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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Mar-29-03 AT 06:45 PM (EST)]
::Fireworks go off and the camera pans over the capacity filled crowd, pumped up for a historic night of great wrestling, the cameras pans to the booth were Brandon Jacobs and an unknown man is sitting::
BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome everyone to Wonderland, we are live tonight from Revere, Massachusetts, home of many of the epic classic battles from the old BAD promotion. Tonight the heritage for the World’s Finest Wrestling World Heavyweight Title and the WFW North Amerrican Title resumes and carries on the lineage of the old NGEN World Heavyweight Title, which was held by some of the elitist wrestlers in the history of this sport, Earl of Doom, Zack Sirus, Mike Randalls, and others which reads like a Hall of Fame rather than a title history. My host for tonight is one of the best commentators of all-time, AAWC great, Vic Waters. Great to have you working here on the WFW team Vic.
VIC WATERS: I’m glad to be here for such a magical night. I’ve been sitting at home, waiting for this moment when I finally would be able to return to an elite wrestling promotion. No silly soap operas, no old timers wrestling circuit, WFW combines both the new wrestlers with the old to bring the fans the best of both worlds. That is what it takes to make a great promotion these days. There isn’t a better man to lead this revolution than Doc Silver himself, who tonight is going to win the WFW World Heavyweight Title.
BRANDON JACOBS: Vic, how can anyone legitimately beat Manson? Without any exaggeration, Manson is one of the greatest wrestlers I’ve seen in my lifetime. Over the last few years, he has been running rough shot over promotion after promotion like old school wrestlers like Earl of Doom use to do. Hell, in BAD/IWF, he is even a God.
VIC WATERS: Has he ever beaten Doc Silver?
BRANDON JACOBS: Do I have to hear that statement every time someone talks about Doc Silver vs. Manson? History is vastly overrated. While I respect Silver, but that bastard gets lucky every time he faces Manson. Either there are promoters on top of the promotion who do everything in their power protect Silver or Silver pulls something out of his bag of dirty tricks to win.
VIC WATERS: That is exactly what I would expect from a Manson fan, lets not forget where Manson would be if Doc didn’t make him all those years ago at the Superbowl of Wrestling. He would have wound up scrubbing toliets like all of those other old IWF rejects.
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson earned that, he had elements of his current greatness even back then. He was a very hard worker who was always studying tapes, cutting promo after promo, trying to improve his skills. Unlike other guys who got pushed because they knew the “right” people, Manson earned it by busting his ass night and night out. The fans here in WFW respect that. They have seen how hard he was worked and that is why they cheer for him. He may not be a prototypical face by most people’s standards, but people here have a great admiration for his skills and work ethic
VIC WATERS: Preach to some other person, I personally don’t even think Manson will walk out with the North American Title. Shawn Hart has been such a juggernaut to make his way to the finals, even upsetting who one foolish person thought would walk away with the whole tournament, Mike McGee, to get into the finals. Shawn Hart has been simply phenomenal in the tournament. Manson is living too much in the past. He is obsessed with beating Doc and in the process, may walk out of here strapless. Hell, Doc didn’t want me to say this, but he said to me in confidence he is more concerned with Shawn Hart than Manson because Doc has repeatedly handed Manson his ass.
BRANDON JACOBS: Shawn Hart is a hell of a competitor, I’m not taking anything away from him. Don’t forget, Shawn Hart started off by beating the most physically impressive specimen that we have in our promotion, that seven-foot monster Johnny Starr. He then followed that up by somehow outsmarting the most intelligent wrestler in WFW, Mike McGee. He has shown that he can hang with wrestlers who are mentally and physically dominant. With Manson and Doc Silver so obsessed with each other, it would quite ironic if he used that to his advantage in order to walk away with the World Heavyweight Title.
VIC WATERS: Manson was bringing up garbage like Shawn Hart didn’t beat Manson two years ago. What is that? The year is 2003, not 2001. Wrestlers change over time, for better or worse, but very few stay the same. Manson may simply be trying to get into Shawn Hart’s heard because he knows that in order to win the match tonight, he needs to pin Hart because he has never pinned Doc. Manson, who even if I don’t like him, is incredibly smart and he is planting the seeds of doubt in Shawn Hart’s mind based on their past if he can really beat Manson. What Manson seems to be forgetting though is that Hart doesn’t have to pin Manson in order to win the World Heavyweight Title. Tonight’s main event is only one fall, which means that Hart doesn’t have to beat both Manson & Doc in one night to become the champion. He only needs to beat one of them.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is very true Vic, when it comes down to it, anyone can beat anyone on any given night.
