SteveA
League Member
We meet again
(the screen comes in on the GLCW backdrop, where Jean Rabesque, as he wears his NEW GLCW T-Shirt, “I Got Your Hype Right Here,” which is available at merchandising stands everywhere, that is, as long as they’re not sold out, but in the mean time Rabesque stands, as he removes his sunglasses, and speaks)
RABESQUE: Well, here we go Sean, what is this one on one, take ten for you? The first nine times haven’t been good enough for you? Having your ass beaten every time before hasn’t squelched that thirst? You know, in some ways I have to admire you Sean. The perseverance, the intestinal fortitude to keep fighting back and fighting back, time after time after time. But then on the other hand, I stop and realize how absolutely pathetic you are. I see you right now and I consume your being. I am everything to you. And as much as you will deny it, you want to beat me more than anything in wrestling right now. And to me, you’re just the next opponent on the docket. Are you a challenge? Sure, but you really a serious threat? Hardly. But don’t think for one second that I’m not taking it seriously Sean, because I know the sun will occasionally shine on a dog’s ass if you give it the opportunity, which is why I’m not going to give you the chance.
You amuse me Sean. You see a few weeks ago, we met in a little tag team match, and for days upon days upon days all I got to hear about was how Sean Edmunds was finally getting another chance to beat Jean Rabesque. You lectured about it, you preached, and you did everything but promise that you would beat me in that tag team match. And then what happened Sean? What happened after that? You hung your tag team partner out to dry! You got fed up, and you realized you couldn’t win the match. So instead of sticking back to take the loss like a man, you ran away and left Savage to take it by himself. Yeah, really freaking honorable Sean. You sure do have a hell of a lot to be proud of.
(Rabesque stops and pauses for a moment, then continues)
And hell, what’s not to be proud of? I mean, it’s not like your biggest career win was in a tag team match at a house show in the middle of nowhere, right? Oh, you claim that it’s not? Then why the last time we met was that all I heard about? You pinned me, finally, after all these years. You won at some forgotten house show, that was supposed to reverse the years of Pay-per-view and television beatings that I gave you. Like that’s somehow going to change the fact that you’re 0 for the last two centuries against me. It didn’t change anything Sean, you just got lucky one night, one night out of a hundred. And how do I know that? How can I be so confident? You proved it to me last time Sean.
So now, taped fists. Different stipulation, same situation. I have a pretty good idea where it came from. Hell, Sean, I wouldn’t have been surprised if you were beating down Malec’s door, trying to get any stipulation added that was possible to make this something other than a pure wrestling match. Why? Because like I said, YOU CAN’T BEAT ME! I don’t care about the stips. Taped fists or not Sean, you’re still the same piece of crap you’ve always been. That’s how it goes, and that’s how it will always be. No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque.
(fade out)
(the screen comes in on the GLCW backdrop, where Jean Rabesque, as he wears his NEW GLCW T-Shirt, “I Got Your Hype Right Here,” which is available at merchandising stands everywhere, that is, as long as they’re not sold out, but in the mean time Rabesque stands, as he removes his sunglasses, and speaks)
RABESQUE: Well, here we go Sean, what is this one on one, take ten for you? The first nine times haven’t been good enough for you? Having your ass beaten every time before hasn’t squelched that thirst? You know, in some ways I have to admire you Sean. The perseverance, the intestinal fortitude to keep fighting back and fighting back, time after time after time. But then on the other hand, I stop and realize how absolutely pathetic you are. I see you right now and I consume your being. I am everything to you. And as much as you will deny it, you want to beat me more than anything in wrestling right now. And to me, you’re just the next opponent on the docket. Are you a challenge? Sure, but you really a serious threat? Hardly. But don’t think for one second that I’m not taking it seriously Sean, because I know the sun will occasionally shine on a dog’s ass if you give it the opportunity, which is why I’m not going to give you the chance.
You amuse me Sean. You see a few weeks ago, we met in a little tag team match, and for days upon days upon days all I got to hear about was how Sean Edmunds was finally getting another chance to beat Jean Rabesque. You lectured about it, you preached, and you did everything but promise that you would beat me in that tag team match. And then what happened Sean? What happened after that? You hung your tag team partner out to dry! You got fed up, and you realized you couldn’t win the match. So instead of sticking back to take the loss like a man, you ran away and left Savage to take it by himself. Yeah, really freaking honorable Sean. You sure do have a hell of a lot to be proud of.
(Rabesque stops and pauses for a moment, then continues)
And hell, what’s not to be proud of? I mean, it’s not like your biggest career win was in a tag team match at a house show in the middle of nowhere, right? Oh, you claim that it’s not? Then why the last time we met was that all I heard about? You pinned me, finally, after all these years. You won at some forgotten house show, that was supposed to reverse the years of Pay-per-view and television beatings that I gave you. Like that’s somehow going to change the fact that you’re 0 for the last two centuries against me. It didn’t change anything Sean, you just got lucky one night, one night out of a hundred. And how do I know that? How can I be so confident? You proved it to me last time Sean.
So now, taped fists. Different stipulation, same situation. I have a pretty good idea where it came from. Hell, Sean, I wouldn’t have been surprised if you were beating down Malec’s door, trying to get any stipulation added that was possible to make this something other than a pure wrestling match. Why? Because like I said, YOU CAN’T BEAT ME! I don’t care about the stips. Taped fists or not Sean, you’re still the same piece of crap you’ve always been. That’s how it goes, and that’s how it will always be. No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque.
(fade out)