REPEATED SINGAPORE CANE SHOTS RIGHT TO THE BACK AND EL ARCO IRIS IS WINCING AS DOE IS MAKING PSYCHO’S BACK A BLOODY MESS!
JONATHAN MARX: In the eyes of El Arco Iris, there is still a light of the old El Arco Iris that use to be in there… how much abuse can he watch someone take without stepping up and doing something about it.
VIC WATERS: He was insane regardless before and after he snapped.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS IS ASKING DOE FOR SINGAPORE SO HE CAN HAVE A COUPLE SHOTS AT PSYCHO FOR COSTING HIM THE WFW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE! Doe stops and he hands El Arco Iris over the Singapore Cane.
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man…
VIC WATERS: We all saw what he did to Luster, Shawn Hart, and Golem on the last show. Why would anyone give that man a weapon?
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS SNAPS AND HE STARTS HITTING PSYCHO WITH RAPID SHOTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND DOE STANDING BY LAUGHING AT PSYCHO’S DEMISE!
VIC WATERS: This isn’t funny, Psycho, as deranged as he is, is still a human being, it is this damn Jackass generation who thinks all this violence is cool.
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe puts his hand on El Arco Iris’ shoulder…. EL ARCO IRIS TURNS AROUND AND HE NAILS DOE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, get out of there Doe!
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS HITS HIM SEVERAL HARD SHOTS AND HE FINALLY BREAKS THE SINGAPORE CANE! Doe is starting to wobble…. EL ARCO IRIS HITS HIM WITH THE HAPPY DANCE SUPERKICK AND JOHN DOE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris needs to turn around and pin Psycho when he has the chance.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rocko Daymon is starting to move. El Arco Iris throws the remnants of the Singapore Cane down on Doe…. HE TURNS AROUND AND HE IS GOING FOR THE PIN ON PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho’s back has been beaten down so badly, how is he going to be able to kick out of anything? Every time he kicks out, he hurts himself right now.
VIC WATERS: Psycho won’t quit. He’ll never quit.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- ROCKO DIVES AND BREAKS UP THE THREE COUNT!
JONATHAN MARX: NO! Not again…. El Arco Iris never can catch a break.
VIC WATERS: Rocko wants that WFW North American Title badly. He isn’t going to let El Arco Iris win it when he is so close with Doe on the floor and Psycho down and out.
BRANDON JACOBS: ROCKO IS UP AND EL ARCO IRIS CHARGES HIM AND HITS HIM WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK AND ROCKO GOES DOWN! El Arco Iris is attempting to chicken wing the arms…… AND HE IS BACKSLIDING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT BUT ROCKO HOOKS HIS LEGS AROUND EL ARCO IRIS’ STOMACH TO KEEP FROM GOING DOWN TO THE MAT AND HE BREAKS THE DOUBLE CHICKEN WING…. DAYMON TAKES EL ARCO IRIS’ SHOULDER DOWN WITH HIS LEGS TO THE MAT AND PINS THEM TO THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Rocko busting out the counters, but can he get Iris with this?
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------2----------------------- IRIS KICKS OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Iris barely got out of that, he wasn’t expecting the counter from Rocko.
VIC WATERS: You always have to expect the counter if you wrestle in WFW.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rocko picks El Arco Iris up….. HE IRISH WHIPS EL ARCO IRIS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CHEST FIRST!
JONATHAN MARX: A jolt to the sternum can cause a lot of problems.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAYMON CHARGES IRIS AND HITS HIM WITH THE PHANTOM TRAIN SPLASH RIGHT IN THE BACK AND IRIS HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A PANCAKE IN THE CORNER!
JONATHAN MARX: That works over the back of Iris, if he tries to pin him again, he may have more luck of Iris doesn’t have the strength to power out.
VIC WATERS: Iris is small too, if that back hurts, he can’t even do any aerial moves with his speed and he has to watch himself on the mat as well.
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe is getting back and he is getting back into the ring! HE GRABS A PRESENT….. IT IS A STEEL CHAIR! Psycho is starting to move as well and he is getting back up to his feet…. He is discussing something with Rocko…. ROCKO PICKS UP EL ARCO IRIS AND HOLD HIM UP BY HIS ARMS!
