TBirdSCIL
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TV Title Match: The Jobber vs. "Showtime" Steven James
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scwhat82
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Finally
Fade in to Showtime Steven James walking away from "Iggy's", a popular restaurant in Rhode Island, known for their clam clakes, chowder, and doughboys. Showtime finishes his chowder and tosses it in a snow covered garbage can. He looks at the camera and begins.
IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME, OOOOOWWWW BABY IT'S TIME!! You see it is time that the GLCW has finally realized the talent of Showtime Steven James and it is time that i finally get a title shot that i so deserve. Now onto my opponent, Jobber. You know Jobber all i can say is that i'm actually happy that i'm facing you. True, we've had a run in here and there but honestly, i'm just happy to be facing someone who doesn't hang out in dark alleys or thinks he's a vampire or something of that sort. And, unlike other wrestlers, i won't mention any names...Angel Castillo...you actually have some intelligence in you. Meaning i can actually use some big words here and there.
However, make no mistake about it Jobber, you know that no matter if i respect you or not i want that title. You know, as a man of honor, that there is no way i can hold back and i will stop at nothing to get that title. And i know that, as a man of honor, you will do the same.
Now, i've noticed that you don't speak of worshipping cuban actors, you don't talk like you should be on Jerry Springer, and you don't have some annoying manager to get in the way of our match so what do you say Jobber, Do you got what it takes to take the whole damn show? You better, because if you don't you know what will happen, and you know who will win. So get ready Jobber, because it's SHOWTIME.
Fade in to Showtime Steven James walking away from "Iggy's", a popular restaurant in Rhode Island, known for their clam clakes, chowder, and doughboys. Showtime finishes his chowder and tosses it in a snow covered garbage can. He looks at the camera and begins.
IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME, OOOOOWWWW BABY IT'S TIME!! You see it is time that the GLCW has finally realized the talent of Showtime Steven James and it is time that i finally get a title shot that i so deserve. Now onto my opponent, Jobber. You know Jobber all i can say is that i'm actually happy that i'm facing you. True, we've had a run in here and there but honestly, i'm just happy to be facing someone who doesn't hang out in dark alleys or thinks he's a vampire or something of that sort. And, unlike other wrestlers, i won't mention any names...Angel Castillo...you actually have some intelligence in you. Meaning i can actually use some big words here and there.
However, make no mistake about it Jobber, you know that no matter if i respect you or not i want that title. You know, as a man of honor, that there is no way i can hold back and i will stop at nothing to get that title. And i know that, as a man of honor, you will do the same.
Now, i've noticed that you don't speak of worshipping cuban actors, you don't talk like you should be on Jerry Springer, and you don't have some annoying manager to get in the way of our match so what do you say Jobber, Do you got what it takes to take the whole damn show? You better, because if you don't you know what will happen, and you know who will win. So get ready Jobber, because it's SHOWTIME.
ChrisHorowitz
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The Path
(Cue up "Anarchy" by KMFDM)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia estate. Cut to the living room, where the Jobber sits in his well worn couch, seeming more relaxed than he has been in some time.)
The Jobber: I have defeated the golden boy. The man who has been built up for so long by so few has been laid at my feet and his defeat has paid tribute to my greatness. Steven James, the funeral pire of your GLCW career will be the next offering at my alter. I have run through Jared Poe, Sean Edmunds, Castillo, I've gone from the freaks to the self proclaimed legends to those obsessed with a small socialist state 90 miles off Florida. James, what can you do to stop me on my jaunt to Golem, and then to the World title? What do you have that makes you more than the rest who have fallen before me?
The simple fact is you are no different than the others. You've accomplished little to deserve this shot at my television title, and are simply awarded this shot because the Television champion has to defend the Television title on every televised event. In reality you are just another stepping stone on my path to Golem. I have laid down the challenge, and we will meet and this meeting will not be stopped by the likes of you Steven James.
Of course you see yourself as something more, some greater cliche that will triumph over all of the odds. The simple truth is that this is meaningless match to me Steven. You can call yourself "Showtime" but I simply see you as another person I must defeat to achieve my goals. I have no passion, no drive to destroy you, only a simple mechanical knowledge that you have to be shoved to the side before I can settle my score with Golem.
