(Slow, methodic music plays. Flash bulbs emanate from all around the arena. The fans’ cheers rage throughout the Fleet Center as the Elimination Chamber slowly makes its way down from the rafters and securely fitting around the ring. Once fully in position, the ring crew quickly slides into place as they finish securing the structure to the steel ring posts.)
RC: Ladies and gentlemen, coming up next is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. For weeks, we’ve been awaiting the presence of this Elimination Chamber that Ken Cloverleaf has decided to put his employees inside of. And now, the moment has finally arrived.
DR: However, Ken Cloverleaf’s six original combatants will not be able to participate, thanks to the very rude introduction of “The Phenom” Shawn Hart earlier here tonight!
RC: You are very correct, Doctor. Shawn Hart came from out of nowhere and brutally attacked “Gentleman” Jonathan Marx, leaving him in horrible shape and unable to compete.
RB: And let’s not forget the guy was already delirious. I mean, he predicted the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl this year!
RC: Folks, it appears as though we won’t have an update on Marx’s condition here tonight, but we will do our very best to get you that word as soon as the next Revolution goes on the air. But, as our ring crew continues to lock down this daunting structure of steel and wire, what are your predictions for this match guys?
DR: This is quite possibly the hardest match I’ve ever had to judge. Five absolutely amazing athletes are stepping into that ring, which is surrounded by pure steel. On one hand, you have Joey Melton, whose experience has to help him out.
RC: But Dan Ryan’s size has to play into effect here. He’s way bigger than any of these men in this match and if he gets a good enough draw, he could very easily stay fresh and keep himself from absorbing major blows into that steel.
DR: Excellent point, Rich. But the illusiveness of a guy like The First could also play into his favor. If guys like Dan Ryan can’t catch him, The First will be able to stay fresh simply by staying away from everyone else.
RC: Rob? What’s your take?
RB: Dan Ryan.
RC: Any analysis to that pick?
RB: He’s the best in the match? No one else comes close to his physicality? What do you want from me, Cruise?
RC: My apologies, Rob. Folks, it appears as though the Elimination Chamber is secure. We’re about to blow the roof off the Fleet Center!
(“Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Green Day hits as the crowd pops HUGE. The First, wearing his same Mad Hatter outfit as before, strolls down the walkway. The First gets on the apron and throws his hair back and raises his arms, getting another big pop from the crowd!)
RC: Guys, what are the former champion’s chances here tonight?
RB: Absolutely great. You could tell that he has been psyched up for this match all week. He’s itching for a chance to prove that he should have never lost this title in the first place, and I think he’s planning on proving that here tonight.
(The First makes his way over to a holding cell, where the ref secures him into place.)
("I Need A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler brings a chorus of boos over the crowd. Joey Melton makes his way from behind the curtain, leading to an overwhelming sound of distaste.)
RC: Well, these fans certainly aren’t behind Joey Melton.
RB: Because they’re idiots. Joey Melton is the best thing to happen to this company.
RC: Yeah, just ask him.
(Melton makes his way down the walkway and to the Chamber. He shoots a stare at The First before giving him a smile. The referee then leads him to a holding cell and secures him into place.)
DR: This Joey Melton is content with himself, isn’t he?
RC: I don’t believe there are many more that are.
RB: Because he’s a legend, you ‘tards. There’s a reason he thinks he’s one of the best. He is!
(Bad Company’s “Bad Company” blares throughout the arena, leaving some of the boos in the arena to turn into cheers. As the music starts, red and green pinpoint spots crisscross the arena and track Irishred as he walks down the walkway, UCW Title over his shoulder. Green cloverleaf spots on the center of the ring as Irishred enters the Chamber. He stands with his head back and closed fists touching each other in front of his chest. When he spreads his arms wide the cloverleaf turns to red. The "Red-Heads" of course goes crazy at this point.)
RC: Folks, what you are about to witness is one of the most grueling and treacherous matches you will ever see in the sport of professional wrestling.
DR: Absolutely right, Rich. And once Irishred finishes handing over that UCW Title, we will be that much closer to beginning this hell on earth match-up.
(Red slowly pulls the belt off his shoulder as he hands it over to the referee. He holds onto it until the last of his fingertips brush the gold. The ref then makes his way to the Elimination Chamber door and hands the belt over to the timekeeper. He, too, makes his way to a cell before allowing the ref to lock him in.)
("Fire It Up" by Black Label Society hits over the PA and the crowd rises to their feet. Cameron Cruise makes his way from behind the curtain, playing to the crowd as they continue to get louder while he walks down the walkway.)