VIC WATERS: Except Manson beating Doc
BRANDON JACOBS: With every passing match, the odds get greater than Manson will finally beat Silver. One of these days, Silver is going to crap out and find himself on the wrong side of a pinfall from Manson. As much as I’m excited for the main event tonight, we have another great match on the show tonight. In the Vox Hiberionacum Royal Rumble, five of the biggest stars in the WFW have signed up in order to be the ones to get the very first chance to defeat the new champions for their titles; Gideon, Scotty Michaels, Psycho, Rat Fink, and Chris Bradford have all thrown their hats into the ring.
VIC WATERS: Let me go on the record right now and make my prediction for the Royal Rumble, I’m going to go with Rat Fink. He is almost as deliciously evil as Doc. How can you not love someone who is raising funds for evil because other evil doers aren’t doing the job?
BRANDON JACOBS: That is utterly despicable, it figures that you would enjoy it. The world has too many heels. What is wrong with being a clean old hero these days?
VIC WATERS: Heroes are boring. They are always made to look stupid by people who are more devious because they limit their way of thinking.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is such an old fashioned point of view. Heroes can have substance, look at Psycho and Gideon.
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink will out smart them, look at how he gave Doc a run for his money in the semi-finals.
BRANDON JACOBS: What about the hometown hero Chris Bradford, from Lowell, Massachusetts? I have a feeling tonight may be a magical night for Bradford in front of his home tonight.
VIC WATERS: Fan support is overrated.
BRANDON JACOBS: You are unbelievable, you almost worse than...
::loud clap of thunder sounds and takes Brandon by surprise::
OH DAMN, looks like we may have some rain here tonight before the night is through. The sky is getting awfully dark, it looks like the luck of the Irish isn’t on our side tonight.
VIC WATERS: It is an omen of the impending Doc Silver victory.
BRANDON JACOBS: Quiet you, we will be back to start the show after this commercial break brought to you by Word Perfect 5.1!
::Fireworks go off and the camera pans over the capacity filled crowd, pumped up for a historic night of great wrestling, the cameras pans to the booth were Brandon Jacobs and an unknown man is sitting::
BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome everyone to Wonderland, we are live tonight from Revere, Massachusetts, home of many of the epic classic battles from the old BAD promotion. Tonight the heritage for the World’s Finest Wrestling World Heavyweight Title and the WFW North Amerrican Title resumes and carries on the lineage of the old NGEN World Heavyweight Title, which was held by some of the elitist wrestlers in the history of this sport, Earl of Doom, Zack Sirus, Mike Randalls, and others which reads like a Hall of Fame rather than a title history. My host for tonight is one of the best commentators of all-time, AAWC great, Vic Waters. Great to have you working here on the WFW team Vic.
VIC WATERS: I’m glad to be here for such a magical night. I’ve been sitting at home, waiting for this moment when I finally would be able to return to an elite wrestling promotion. No silly soap operas, no old timers wrestling circuit, WFW combines both the new wrestlers with the old to bring the fans the best of both worlds. That is what it takes to make a great promotion these days. There isn’t a better man to lead this revolution than Doc Silver himself, who tonight is going to win the WFW World Heavyweight Title.
BRANDON JACOBS: Vic, how can anyone legitimately beat Manson? Without any exaggeration, Manson is one of the greatest wrestlers I’ve seen in my lifetime. Over the last few years, he has been running rough shot over promotion after promotion like old school wrestlers like Earl of Doom use to do. Hell, in BAD/IWF, he is even a God.
VIC WATERS: Has he ever beaten Doc Silver?
BRANDON JACOBS: Do I have to hear that statement every time someone talks about Doc Silver vs. Manson? History is vastly overrated. While I respect Silver, but that bastard gets lucky every time he faces Manson. Either there are promoters on top of the promotion who do everything in their power protect Silver or Silver pulls something out of his bag of dirty tricks to win.
VIC WATERS: That is exactly what I would expect from a Manson fan, lets not forget where Manson would be if Doc didn’t make him all those years ago at the Superbowl of Wrestling. He would have wound up scrubbing toliets like all of those other old IWF rejects.