JONATHAN MARX: What could Psycho could be planning?
VIC WATERS: Knowing him, there is going to be a body count.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS TAKING OUT A SMALL TEQUILA BOTTLE AND LIGHTER OUT OF HIS TRUNKS!
JONATHAN MARX: Doesn’t Psycho remember what happened the last time someone tried to use fire in Boston?
VIC WATERS: At least this time we won’t burn down Keith Turner’s bar…
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO FLICKS HIS LIGHTER AND TAKES A SWIG OF TEQUILA…..DOE BURSTS THROUGH THE ROPES AS PSYCHO IS THROWING THE FIREBALL AND HITS PSYCHO WITH A CHAIR AS EL ARCO IRIS PULLS ROCKO DAYMON IN FRONT OF THE FIREBALL INSTEAD TO SAVE HIMSELF!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris wasn’t able to break free, but he was able to shove Daymon in front of the fireball and save getting burned.
VIC WATERS: DAMN IT!
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris collapses down on the mat in exhaustion. John Doe is up and he is waiting with the steel chair for Psycho to get back to his fee…. .TAUNTING HIM TO GET UP! Psycho is trying to get back up to his feet…
VIC WATERS: No, no…. STAY DOWN!
BRANDON JACOBS: DOE JUST CRACKED PSYCHO WITH THAT CHAIR FULL SWING! Psycho is laid out!
VIC WATERS: What’s he doing, he’s looking at Daymon and Psycho as though he is thinking of….oh no….
JONATHAN MARX: Doe dragging Psycho and Daymon out of the ring….Doe laying Psycho on top of Daymon. They are both on top of the Spanish announcer’s stable next to us…
VIC WATERS: Look at that long gift under the ring? That wasn’t there before.
JONATHAN MARX: I put it there….
BRANDON JACOBS: Well, what is it!
JONATHAN MARX: Then it wouldn’t be a present would it.
VIC WATERS: John Doe opening that present quick, oh no, it’s a ladder.
JONATHAN MARX: And Doe is putting it in the ring as Psycho and Daymon are out cold. John setting it up…AND here COMES IRIS!
BRANDON JACOBS: NO! DOE SWINGS THE LADDER AT HIM SENDING OUT OF THE DAMN RING!
VIC WATERS: Doe setting up that 20 foot ladder, that has to be about 30 feet from down here from the top where Doe is standing.
JONATHAN MARX: And doe isn’t scared of any of them….Doe posing as the crowd is going nuts here…..DOE LEAPING OFF!!!!!!
BRANDON JACOBS: SWANTON BOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER AS HE LANDS ON DAYMON AND PSYCHO CRASHING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE….
VIC WATERS: There is no way, he survived that…..
JONATHAN MARX: RIP John Doe… we are going to need an ambulance to cart the bodies out of here when we are done.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS IS THE FIRST ONE GETTING UP AND HE WALKS OVER AND HE GRABS PSYCHO BY THE MASK AND HE ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: This is his chance, he could finally break the curse right here in Boston.
VIC WATERS: Come on Psycho!
CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris picks up Psycho off the ground….. IRIS HIT THE CROWN OF HATHOR….. OH NO!
JONATHAN MARX: Iris accidentally bumped the ref.
VIC WATERS: HAHAHA!
BRANDON JACOBS: IRIS IS SHAKING THE REFEREE TO WAKE UP!
JONATHAN MARX: Man, I think Iris has lost it once and for all.
VIC WATERS: I think Doe is starting to get back up.
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe is crawling over to the big present that is standing over six and a half feet tall…. HE TEARS OPEN THE PRESENT AND LUSTER COMES OUT WITH A CHAIR!
JONATHAN MARX: NO! Luster has screwed both Manson and Hart out of titles. Someone needs to get him out of here…. NOW!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS GETTING BACK UP…. AND HE GRABS EL ARCO IRIS WITH A WAISTLOCK FROM BEHIND TO GO FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT IRIS IS FIGHTING IT! Luster is trying to come into the ring with that chair but DOE IS HOLDING ONTO HIS FOOT!