RC: Here comes Cameron Cruise now. Is it just me, or was he more vocal this week?
DR: You are indeed right, Rich. We heard a lot from Cameron Cruise this week, and I would have to say that the shot at the World Title is enough to get anyone amped up for their match.
RB: Amped or not, Cameron Cruise will be lucky to walk out of this match, period. Let alone with the UCW Title.
("Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins blares throughout the arena.)
(Thunderous crowd pop)
(CUT TO: 'Ego Buster' flashes across the screen in rapid contrasting black and white. CUT TO: Dan Ryan gorrilla presses Kevin Powers from inside the ring to the floor below. CUT TO: The word "YOU" flashes on the screen. CUT TO: Dan Ryan throws 'Living Legend' Mark Windham from the second level of Key Arena down to the first level. CUT TO: the word "ARE". CUT TO: Dan Ryan clotheslines 'Cocky' Craig Miles, nearly taking his head off. CUT TO: the word "BUSTED" CUT TO: rapid shots of Dan Ryan pulverizing opponents with the Humility Bomb, a last ride power bomb landing high angle on the neck.)
(Ryan walks down to ringside as pyro erupts along the walkway beside him. He rattles the Elimination Chamber to check its stability. He then climbs in and through the ropes and climbs a corner turnbuckle and simply glares through the sunglasses into the crowd.)
RB: Can anyone say “champion”?
RC: I certainly can, but I can’t call Dan Ryan that just yet. He still has four other men to go through before we can say that.
RB: Four men that stand no chance. Except, maybe, Joey Melton. But I doubt that even Melton can slow down Dan Ryan when the UCW Title is on the line.
(Referee Tim Hathcock makes his way to center ring as he stands between Ryan and Cruise. He holds his arms out toward each of them before bringing them to his chest and calling for the match to officially begin!)
RC: Here we go folks! Strap on your seatbelts! It’s going to be one hell of a ride!
(Dan Ryan looks across the ring to Cruise. He gives a smirk to him as he mouths a few words.)
DR: Well, there is no love lost between these two. That is for certain. They have more than their fair share of history here and it’s quite ironic that this match is going to start with just them in the ring together for five minutes.
RB: And it’s also a shame, because Dan Ryan is going to have to rip off Cameron Cruise’s face to get this match started!
RC: Here we go! There’s a collar and elbow tie-up! Ryan quickly gets the advantage and nails Cruise with a knee to the midsection. There’s an Irish whip across the ring…
DR: Big clothesline by Ryan! He damn near took Cruise’s head off with that shot!
RB: Like I said he was going to do!
RC: Ryan bounces off the ropes and now drops a leg across Cruise’s throat! Nice legdrop there! Pin by Ryan…
DR: And a kickout! Ryan already getting a near-fall here in the early going.
RC: Ryan reaches down and pulls Cruise back up to his feet. Several stiff right hands by Ryan as he backs Cruise into the corner. Ryan reaches back…
DR: Knife-edge chop! That one stung all the way down here!
RC: And another! The fans are loving it as they “Whoo!” along with the chops!
DR: And now Ryan backs out of the corner. Cruise stumbles his way to the middle of the ring…
RC: Nice hip toss by Ryan!
DR: Dan Ryan is really taking it to Cruise here in the early going.
RB: As everyone out there could have already told you he would, Ross.
RC: Cruise is slowly trying to get to his feet, but Ryan is going to help him out with that. He pulls Cruise up once more and now drills him with a stiff forearm shot to the jaw! And there’s another as Ryan backs Cruise up into the ropes for yet another shot with that devastating forearm! Ryan now locks Cruise in a waistlock…
DR: Big belly-to-belly suplex there by Ryan!
RC: And now Ryan is walking over to Red’s chamber and mocking him with that motion of the belt going around his waist!
RB: Come on Dan! There’ll be plenty of time to do that after you defeat Red at the end of the night! Get rid of this pantywaist Cruise now!
RC: Well, it looks like Ryan is going to follow your instructions here, Rob. He makes his way over and pulls Cruise up one more time.
DR: No! Cruise with a fist to the midsection! And another! Ryan is doubled over!
RC: Big European uppercut there by Cruise! He bounces off the ropes…
DR: Oh my! Big sidewalk slam by Ryan as he reverses the move on Cruise! And now Cameron Cruise is right back to square one.