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson earned that, he had elements of his current greatness even back then. He was a very hard worker who was always studying tapes, cutting promo after promo, trying to improve his skills. Unlike other guys who got pushed because they knew the “right” people, Manson earned it by busting his ass night and night out. The fans here in WFW respect that. They have seen how hard he was worked and that is why they cheer for him. He may not be a prototypical face by most people’s standards, but people here have a great admiration for his skills and work ethic
VIC WATERS: Preach to some other person, I personally don’t even think Manson will walk out with the North American Title. Shawn Hart has been such a juggernaut to make his way to the finals, even upsetting who one foolish person thought would walk away with the whole tournament, Mike McGee, to get into the finals. Shawn Hart has been simply phenomenal in the tournament. Manson is living too much in the past. He is obsessed with beating Doc and in the process, may walk out of here strapless. Hell, Doc didn’t want me to say this, but he said to me in confidence he is more concerned with Shawn Hart than Manson because Doc has repeatedly handed Manson his ass.
BRANDON JACOBS: Shawn Hart is a hell of a competitor, I’m not taking anything away from him. Don’t forget, Shawn Hart started off by beating the most physically impressive specimen that we have in our promotion, that seven-foot monster Johnny Starr. He then followed that up by somehow outsmarting the most intelligent wrestler in WFW, Mike McGee. He has shown that he can hang with wrestlers who are mentally and physically dominant. With Manson and Doc Silver so obsessed with each other, it would quite ironic if he used that to his advantage in order to walk away with the World Heavyweight Title.
VIC WATERS: Manson was bringing up garbage like Shawn Hart didn’t beat Manson two years ago. What is that? The year is 2003, not 2001. Wrestlers change over time, for better or worse, but very few stay the same. Manson may simply be trying to get into Shawn Hart’s heard because he knows that in order to win the match tonight, he needs to pin Hart because he has never pinned Doc. Manson, who even if I don’t like him, is incredibly smart and he is planting the seeds of doubt in Shawn Hart’s mind based on their past if he can really beat Manson. What Manson seems to be forgetting though is that Hart doesn’t have to pin Manson in order to win the World Heavyweight Title. Tonight’s main event is only one fall, which means that Hart doesn’t have to beat both Manson & Doc in one night to become the champion. He only needs to beat one of them.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is very true Vic, when it comes down to it, anyone can beat anyone on any given night.
VIC WATERS: Except Manson beating Doc
BRANDON JACOBS: With every passing match, the odds get greater than Manson will finally beat Silver. One of these days, Silver is going to crap out and find himself on the wrong side of a pinfall from Manson. As much as I’m excited for the main event tonight, we have another great match on the show tonight. In the Vox Hiberionacum Royal Rumble, five of the biggest stars in the WFW have signed up in order to be the ones to get the very first chance to defeat the new champions for their titles; Gideon, Scotty Michaels, Psycho, Rat Fink, and Chris Bradford have all thrown their hats into the ring.
VIC WATERS: Let me go on the record right now and make my prediction for the Royal Rumble, I’m going to go with Rat Fink. He is almost as deliciously evil as Doc. How can you not love someone who is raising funds for evil because other evil doers aren’t doing the job?
BRANDON JACOBS: That is utterly despicable, it figures that you would enjoy it. The world has too many heels. What is wrong with being a clean old hero these days?
VIC WATERS: Heroes are boring. They are always made to look stupid by people who are more devious because they limit their way of thinking.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is such an old fashioned point of view. Heroes can have substance, look at Psycho and Gideon.
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink will out smart them, look at how he gave Doc a run for his money in the semi-finals.
BRANDON JACOBS: What about the hometown hero Chris Bradford, from Lowell, Massachusetts? I have a feeling tonight may be a magical night for Bradford in front of his home tonight.
VIC WATERS: Fan support is overrated.
BRANDON JACOBS: You are unbelievable, you almost worse than...
::loud clap of thunder sounds and takes Brandon by surprise::
OH DAMN, looks like we may have some rain here tonight before the night is through. The sky is getting awfully dark, it looks like the luck of the Irish isn’t on our side tonight.
VIC WATERS: It is an omen of the impending Doc Silver victory.
BRANDON JACOBS: Quiet you, we will be back to start the show after this commercial break brought to you by Word Perfect 5.1!