VIC WATERS: Let him go, let him get his blood against El Arco Iris for taking him out.
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man, this can’t be good.
BRANDON JACOBS: IRIS WITH THE GO BEHIND ON PSYCHO NOW WITH THE WAISTLOCK AND HE IS TRYING TO GO FOR A GERMAN BUT PSYCHO WON’T GO OVER…. LUSTER FINALLY BREAKS FREE AND HE IS HEADED INTO THE RING WITH THE CHAIR….. LUSTER SETS UP…. PSYCHO WITH GO BEHIND ON EL ARCO IRIS AND LUSTER CRACKS PSYCHO IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR!
JONATHAN MARX: YES!
VIC WATERS: No, no… it can’t end this way.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is trying to tell Psycho that he didn’t mean…. EL ARCO IRIS HAPPY DANCE SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO LUSTER’S FACE AND LUSTER GOES DOWN! The ref is starting to come to and El Arco Iris has himself dragged over Psycho!
CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!
JONATHAN MARX: Get up ref!
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe slides back into the ring….. THE REF GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1----------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- DOE PULLS EL ARCO IRIS OFF OF PSYCHO BEFORE THE THREE! Rocko appears to be finally getting back up…
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris had it! HE HAD IT!
VIC WATERS: Thank you Jesus.
BRANDON JACOBS: John Doe picks El Arco Iris up….. HE WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES….. AMNESIA ATTACK ON EL ARCO IRIS! Wait a second, Rocko Daymon is up on the outside and he is sneaking around… .. THE REF GOES DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------- ROCKO PULLS DOE OFF OF EL ARCO IRIS AND OUT OF THE RING RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Doe had it too, he was SO damn close to the gold.
BRANDON JACOBS: ROCKO AND DOE ARE BRAWLING AROUND RINGSIDE! Psycho is getting back up….. HE PICKS UP EL ARCO IRIS AND HE IS GOING FOR THE TIGER DRIVER….. EL ARCO IRIS BACKDROPS PSYCHO OVER AND THE REF GOES DOWN AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: The way this ref goes down, you would think he is Beau Michaels lover.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris goes to pick up Psycho….. PSYCHO KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION AND LOCKS ON THE TIGER DRIVER AGAIN….. THIS TIME HE HITS IT AND HE IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
JONATHAN MARX: But the ref is down and out of it….
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES INNER CIRCLE, RYAN, MAELSTROM, AND TROY WITH BATS AND CROWBARS!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh no…
VIC WATERS: Psycho doesn’t see him coming… and LOVE was attacked earlier by Pitt and Thirteen.
BRANDON JACOBS: THEY RUSH PSYCHO WITH THEIR BATS AND CROWBARS AND TAKE PSYCHO DOWN! Maelstrom holds Psycho while Dan Ryan AND IS HITTING HIM IN THE CHEST WITH SHOTS WITH THAT WOODEN BAT! Dan Ryan then holds Psycho…. AND MAELSTROM STARTS HITTING IN THE HEAD WITH A CROWBAR!
DAN RYAN: No, you overgrown neanderthal! Like this!
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN RIPS THE CROWBAR AWAY FROM MAELSTROM AND HE POUNDS PSYCHO IN THE HEAD WITH IT! He hands back the crowbar and picks up his bat… RYAN HITS HIM AGAIN IN THE GUT WITH THE BAT!
VIC WATERS: What has LOVE ever done to deserve this?
JONATHAN MARX: Do I need to make a list?
DAN RYAN: Beat him like he f**ked you mother!! :
auses:: He didn't really f**k your mother did he? ::Maelstrom shrugs::
BRANDON JACOBS: Now Dan Ryan is instructing Maelstrom to hand over the crowbar to Lindsay!
JONATHAN MARX: This is just adding insult to injury.
DAN RYAN: Hit him in the ribs! Imagine Marcus Westcott down there!