RC: Ryan gets to his feet. And now he drops an elbow across Cruise’s chest! And another! He goes for a pin…
But Cruise kicks out!
DR: Well, it looks like there might be a little bit of frustration on Dan Ryan’s part. But he’s going to try and keep his cool. He pulls Cruise up one more time.
RC: And now he nails him with a kick to the midsection! And now he pulls him into a standing headscissors…
(Suddenly, the lights begin to strobe. Each of the three chambers illuminate one by one. Irishred, The First, Joey Melton… The question continues to loom as the lights begin to slow down. Finally, we see the final three ticks of light…)
(The lights come back up and Melton’s chamber door opens. Melton simply steps out of the chamber and looks across the ring at Ryan, who still has Cruise in the standing headscissors. He quickly pushes Cruise to the side as he and Melton step to the middle of the ring.)
RC: Ladies and gentlemen, we may have to secure down the roof. I’m not sure if that ring, or this building for that matter, is big enough to hold these two egos as they step face to face in the middle of that ring!
DR: The war of words has begun, Rich! These two are no strangers to the ring, and they are damn certain of what each other is capable of. Based on experience alone, you have to think the road to the UCW Title runs right through one of these two men here tonight!
RC: Look out Doc! The fists are flying now! Rights and lefts are coming from all over the middle of that ring as Dan Ryan and Joey Melton are absolutely obliterating one another for a shot at the biggest prize in this company!
DR: Ryan gains the advantage as he backs Melton up and into the corner. Another right hand assures Ryan that Melton is out of it for the moment as he gives him an Irish whip across the ring…
RC: But Melton reverses! Ryan goes crashing into the corner!
DR: And now Melton follows in with a big clothesline! Ryan stumbles out of the corner…
RC: And a bulldog by Melton! Big momentum shift for Dan Ryan here!
DR: Cruise is now back up and making his way to Melton. There’s a right by Cruise…
RC: But Melton blocks it! Melton lays into Cruise with rights of his own! He backs Cruise into the ropes. There’s an Irish whip…
DR: Big back body drop by Melton as Cruise goes flying through the air! Joey Melton has been in this match for a little over a minute and he’s already tearing up the competition!
RB: He’s fresh, Ross. Just let him get as worn down as Dan Ryan is. Then, we’ll see a burial.
RC: Melton makes his way over to the fallen Cruise and pulls him to his feet. And there’s a big knife-edge chop by Melton!
DR: Oh my! Melton just grabbed Cruise by the back of the head and drove his face right into that chamber that The First is currently occupying!
RB: That’s going to mess up his dental records.
RC: Melton better watch out here. Dan Ryan is slowly coming up behind him.
DR: Inverted atomic drop! Melton turned around just in time and really caught Ryan with that move out of nowhere!
RC: Melton quickly stays on the attack as he bounces off the far ropes…
DR: Big clothesline and down goes Ryan!
RC: And now Melton is heading toward the outside portion of this elimination chamber where Cameron Cruise is trying to regain his bearings.
DR: Cruise has really taken a lot of punishment so far in this match, and I’m not sure if he’ll be able to last that much longer.
RC: Well, Melton reaches down and picks him up. He now places his hand behind Cruise’s head…
DR: And again he rams Cruise head-first into an object! This time, it was that steel that is shrouding the ring for this match!
RC: And don’t look now, but Cruise is busted open. Parents, now may be the time to put the children to bed.
DR: Cruise is busted wide open here and this can’t bode well for him. The more blood he loses, the less capable he is going to be of staying in this match.
RC: And Melton is trying to make sure that he loses a lot of it as he locks him in a front face lock here.
DR: DDT onto the steel! Cameron Cruise was just planted there! He is not making a lot of movement as Melton looks up with a sinister look on his face!
RC: Melton makes his way back into the ring now, where Dan Ryan is once again making his way to his feet, albeit with help from the ropes. Melton quickly approaches and nails Ryan with several stiff rights as The Ego Buster tries to regain his bearings.
DR: But Joey Melton continues to stick those rights into Ryan’s head! He is looking absolutely relentless here tonight!
RC: Melton drives those fists. Here’s a big drawback…
DR: But Ryan ducks it! Back body drop over the top rope and to the steel on the outside of the ring!
RB: The fatigue could be setting in! Now is Dan Ryan’s time to shine!
RC: Ryan takes a minute as he pulls himself back up to a complete vertical base. He now exits the ring and grabs hold of Melton.
DR: And he drives Melton face-first into that steel! And again!
