Tard Ties The Knot

[Chad]

Well, the festivities have wound down and we're sending Tard and Mrs. Tard away for a week of reflection and forced indoctrination into learning how to interact with the "normal" world.

So congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Thomas!

-C

 

[t r e]

Re: Tard Ties The Know

congratulations, you poor bastard.

 

[TH]

Congrats to both, and above all, thanks to Rohypnol for allowing Steve to be able to meet a future bride!

 

[jediPREZ]

I hope his dance lessons with 'Soft Hands' helped!

 

[User Poets]

Merritt, I thought we had a deal. No little Tards running around. Ever.

 

[jediPREZ]

Did they walk out to Barry Windham's music or is Gethard still cooler than him?

 

[jayshort]

It's always been my dream to walk down the aisle to "Do You Smell What the Rock is Cookin?!"

Maybe at my re-dedication ceremony.

Congrats, Steve.

The real fun starts now.

 

[Chad]

Merritt, I thought we had a deal. No little Tards running around. Ever.

I've kept my part of the bargain so far, although we've moved up to DefCon 3.

 

[Chad]

Gethard's still cooler. He used Star Wars music for the reception introductions, but that was about the coolest. Certainly better than the instrumental "Beauty and the Beast" that played before the ceremony started.

Did they walk out to Barry Windham's music or is Gethard still cooler than him?

 

[PaulNJ21]

Congrats Steve!