BRANDON JACOBS: TROY IS HITTING HIM HARDER!
DAN RYAN: Better yet! It's Torment! By God it's Torment! Hit him before he tries to cut a promo!! The sanity of our entire stable could be in jeopardy!!
BRANDON JACOBS: NOW TROY IS GOING BESERK ON PSYCHO!
LINDSAY TROY: YOU SILVER SPOON FED SON OF A *****!! YOU DON'T EVEN CONJUGATE YOUR VERBS CORRECTLY YOU BASTARD!!!
BRANDON JACOBS: DOE PLANTS ROCKO WITH THE AMNESIA ATTACK ON THE FLOOR AND HE IS COMING IN TO GET RID OF INNER CIRCLE! Doe comes in with a chair…. DAN RYAN AND COMPANY DROP PSYCHO AND GO AFTER JOHN DOE! They are beating him down to a pulp!
JONATHAN MARX: What is the call for this?! He isn’t a member of LOVE.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN PICKS UP DOE….. HE POWERBOMBS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR AND DOE CRASHES DOWN WITH A THUD!
JONATHAN MARX: Doe should have stayed until they left
BRANDON JACOBS: Dan Ryan is telling everyone they need to get going and they are headed back up the ramp…. MAELSTROM RUNS BACK IN AND HE PUTS THE BODY OF EL ARCO IRIS ON PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: The referee is still out, but he has to come through soon.
VIC WATERS: You would think so, he has been out what seems like an eternity.
CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REFEREE IS FINALLY COMING TOO! He sees El Arco Iris on top of Psycho….. HE IS GOING DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT!
JONATHAN MARX: EL ARCO IRIS IS FINALLY GOING TO DO IT!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1---------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------ PSYCHO KICKS OUT BEFORE THE THREE!
CROWD: ::collective gasp::
JONATHAN MARX: HOW DID PSYCHO MANAGE TO GET UP?! Inner Circle left him a bloody mess and he still found a way to get up.
VIC WATERS: Thank you Psycho, thank you….
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris picks Psycho off the mat….. PSYCHO GOES FOR A YAKUZA KICK BUT EL ARCO IRIS DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY, PSYCHO TURNS AROUND….. HE GETS HIT WITH THE HAPPY DANCE!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris hit him right in the jaw! COVER HIM!
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS IS GOING FOR THE COVER AND THIS TIME HE HOOKS THE LEG! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1----------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------- PSYCHO KICKS OUT AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho just won’t stay down. He wants to die with that title. That is how much it means to him.
BRANDON JACOBS: A frustrated El Arco Iris is getting back up… and he is moving Psycho closer to the corner….. EL ARCO IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!
JONATHAN MARX: I know Psycho is half dead, but this is a mistake. If Psycho moves out of the way, Psycho is back in this match and El Arco Iris should remember what happened last time at Cherry Blossom Chaos when he went up one time too many.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS SETS UP ON THE TOP….. HE FLIES OFF THE TOP WITH A 450 SPLASH ONTO PSYCHO! The ref goes down to make the count! 1----------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------3!! HE HAS DONE IT!
JONATHAN MARX: YES! HE FINALLY DID IT! HE FINALLY BEAT PSYCHO FOR THE TITLE!
VIC WATERS: NOOOOOO!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner…. AND NEW WFW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION….. EL ARCO IRIS!
(CUEUP: “Tunak Tunak Tun” by Dahler Mendhi)
CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!
BRANDON JACOBS: The referee is coming over… AND HE IS PUTTING THE TITLE AROUND EL ARCO IRIS’ WAIST… EL ARCO IRIS RAISES HIS ARMS IN VICTORY AND THIS PLACE IS GOING INSANE FOR EL ARCO IRIS!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris told off these fans repeatedly, snapped on three or four wrestlers and left then a bloody mess…. But these fans still got behind El Arco Iris tonight.
VIC WATERS: Sometimes it is hard to make sense of it all. But remember, Boston is Pro-LOVE as well too.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, it is time for the BAD World Heavyweight Title match between Jared Wells and Thirteen….. STAY TUNED!