RC: Melton collapses to the steel as Ryan continues to try and take out one of the most decorated men this sport has ever seen.
DR: Nice scoop slam there by Ryan as he continues to use this steel structure to his advantage! Joey Melton might be wishing that he would have stayed on the other side of the ring with Cameron Cruise right about now.
RB: I’m wishing that too because he’s wasting valuable energy that Dan Ryan could be using to celebrate his victory after this match!
RC: Well, Ryan is certainly not going to even attempt to show any signs of fatigue here as he pulls Melton to his feet and now gives him a hard whip into one of those empty chambers! Melton bounces off holding his head…
DR: Spinebuster! NO!
RC: Oh my! Dan Ryan lifted Joey Melton up for that spinebuster, but Melton almost instinctively seeing what was happening grabbed hold of Ryan and brought him to the canvas with him for a DDT onto the steel! Both men are down here!
DR: Well, there are no count-outs in this match. Only pinfalls and submissions will get you eliminated from this world title match. However, pinfalls and submissions seem far from happening here as two of the current competitors are down and the other is barely pulling himself to his feet on the other side of the ring!
RC: All eyes are on these three men now as they engage in this foot race back to a vertical base. The man that manages that could very well be the first to eliminate an opponent from this match!
DR: And even that isn’t for certain, because it looks like Cameron Cruise is to his feet, but he still has a long way to travel given all the punishment he has endured so far in this match!
RC: But, Ryan and Melton are slowly using those ropes to get back up here. The tension in this building is amazing right now! You could cut it with a knife! Melton is up! Ryan is almost there…
DR: Look out! Cameron Cruise just came from out of nowhere and dove over the top rope right into both Melton and Ryan! All three men crashed right into the steel structure as they went flying!
RC: And now we’re stuck at the standstill again! Who is going to get up first?
(Suddenly, the lights begin to strobe again and the fans roar with anticipation. Each of the two chambers illuminate one by one. Irishred, The First … The question continues to loom as the lights begin to slow down. Finally, we see the final ticks of light…)
(The lights come back up and The First’s chamber door opens. He quickly flings it open and looks to take advantage of the situation.)
RC: The First is the next man in this match! And he is wasting no time as he quickly springs out of that chamber!
DR: But what the hell is he doing, Rich? He’s not heading over to the heap of fallen competitors!
RC: I’m not sure, Doc. Instead, he has run right over to Irishred’s chamber, which is right BESIDE of the other competitors. I can’t fathom what he’s going to do now.
DR: Well, he’s mocking Irishred. Look out! He’s climbing up the side of the chamber! He’s up on top of it! He’s looking down at Irishred!
RC: What the hell is going to do?
DR: A HUGE senton bomb right onto the three men who were already laid out on the outside of the ring! The First has just come in, and quite possibly, eliminated three of the other men in this competition!
RC: I don’t believe what I’ve just seen here! The First has been locked inside that cell for damn near fifteen minutes and yet, he comes in like he’s been feeling this match the whole time and simply obliterates all three of the other men in this match!
RB: This man is a freak! I don’t know what the hell drives him, but he has been in this match for less than 30 seconds and he’s already trying to kill everybody… including himself!
DR: Well guys, The First is obviously not that hurt. He is easily the first man back to his feet here, albeit a little slow. He reaches down and pulls a competitor out of the pile.
RC: And it’s Joey Melton! First throws Melton into the ring. Several nice knife-edge chops by The First as he backs Melton into the ropes. There’s an Irish whip. First hits the opposite ropes…
DR: Big time flying forearm smash by The First!
RC: And now he’s already back up! He grabs Melton in a double leg wishbone…
DR: And the double leg drop to the groin! It’s all legal here in the Elimination Chamber!
RC: First is still refusing to stop on Melton here! He quickly bounces off the ropes again…
DR: But Melton reverses with a drop toe hold! The First just smashed his face right into the canvas there!
RC: Melton is slowly pulling himself to his feet here as he is doing his damndest to stop this offense by The First! Melton settles into the ropes. But here comes The First…
DR: Backbreaker by Melton! That took a lot out of him, but The First is down in the middle of the ring! Can Melton capitalize?
RC: He slowly moves to the fallen First. He grabs a leg…
RB: Wrap it up for The First here! This one is as good as done once Melton gets this locked in!
RC: Melton steps over for that figure four leglock…
DR: But The First kicks him off! Melton bounces into the ropes…
RC: First is back up! Kick to the midsection! Front facelock…
DR: Twist of Fate! Beautiful corkscrew cutter there by The First! He makes the pin…
TB: Ladies and gentlemen… Joey Melton has been eliminated from this match!
