Backstage at Aggression.
Fade in on the recently victorious Tyrone Walker. Despite the win he's anything but estatic, more accurately would be apathetic looking as he quietly makes his way through the busy corridors of the arena. He passes by random staff as they scurry around getting things set for the next contest to take place after the on going commercial break ends. Finally reaching his apparent destination he opens the door and takes a step in.
Somebody - "Hey Walker hold on."
He stops in mid-step as he's interrupted by one of those same randomly faced staffers who is armed with a clipboard and a small pile of papers. This guy looks more like a kid really, has orangish red hair, freckles or maybe it's a bad case of acne and a pair of nerdy looking glasses on his face. The kid grabs one of those same slips of paper and hands it to Walker.
Staffer - "Here you go. Hey good match tonight, kid!"
Walker (eyes rolling) - "Heh, thanks... I guess."
Walker takes the sheet from the staffer and glances at it but not really taking in what it actually is. The staffer turns to leave, but is stopped by a hand slapping down on his shoulder.
Walker - "What's this?"
Staffer (looking at the paper) - "Uh... Oh, it's the lineup for Black Dawn. I'm handing these out to the guys on the undercard so... yeah."
Without much else to say on the situation the staffer takes off down the hallway. Walker stands halfway in the doorway as he watches the kid walk away for a few seconds and then down at the paper. He scans it from top to bottom as he reads off each match silently to himself while he turns and walks the rest of the way into the room. Shutting the door behind him he slowly shuffles around the room as he reads over the paper.
Noticably about this single sheet of paper is the big bold print "Empire Pro Wrestling presents..." in red at the top and an even larger text "B L A C K D A W N" just below it in black. Walker continues to scan it from the top starting with the nights main event for world title and on and on all the way down to the bottom he finds his place on the card. Opener - Walker vs Young vs Cage - Triple Threat.
Taking a seat at an empty table he sits and continues to look over the paper. As the information registers in his mind it triggers a depressed sigh. It's not that he's disappointed with how things are going, he knows how the business works and he knows the score when you're the new guy in town.
RRRIIINNNGGG.
Walker gets up from his seat and steps over to where a large black duffle lays on the floor open. He crouches down and reaches in for a pair of a black cargos with white stitching which also happen to be the source of the ringing. Pulling a cell phone from one of the pockets he snaps it open and checks to see who's calling.
Walker (grumbling) - "Cindy..."
He finally answers with a hesitant cringe coming over him. It's not that he didn't like Cindy, she was much like the little kid sister he never had what with being the youngest of three boys and one girl. However being the pseudo kid sister that he never had made her the more than occasional annoyance to him and given the recent situation regarding his contractual obligations to Empire Pro he's still not close to letting her off the hook just yet.
Through the miracle of technology we listen on the following conversation.
Walker - "What?"
Cindy (already annoyed) - "Ever."
Walker - "Heh, what you need?"
Cindy - "Your match with what's his face was crap."
Walker (shrug) - "Meh, nothin' I could do about that mess. But whatever, another match, another win."
Silence...
Cindy - "Yeah, well..."
Walker - "Well...?"
Cindy - "Nothing."
Even though we don't see her expression, it's obvious she'll curb the snide remarks for now.
Cindy - "Is the idiot boy bahaving?"
Walker - "AJ? Uh...does he ever..."
Walker notices something... AJ is nowhere to be found. An "Oooh Boy" look comes over him almost as if he knows that boy is up to no good.
Walker - "Ugh...where did that fool run off to now?"
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Cut away to elsewhere in the building.
Joining the omni-moronic Action Jackson. AJ for short. AJ merryily cruises through the halls and corridors of the arena wistling a happy tune and a deviant smile on his face along with an empty beer cup in his hand. The some of the random passerbys are giving him a sideways glance of disgust at the white and red sleeved jersey style tee shirt he's wearing. Granted most of those who show disgust are usually the female staff because on the shirt in black highlight and white text it says "I Only Support Gay Marriage" and underneath that in red highlight with white text "if both chicks are hot." AJ merely shrugs it off with indifference and continues on his merry way.