You may see me as a more respectable opponent, and right you are for respecting me. But just remember that this is not a case of mutual respect. I see you simply as a peon that must be crushed simply for the crime of trying to halt my climb towards Golem and Manson. Do not think of yourself as an equal for me Showtime, and try to refrain from building yourself up. The more you build yourself up, the more I will simply have to shoot you down when you enter the ring. This is your first real test in the GLCW Showtime. Don't see it as a case of winning and losing, see it as a chance to prove yourself, to King Krusher and to myself. You will not beat me, and you will not take my title, but if you can fend for youself in that ring and possibly stave off defeat for a moment or two, you will be twice the man you are now. Now you are simply a token opponent, but if you can keep up with me for a bit you can have your loss be a badge of honor rather than just another humiliating defeat.
It may not be much to look foward to, a loss never is. But it really is all you have to look foward to in a match where you are simply out classed. You aren't the whole show, you are simply an athlete on a lower tier of the sport who is being given a chance to go into the ring with someone on the top tier. You will not have the chance to taste such fine wine often in your career, so look foward to your chance to go in the record books as another notch in a long winning streak.
(Fade out)
(Cue up "Anarchy" by KMFDM)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia estate. Cut to the living room, where the Jobber sits in his well worn couch, seeming more relaxed than he has been in some time.)
The Jobber: I have defeated the golden boy. The man who has been built up for so long by so few has been laid at my feet and his defeat has paid tribute to my greatness. Steven James, the funeral pire of your GLCW career will be the next offering at my alter. I have run through Jared Poe, Sean Edmunds, Castillo, I've gone from the freaks to the self proclaimed legends to those obsessed with a small socialist state 90 miles off Florida. James, what can you do to stop me on my jaunt to Golem, and then to the World title? What do you have that makes you more than the rest who have fallen before me?
The simple fact is you are no different than the others. You've accomplished little to deserve this shot at my television title, and are simply awarded this shot because the Television champion has to defend the Television title on every televised event. In reality you are just another stepping stone on my path to Golem. I have laid down the challenge, and we will meet and this meeting will not be stopped by the likes of you Steven James.
Of course you see yourself as something more, some greater cliche that will triumph over all of the odds. The simple truth is that this is meaningless match to me Steven. You can call yourself "Showtime" but I simply see you as another person I must defeat to achieve my goals. I have no passion, no drive to destroy you, only a simple mechanical knowledge that you have to be shoved to the side before I can settle my score with Golem.
You may see me as a more respectable opponent, and right you are for respecting me. But just remember that this is not a case of mutual respect. I see you simply as a peon that must be crushed simply for the crime of trying to halt my climb towards Golem and Manson. Do not think of yourself as an equal for me Showtime, and try to refrain from building yourself up. The more you build yourself up, the more I will simply have to shoot you down when you enter the ring. This is your first real test in the GLCW Showtime. Don't see it as a case of winning and losing, see it as a chance to prove yourself, to King Krusher and to myself. You will not beat me, and you will not take my title, but if you can fend for youself in that ring and possibly stave off defeat for a moment or two, you will be twice the man you are now. Now you are simply a token opponent, but if you can keep up with me for a bit you can have your loss be a badge of honor rather than just another humiliating defeat.
It may not be much to look foward to, a loss never is. But it really is all you have to look foward to in a match where you are simply out classed. You aren't the whole show, you are simply an athlete on a lower tier of the sport who is being given a chance to go into the ring with someone on the top tier. You will not have the chance to taste such fine wine often in your career, so look foward to your chance to go in the record books as another notch in a long winning streak.
(Fade out)
scwhat82
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Fade in to a tv set that is showing Jobber's interview, it ends, then the camera moves to the right and shows Showtime Steven James sitting down in an arm chair and is sleeping. He snores a little bit then wakes up, looks at the tv and begins.
Is it over yet? rubs eyes. Jobber...god damn son, what the hell is with the speech? I felt like i was watching an episode of Mr. Wizard. We should take interviews like this and show them to our prisoners of war to torture them. Either that or anybody who is suffering from imsomnia should watch this because they'll be out like a light in no time.
stands up
Jobber you think you're going to go through me like Rosie O'Donnell through a pizza? I don't think so son, you see I'm not planning on losing, what i'm planning on is kicking your @$$ all over that ring. You see you can look forward to Golem all you want but the fact of the matter is you better keep your eye on the ball because if you don't you will wake up beaten and titless.
So bring your lack of respect for me, bring your eyes that are deadlocked on Golem, and bring the transcript from you interview that should be on a scroll with the first sentence being "Here Ye, Here Ye".
And when i step through that curtain, and the spotlight hits me, and the crowd rises to it's feet you will know that i mean business, and by that i mean SSHHOOWWW BUSINESS BABY!!! LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION.