DR: I don’t believe it! We have our first elimination of the night, and it’s Joey Melton! The First really came in attacking in this match, and he’s already managed to eliminate one of the four men in his way of that UCW Title.
RC: And if he’s lucky, Dan Ryan is going to proceed with what he’s just got started on the outside of the ring! He is rubbing Cameron Cruise’s already bloody face all over that steel structure!
DR: Dan Ryan is certainly looking to reestablish himself after that brutal attack by The First, and unfortunately for Cameron Cruise, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
RC: Ryan pulls Cruise away from the steel and now locks him in a rear waistlock…
DR: Oh my God! Cameron Cruise just went flying over Dan Ryan’s head and right THROUGH one of the plexiglass chambers! Cruise is in a heap inside that chamber and Dan Ryan is absolutely loving the carnage he’s just inflicted!
RC: Look at Ryan just smiling as he stares at the dissipated Cruise!
RB: Dan Ryan impresses even himself sometimes.
RC: Well, we might need some help out here for Cameron Cruise. He is absolutely motionless inside that cell and Ryan can’t do anything but laugh!
DR: Look out! The First just came from out of nowhere, hopped onto the top rope and nailed Ryan with a flying clothesline! Both men go spilling to the steel on the outside!
RC: And now the only man standing is the UCW Champion, Irishred and that’s only because he hasn’t entered the match yet!
DR: This match has done exactly what it was designed to do, beat and bloody whoever enters. Cruise is a bloody heap. Ryan is still trickling blood after that DDT from Melton. The First is just crazy and sure to break a bone or something before this match is over. Irishred might win because the other three can no longer compete!
RC: But that UCW Title means too much to the man who was the first to ever hold it. The First is now pulling himself to his feet!
RB: Can we kick this guy out of the match? He’s going to really hurt the soon-to-be champion, Dan Ryan!
RC: That’s what it’s all about, Rob. Make sure no one is able to walk out of there but you. The First has already gotten rid of one man, three more to go in his mind.
DR: Absolutely right, Rich. And The First is getting ready to continue that now.
RC: He pulls Ryan up and to his feet. There’s a right hand by The First! And another!
DR: Ryan throws a right…
RC: But The First ducks it! Big back body drop by The First that sends Ryan up and over the top rope! The First quickly pulls himself to the top rope…
DR: 450 Splash!
RC: But Ryan gets the legs up! The First just came crashing down right onto Ryan’s legs and now both men are down as we once again see a standstill!
(Suddenly, the lights begin to strobe again and the fans roar with anticipation. Each of the four chambers illuminate one by one. The question no longer looms as the lights begin to slow down. Finally, we see the final ticks of light…)
(The champion’s door opens and Irishred makes his way from behind the plexiglass. He looks over to Cruise, who is barely moving. He then looks to The First, who is clutching his torso. He lastly looks to Ryan, who is clutching the ropes as he makes his way to a knee. Red then charges.)
RC: Look out! The flame between Red and Ryan has done nothing but absolutely ignite since they both signed UCW contracts! Ryan has always seemed to be one step ahead of the champ, but now Red has his cleanest shot at Ryan since they’ve been in UCW! Red is absolutely pounding on Ryan here!
DR: And Ryan is defenseless! He can’t even catch up to all these blows from Irishred!
RC: Rights and lefts fly from all directions as Irishred is REALLY laying into Dan Ryan here!
DR: Red backs Ryan into the corner. There’s an Irish whip. Running knee smash into Ryan’s midsection!
RC: And Ryan is reeling here. He stumbles out of the corner and Red steps in behind him…
DR: Bad Company! Irishred sneaks in and nails Ryan with that fallaway pumphandle slam! Red goes for the cover…
Kickout by Ryan!
RC: Wow! Hard to believe that Dan Ryan was able to kick out there!
RB: Are you kidding? Irishred couldn’t knock out Ryan if Roy Jones helped him throw the punch!
RC: Well, Irishred isn’t happy, but he’s going to stay on the attack here…
DR: Look out! The First comes flying from off the screen and nails Red in the back with a forearm! The champ curls to his knees!
RC: And now The First is taking the offense on the champ. He pulls Red back up to his feet.
DR: Big Russian leg sweep by The First! And now he takes it into a roll-up!
Kickout by Red!
RC: Close call there! We could have already known that we were going to have a new champion there!