AJ - "Break room... Break room... Ah Ha!"
Apparently reaching his destination he finds a private staff break room which has a small plaque on it with block lettering "STAFF LOUNGE." Pushing open the door he walks in and scans the place from left to right. The room is what you might come to expect from such a place. There's some tables, a small refridgerator, a sink, a couple of vending machines, a microwave and other typical things. Making a bee line for the sink he turns the hot water knob and a slow drain of the life giving fluid pours from the faucet. AJ runs his hand under the water to check for the right temprature and then puts the cup under the faucet and fills the cup.
AJ (giggling mischiefly) - "Doo da doo, doo da doo."
As the water pours into the cup AJ looks to his left where the small white refridgerator rests. He blinks vacantly for a moment as something calculates in his mind. He looks down at the water as it slowly continues fill up the clear plastic cup and then back at the fridge. He turns off the water and sets the cup down on the counter before he steps over to the fridge. Opening up the fridge he leans forward so he can take a mental inventory of what's inside. The fridge is actually rather barren of anything other than condiments and other miscelaneous products. One thing however catches AJ's interest. A carton of Carnation Non-Fat Dairy Creamer.
AJ - "Hmmmmmmmm..."
Pulling himself out and away from the fridge he looks at the cup on the counter and considers....something. As the thoughts race through his mind a wicked gleam sparkles in his eyes as an equally devious smile spreads across his lips. He dumps the water from the cup and then grabs the carton of Carnation Non-Fat Dairy Creamer from the fridge. He looks at the carton with pride and other sinful intentions.
AJ (laughing) - "HAH... YES! This is going to be sooo uber-cool!"
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Cut back to the lockerroom with Walker who is still on the phone with Cindy. Once again through the miracle of modern technology we are able to hear the on-going conversation.
Cindy - "Hey they just ran a promo on the show. You're in a..."
Walker (cutting her off) - "Yeah some staffer gave me the memo."
He looks at the paper that has remained in his hand and scoffs at it before crumpling it up in his fist and tossing it over to a small trash can about fifteen feet away.
Walker (slight smile) - "Swish!"
Cindy (confused) - "What's that?"
Walker - "Huh.. oh... nothing."
Cindy - "Ooookay. What do you know about these guys (keys being clicked) Young and Cage..."
She pauses momentarily waiting for a response before continuing.
Cindy - "Or do I need to the research for you?"
Walker (smirking) - "Isn't that your sole purpose in life?"
Cindy (annoyed) - "Uhm...no. You know Ty, I'm not your god damn slave and..."
Walker - "Whoah, whoah, hold up there kiddo. Calm down. I know the score, well, some of it anyway, maybe...a little."
Cindy (sigh) - "Fine! I don't know why I bother with you sometimes."
Walker - "Because when you get right down to it, there's just nothin' better than your's truely."
Cindy (scoff) - "Pfft, more like there's nothing more lazy and arrogant."
Walker (nod) - "Yeah that too."
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AJ is walking down a hallway towards his next destination. The deviously happy look upon his face is even brighter and he's also equipped with that now sinister looking clear plastic beer cup filled with Carnation Non-Fat Dairy Creamer. The people he pass, some of them who have already taken notice of him before because of his tee shirt are now taking note of his rather disturbingly cheery expression plastered on his face. He ignores them as he moves along his way humming a happy tune. Reaching his destination - the MEN's ROOM - he giggles.
AJ - "Here we go."
Walking into the bathroom it's seems to be devoid of anyone elses presence. AJ goes over to one of the urinals, apparently all his laughing and excitement have nature calling. Just as he finishes up he hears the noise from the outside hall coming into the bathroom.
Somebody - "Yeah, I'll be right there. I got to drop the kids off at the pool."
AJ quickly and safely zips himself up and grabs his cup of Carnation Non-Fat Dairy Creamer and hurries over to one of the three stalls taking the one in the middle. As for the other guy, he's one of the arena security staff. He's pretty big about six foot three and pretty well built. He walks into the bathroom as the 'rush' hits him and he feels the sudden pressure coming over his lower extremities. He gets into the stall and well for matters of taste we'll cut back to AJ who is sitting quietly on the toilet in the stall he occupies.
