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Teaching respect

SteveA

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(the screen comes in on Jean Rabesque, wearing his "NO FALSE GIMMICKS" gear, which is selling like mad at CSWA merchandising stands everywhere, Rabesque removes his shades, looks in at the camera, smirks, and speaks)

Rabesque: "It seems like it's been years. Only so long ago did I pin the immortal GUNS, right in the middle of the ring. Now, let's be honest here, it's not a typical one of my victories. Hell, I'll acknowledge straight up that Kevin Powers came to the ring and blasted GUNS. Yeah, I got it, but to be honest, I don't really care.

You see, GUNS is running around flapping his gums about losing to BOTTOM FEEDERS here in the CSWA. Now, I'll again admit that the outcome of the match MIGHT have been different had Powers not interfered. But let's go over one thing right now. Sure, GUNS, you powered me. You threw me into the third row. You beat me up from pillar to post, every single way possible. But you know what GUNS? I DIDN'T STAY DOWN! After the mortals get chucked into the third row, they stay on the ground, they don't bother to return. I got back up, and I got onto the ring apron (chuckles, as he holds up a chair), and I taught you a little respect. Now, it seems as though I might not have done my job well enough, so if you ever decide you want a second lesson, you just let me know and I will be more than happy to oblige.

So, after GUNS I got the legend of all legends, Henderson Bramble, and following that..... Hornet. A legendary name, but as I look at it now, not so much a legendary wrestler.

Of course, Hornet, I know exactly what you're going to do. You're going to come out on these CSWA airwaves, and you're going to do exactly what GUNS did. You'll talk about how I'm nothing, as if I'm some scrub who doesn't have a damn clue what he's doing. You'll wonder why it is exactly that you're facing nothing but a midcard talent.

And of course, all of that is natural. You ignore what you do not know. But, if you think for one second that I'm anything that can be taken lightly, then you're an even bigger fool than GUNS. Since I came to CSWA, I've had one big name after another lined up and I have stepped up to every single challenge. I don't expect this to be any different. But Hornet, I'll tell you right now that you're going to underestimate the challenge that is front of you. Just a simple warning that I know you're going to ignore. And if you don't want to respect..... I might just have to teach it to you. No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque.

(fade out)
 

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