RB: We already know that, Cruise. It’s just a matter of time before Dan Ryan takes out these other morons.
RC: Well, Dan Ryan is just now getting back to his feet, so I can’t really think that’s a good assumption right now, Rob.
RB: It will be Cruise. And then you’ll be cleaning my car for weeks.
RC: Why would I do that?
RB: Because you lost the bet.
RC: What bet?
RB: Oh, so now you’re just going to back out?
RC: I don’t remember any bet!
RB: Whatever. We’ll take that as your way of saying that you know Dan Ryan is going to win this match.
RC: Folks, back to the action. The First has decided to make his way to the top rope again and I can’t help but wonder where he’s going to go with this.
DR: Apparently nowhere! Dan Ryan has sniffed him out!
RC: But The First quickly leaps up onto one of the empty cells!
RB: That’s not going to stop The Ego Buster!
RC: Ryan climbs the ropes to catch The First…
DR: But The First begins to climb the side of the Elimination Chamber! He’s actually above the cells here!
RC: Well, that looks to be enough for Dan Ryan here. He’s going to make his way back down and to the fallen Cruise, rather than chase The First all over this dome.
DR: But what is The First going to do from that dome?
RB: Who cares? He can’t jump from there. Let’s get back to the important stuff like Dan Ryan demolishing these other idiots.
RC: As you wish, Rob. Ryan pulls Cruise up and now slams him face-first into that steel again! And Cruise isn’t even moving! Can we just get him out of there?
RB: In due time, Cruise. Ryan must first punish him for trying to combat him.
RC: Well, Ryan is certainly doing that as he now tosses Cruise back over the ropes and into the ring. Ryan picks him up. There’s a standing headscissors…
DR: Big snap powerbomb by Ryan! There’s a pin…
Kickout by Cruise!
RC: Wow! How did Cruise kick out of that?
RC: I might have to agree with you on that one, Rob. I think I would just give up at this point. But Cruise does not, and now Ryan pulls him back up again. There’s a whip across the ring…
DR: Powerslam! Ryan holds for the pin…
And another kickout by Cruise!
RC: Dan Ryan is starting to seem a bit angered now. He gets back to his feet. He now charges the ropes…
DR: Springboard legdrop!
RC: NO! Cruise managed to roll out of the way! Ryan just got a rear full of canvas!
DR: And here comes the champ! He rushes into Ryan and nails him with a clothesline! He pulls Ryan up and nails him with several rights as he backs him into the ropes…
RC: And a clothesline over the top rope and to the steel! Red turns back into the ring…
DR: Oh my God! The smack from that superkick echoed throughout the entire arena! Guys in the shower heard Irishred’s face meet Cameron Cruise’s boot right there! The champ could be out cold!
RC: Cruise seems to have new life here! He reaches down and grabs the champ. Knife-edge chops back him into the ropes. There’s an Irish whip…
DR: HUGE dropkick by Cruise! Red stumbles back into the ropes again. He bounces back…
RC: Belly-to-belly suplex by Cruise! He is on fire here!
RB: Get back in there and stop him Dan! None of these other numbskulls can do anything!
RC: Cruise quickly heads to the outside here. He pulls himself to the top rope. He’s waiting on Red to get back up…
DR: Missile dropkick by Cruise! The champ is reeling and Cameron Cruise is in control here!
RC: Cruise perches again. What could he be waiting on now?
DR: Red is very slow to his feet, but Cruise is obviously setting up for something big.
RC: Red is almost up…yes! He steps towards Cruise…
DR: Reality Check! Cameron Cruise just nailed Irishred with the Reality Check! There’s a pin…
RC: NO! What the hell is going on? Dan Ryan just broke up a pin that would have put him one man closer to the UCW Championship! Irishred is still alive here!
RB: Ryan is not going to let ANYONE but himself defeat Irishred here tonight. He has a point to prove, and he’s certainly not going to let Cameron Cruise be the one that eliminates the champ!
RC: It would have been a three man match if Ryan would have just let the pin stand, but we’re still at four here!
DR: But now Cruise is laying into Dan Ryan with rights! He backs The Ego Buster into the ropes.
RC: Cruise is not going to slow down! He whips Ryan across the ring. He goes for a leap frog…
DR: But Ryan catches him in mid-air! HUGE spinebuster as “The Crippler” goes down hard!
RC: Cruise bounces around holding that back. Ryan back to his feet. He makes his way over to Cruise. Kick to the midsection…
DR: The Humility Bomb! Dan Ryan just planted Cameron Cruise with that Humility Bomb!