Fade in to a tv set that is showing Jobber's interview, it ends, then the camera moves to the right and shows Showtime Steven James sitting down in an arm chair and is sleeping. He snores a little bit then wakes up, looks at the tv and begins.
Is it over yet? rubs eyes. Jobber...god damn son, what the hell is with the speech? I felt like i was watching an episode of Mr. Wizard. We should take interviews like this and show them to our prisoners of war to torture them. Either that or anybody who is suffering from imsomnia should watch this because they'll be out like a light in no time.
stands up
Jobber you think you're going to go through me like Rosie O'Donnell through a pizza? I don't think so son, you see I'm not planning on losing, what i'm planning on is kicking your @$$ all over that ring. You see you can look forward to Golem all you want but the fact of the matter is you better keep your eye on the ball because if you don't you will wake up beaten and titless.
So bring your lack of respect for me, bring your eyes that are deadlocked on Golem, and bring the transcript from you interview that should be on a scroll with the first sentence being "Here Ye, Here Ye".
And when i step through that curtain, and the spotlight hits me, and the crowd rises to it's feet you will know that i mean business, and by that i mean SSHHOOWWW BUSINESS BABY!!! LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION.
ChrisHorowitz
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Who Liveth Forever And Ever
(Cue up "Megalomaniac" by KMFDM)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia compound, living room, and all that other stuff.)
The Jobber: Do you have ADD? I mean Jesus, I talked for a couple of minutes and you couldn't even keep up. This can only bode well for me, as you will probably become bored by fighting off a sleeper and simply give up as you cannot concentrate long enough to counter it.
Now, what you are saying is that you, Showtime Steven James the man who cannot pay attention long enough to get the gist of a short interview, the man who has beaten no one of note, the man who seems to think that wrestling is the movie business... That you are the one who is going to take the Television title away from me?
I'm sorry that I bored you, I guess the millions of people I've put in seats simply pales in comparison to the three or four people you've entertained through the years. I guess my nearly endless winning streak, and amazing matches with the legends of this sport are all worthless because some worthless bush leaguer says I'm boring. Who have you ever beaten? What have you ever done? I'll make sure I keep my eye on the prize, my hand on the brass ring, or whatever cliches you were talking about in your little piece. I'm sure you are a much bigger threat to my title than Golem. I'm convinced that an amazing athlete who has done nothing in his career will be able to become Television title by sheer force of his own delusions of grandeur. Yes Showtime Steven James, you must be the better man, I mean come on, you said a witty phrase like "LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!" why am I even bothering to show up, when like the rest of the people who listened to that, i should be trying to figure out what that means in the context of this match.
So continue to tell anyone who will listen that I am boring, because you will be able to do that to all of the pathetic cuban monsters and whatever fiddle and crap you should be facing. But this time, this time you can tell them that you've at least been beaten by a legend.
(Fade out)
(Cue up "Megalomaniac" by KMFDM)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia compound, living room, and all that other stuff.)
The Jobber: Do you have ADD? I mean Jesus, I talked for a couple of minutes and you couldn't even keep up. This can only bode well for me, as you will probably become bored by fighting off a sleeper and simply give up as you cannot concentrate long enough to counter it.
Now, what you are saying is that you, Showtime Steven James the man who cannot pay attention long enough to get the gist of a short interview, the man who has beaten no one of note, the man who seems to think that wrestling is the movie business... That you are the one who is going to take the Television title away from me?
I'm sorry that I bored you, I guess the millions of people I've put in seats simply pales in comparison to the three or four people you've entertained through the years. I guess my nearly endless winning streak, and amazing matches with the legends of this sport are all worthless because some worthless bush leaguer says I'm boring. Who have you ever beaten? What have you ever done? I'll make sure I keep my eye on the prize, my hand on the brass ring, or whatever cliches you were talking about in your little piece. I'm sure you are a much bigger threat to my title than Golem. I'm convinced that an amazing athlete who has done nothing in his career will be able to become Television title by sheer force of his own delusions of grandeur. Yes Showtime Steven James, you must be the better man, I mean come on, you said a witty phrase like "LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!" why am I even bothering to show up, when like the rest of the people who listened to that, i should be trying to figure out what that means in the context of this match.
So continue to tell anyone who will listen that I am boring, because you will be able to do that to all of the pathetic cuban monsters and whatever fiddle and crap you should be facing. But this time, this time you can tell them that you've at least been beaten by a legend.
(Fade out)