Security Guy - "Crap!"
The guy spits out as he notices the door's lock doesn't work. Unfortunately for him though it's too late to switch stalls.
Security Guy - "Ungh...man I feel like I'm gonna give birth here!"
AJ is DYING! Not literally, but he is having a bit of difficulty containing his amusement. He calms himself and waits a moment to gain the inner-strength for what he's about to do. When AJ feels his hapless stallmate is fully committed to business at hand he.....
AJ (moaning) - "Uhhhhh...gnaaaaah..."
Security Guy - "...."
AJ (groaning) - "uuuHHHHHggggaaahhhh..."
Security Guy - "...."
AJ making these sounds that are either of extreme pressure on his colon or of extreme pleasure...well you know. The other guy however is completely clueless as to what is or isn't happening and just keeps quiet not wanting to potentially embarass whoever it is in the other stall. AJ however is straining to keep himself composed and not blow his cover.
AJ (more intensified) - "UUUHHH.. UUUHHH!!!"
Security Guy - "...."
AJ - "UUUHHHHH!!! UHHH....AAAHHHHH!!"
AJ who has now standing rears back his arm with the cup of Carnation Non-Fat Dairy Creamer in his hand and swings it forward...
SSSPPPPLLLLOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHH!!!
Security Guy - "....AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
AJ is quietly cracking up as a barely audible splash is heard from inside the other stall as the other in fact just gave birth. In the other stall the Security Guy raises his feet off the floor as he has no clue what that milky white substance is splattered all over the floor and he really doesn't want to know for sure.
AJ bursts through the door of his stall on the verge of exploding into gales of laughter over the situation he kicks in the other stall door and we see the guy with his legs and his pants around the lower half of his legs. AJ poses all thug-like and with his best ghetto impression...
AJ - "You suckas got SERVED!!"
AJ bursts out laughing as he lightly chucks the cup at the guy and leaves laughing his ever loving ass off.
Security Guy (mega pissed) - "SON OF A *****!"
AJ (looking back) - "Ooooh s**t, time to bounce!"
AJ hits a switch on the wall and it kills the lights in the bathroom and he makes a break for it. Only seconds later the the Security Guy bursts out of the bathroom with his boxers up and his pants down around his ankles and to say he's pissed off would be putting it lightly.
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Meanwhile...
Back once again to the lockerroom with Walker who is still on the phone with Cindy, but has since gotten dressed in the pair of black cargo pants and an annoyingly bright orange New York Mets Mike Piazza #31 jersey.
Of course those wonderful advances in technology are in play here.
Walker - "There's not much to say about Cliff Young or Brien Cage. One's an old timer who can't quit because he's broke oh and he's doublely dangerous because he's f**ked in the head. Sheeeeit dude could have a damn senior moment and forget he's in the ring and kill somebody, heh fun. And the others a friggin mute because he's just a bad ass muthaf**ka, damn where have I seen that before, heh heh."
Cindy - "Well, I wouldn't exactly have put it that way."
Walker - "Heh yeah well whatever. At least I've been in the ring with Young, he's got some skill left, or at least I was able to carry him to a win anyway, heh. But Brien Cage, meh, who knows, who cares. Only good thing about this trip is it's in New York."
Cindy - "Aaah."
CRRRAAASSSSHH!!!
Nearly busting through the door is a panicked AJ. Walker turns as he hears the door fly open and bang against the wall. He looks curiously at the goofy look on AJ's face as he pants heavily from running through the halls of the arena.
Walker - "Uuhhh...sup dude?"
AJ (panting) - "Gotta (huff) get going (weeze)"
Walker (to Cindy) - "Gotta go, the village idiot is back, doesn't look good."
AJ - "...someone... after me... (cough)"
Walker clicks the phone off and stuffs it into a pocket. He turns his attention to AJ with an almost knowing look that says...
Walker - "Christ... What the hell did you do now!?"
Until next time...
Fade.