RB: Good night, Cammy!
RC: NO! Cruise kicked out! I don’t believe this! Has ANYONE ever kicked out of the Humility Bomb?
RB: No one with brains! This only means that Dan Ryan must inflict more pain!
RC: Ryan back up and he quickly pulls Cruise right back into that standing headscissors. He lifts…
DR: And down goes Cruise again to another Humility Bomb! There’s the pin…
TB: Ladies and gentlemen, Cameron Cruise has been eliminated from this match!
RC: Folks, I don’t believe what I just saw. Great showing from Cameron Cruise here and now we’re…
DR: Mafioso Perfecto! Irishred just came out of nowhere and nailed the slowly rising Dan Ryan with that move that we haven’t seen in quite some time! HUGE fireman’s carry into a fisherman’s suplex!
RC: But Red might have knocked his head! He can’t hold for the pin…
DR: MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS MIGHTY!
(Crowd chants: HOL-Y ****! HOL-Y ****!)
DR: THE FIRST JUST CAME FLYING LITERALLY FROM THE TOP OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER TO NAIL THE FALLEN RYAN WITH THE CUT THE THREAT!
RC: How the hell did he even get up there? Let alone turn into that leg drop!
DR: He must have been climbing and perched since Ryan chased him up the side of the dome! The First has broken not only himself but also Dan Ryan! Irishred is the only man in the ring that is even moving and he’s barely doing so after hitting his head on that Mafioso Perfecto!
(As the three men lie on the mat, the replay airs, showing The First dangling by his arms from the top of the dome. He then curls his body and releases, flipping into that Harlem Hangover. The chants continue from the crowd.)
RC: I cannot believe what that replay just showed us! The First IS crazy!
DR: Don’t look now! Irishred has managed to pull himself to the fallen Ryan…
TB: Ladies and gentlemen, Dan Ryan has been eliminated from this match!
RB: What? NO!
RC: No reason to be upset with Ryan’s performance. He was just completely obliterated with that move! He might be shelved for a while after that one!
DR: But look at the opportunity here, Rich! Red is still slow, but he doesn’t have far to go to get to The First, who still isn’t moving!
RC: Indeed, Doc. In fact, he’s already there! Red throws himself onto The First. There’s the leg hook…
DR: NO! The First kicked out!
RC: How the hell did he do that? He just took a damn near 20 foot fall and he still managed to kick out of pin? Folks, if the microwave just dinged, the popcorn will have to cool because you are about to see the culmination of quite possibly the greatest match we have ever seen here in UCW!
RB: What the hell are these people doing popping popcorn now anyway? They probably already missed that crazy ass The First anyway!
DR: Regardless, we are in store for the most exciting moment we’ve ever had here in UCW. The First. Irishred. Just like so many times before! They’re going to have to go one-on-one to decide the true UCW Champion!
RC: And fortunately for Irishred, he is the one that is up and on his feet. He pulls The First up with him and nails him with several stiff rights as he backs him into the corner. He reaches down and places The First on the top rope…
DR: Whipping Post! Irishred just nailed The First with that piledriver from the top rope! That could very well do it! All Red has to do is make the cover!
RC: But he’s not doing that, Doc! He’s going back up to the top rope!
RB: I can’t watch this anymore…
RC: Red is up and First is down! What the hell is he going to do?
DR: Cold Shot!
RC: NO! The First rolled out of the way! Irishred just got a knee full of canvas! This match is still going on!
DR: Irishred is down and clutching that knee! The First is clutching the ring ropes as he tries to pull himself back up to his feet!
RC: We’ve got another foot race as one can only speculate how this one will continue!
DR: Both men are up!
RC: Red charges at The First. There’s a right…
DR: But The First ducks the blow! Back body drop over the top rope and to the steel!
RC: And now The First is slowly making his way to the outside. He pulls Red up…
DR: But Red swings another right! The First ducks…
RC: Sit-out jawbreaker by The First! Red is down! The First makes his way to the dome again. What’s he going to do now?
DR: Oh my! The First just connected on a moonsault from that steel dome! He makes the cover…
Kickout! Holy crap! I can’t believe the champ just kicked out of that one!
RC: Well, pinfalls count anywhere inside the chamber, as long as it is a pinfall. The First tried to use that to his advantage there, but Irishred was able to make the kick out.
DR: How much more can these two endure here?
RC: Well, The First is pulling Red up again. Apparently, they still have some fight in them. The First with a kick to the midsection…
DR: But Red catches his foot! The First has nowhere to go!
RC: But The First twists around and manages to catch Irishred right in the chest with that reverse mule kick! Irishred goes tumbling through the ropes!
RB: This is absolutely amazing. I cannot believe these men have taken the punishment they have and are still going.
RC: The First slowly makes his way to the corner. He ascends the ropes again. He rises to his feet…
DR: Guillotine leg drop! Right across the throat of Irishred! That should do it! There’s the pin…
RC: Irishred kicks out! I don’t believe this! Near-falls all over the place as these two go back and forth here! Neither of these men will stop until they are declared champion!
DR: And The First is getting frustrated! He POUNDS that fist into the mat.
RC: This match is going to come down to who makes a mistake, and neither has done so yet.
DR: The First gets back up again. He pulls Red with him.
RC: Knife-edge chops as The First backs Red into the ropes. There’s an Irish whip…
DR: But Red reverses it! The First hits the ropes… HUGE clothesline by Irishred!
RC: Red hits his knees as The First hits his back!
RB: Somebody end this thing!
RC: Wait a second! What is the champion doing?
DR: He’s fumbling around with something. What is that?
RC: It’s a set of brass knuckles! The champion snuck a foreign object in this Elimination Chamber!
RB: But it’s legal in this match, Cruise.
RC: No lie there, Rob. Red can use those as he wishes. He waits for The First to get back to his feet. The First is up! Red draws back…
DR: But The First ducks the blow! The First hits the ropes…
RC: Spinning heel kick! The First dodged a bullet there, but now he must capitalize. And he is slow to his feet…
DR: But he does get up. He pulls Red up also.
RC: But there’s a kick to the midsection! The First doubles over!
DR: And that leaves him wide open for that shot with those knucks! The First has been instantly split open here! There is blood all over the ring already, and now The First is adding to it!
(MASSIVE heat for Irishred.)
RC: And listen to these fans! They are not happy with their champion right now!
RB: But Irishred doesn’t care! Win at all costs and walk away with that belt! Look at him soaking it all in!
RC: Red makes his way to the bloody First. He picks him up in that double leg wishbone…
DR: Freebird! Can he flip it over?
RC: The First is fighting with all his might as Irishred is trying like hell to get this moved flipped over and end this match!
DR: Red twists…
RC: But The First twists also! There was TOO much momentum for Red there and it ended up sending him right to the mat!
DR: And Irishred’s face really connected with the mat there! He’s shaking the cobwebs loose.
RC: But The First is up and hits the ropes!
DR: Inescapable Torment! The First with that Oklahoma Roll…
RC: NO! Irishred kicked out! The champ is still alive!
DR: The First can’t believe it!
RC: But he’s not going to slow down! He knows he has Irishred where he wants him! The First pulls Red back up again.
DR: But there’s a fist to the midsection! And another! Irishred nails The First with a kick to the midsection…
RC: Fisherman’s suplex-NO! The First slipped out! Irishred needs to turn around…
DR: Edge-O-Matic! The First just grabbed Irishred right under the chin and dropped him back with that Edge-O-Matic! The First needs to take advantage!
RB: But he’s going to waste time instead!
RC: Well, The First makes his way up the ropes…
DR: And now to the top of that cell! He sizes up Irishred…
RC: Cut the Threat! The First just nailed that Cut the Threat again! He slowly crawls to fallen Irishred! He throws the arm over…
TB: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… and NEW UCW CHAMPION… THE FIRST!!!
RC: Oh my God! I do not believe it! The First has taken back the UCW Title! What a match we have just witnessed!
DR: Couldn’t have said it better myself, Rich! All five of these men gave their absolute best in an attempt to do what The First has just done! By far the greatest showing we have seen yet here in the UCW!
RB: I’m speechless. Even I can’t deny how The First pulled through in this match.
RC: Rob Bitterman speechless? I don’t believe that either! Folks, this place is rocking! As the Elimination Chamber slowly rises, these fans continue to shower not only The First, but each of these competitors that we saw here tonight!
DR: What a pay-per-view, Rich! How much more could we have seen here tonight?
RC: We couldn’t have, Doc! Folks, that’s going to do it for us here at Scars and Stripes! We were happy to have you, and we can’t wait until Revolution! Thank you for joining and we hope you enjoyed everything! For Rob Bitterman and “The Doctor” Doug Ross, I’m Rich Cruise signing off! Good night everyone!