[The sun sets on Philadelphia as we find oursleves outside the Wachovia Center, the host of EUWC's "Superiority II". About a hundred fans are already lined up outside the venue with over twenty four hours still remaining before the doors open. This is where history for the EUWC will be made when Team Danger makes their second Pay-Per-View appearance for the promotion. Competing in at least three matches Sunday evening, the test begins. But that's tomorrow, today is still time to **** around.]
[The fans chant at the sign of a camera crew collecting footage for the syndicated EUWC programs.]
Crowd: EUWC! EUWC! EUWC!
[These people are morons. This isn't The Who, The Stones or even Springsteen... but it IS Team Danger, so I guess we'll give them a pass this time. We break away from the building itself and take a journey into the backlot of the venue where we find Stephen Greer sitting on the tailgate of the Ford F-150, paying close attention to his laptop.]
Greer: Man, the IPJ's are really taking a beating. Got to love this streaming promo reel Ty set up for the EUWC and WWC. Speaking of which, where in the hell is he?
[Oh, cue the carnage. The roar of the engine echoes through the empty lot as the black and white '67 Shelby GT 500, the personal pride of Tyrone Walker, rips into the lot. Greer's head shoots up as the car barrels toward him, the brakes only being put into action at the last possible second, stopping inches short of colliding with Greer's truck. Both doors fly open and Walker and Kelly Evans emerge. Greer hops down from the truck and embraces his Team Danger partner.]
Greer: About ****ing time, man. I've been sitting here for hours.
Walker: Yeah? Where's your weirdo little friend?
[Greer points at Evans.]
Greer: You brought Kel, dumbass.
Walker: Good call.
Kelly: Hey, **** you both.
Walker: I meant the Doc.
Greer: Oh, "Crime-spree" is out torturing the locals, giving us time to just chill. Did you see this **** Sean Taylor said about me? Trying to give me lectures on how to compose a sentence?
Walker: I know! The IPJ's hooked us up on the road with that clip. I can't believe he didn't get it. The "easy way" is that he dies. "Real easy" is he dies quicker.
Greer: I know! What a tool.
[Greer and Walker both climb into the back of the pickup as Evans leans against the cab.]
Walker: You ready for the match?
Greer: Do you even need to ask? I was born ready to handle this guy. I can't see one thing about him that is going to stop me from just forceably removing his head from his shoulders and walking out with the gold.
Walker: Yeah, but you've been REALLY bi-polar lately. Let's hope the evil "KoP" shows up for this match and not the pansy version.
Greer: What "pansy" version?
Walker: Alright, not "pansy", per se, but the one that loses the big matches. This guy has no idea who you are and is pretending he doesn't care. You need to show him what's up and shut his mouth for good.
Greer: Well, yeah, but trust me, he knows. I've heard the rumors that he's planning to "step up his game" to take me on. Believe me, if what he's offering in promos is an example of the step upward, I'll be back in the locker room with the belt before my music even ends.
[Walker and Greer both laugh as Greer pulls forward a cooler full of Faygo two-liters. Walker chooses his poison and throws back a huge swig as Greer does the same.]
Greer: So, what about your deal? We've been doing our own thing for these freaks with them trying to divide us. What's going on for your match? You ready?
Walker: With who, Hawkeye, that guy?
[Greer nods, Walker laughs.]
Walker: Dude, that guys a rambling mish-mash of nothin' who's only real chance of walking away with a win over me is if he ends up boring me into a coma trying to prove he's some sorta bad ass soldier boy. I mean, damn, did you not see him yammer through minute after pointless, cliche minute of his promo? The IPJ's got you the 'best' of clips of his little speeches, I'm sure.
Greer: Ugh, yeah, I am almost killed myself on the way over listening to them on drive here. But seriously though, if they find a way to bottle his essence, they could cure insomnia in a single blow.
Walker: No doubt, right?
Greer: Right. But I didn't mean just him, are you going to show up and win this thing or am I having to carry us to the finish line as always?
Walker: ****, dude, isn't that your role? To play the pack mule to my Juan Valdez?
Greer: My point, exactly.
Walker: I got it covered, why do you ask?
Greer: Because you got the nasty habit of not showing up when it counts too.
Walker (nod): Aye, this is true, but c'mon, it's friggin' EUWC man.
Kelly: Isn't that what you guys always say?
Greer/Walker: Yeah, and?
Kelly: Just checking.
[Walker and Greer shrug.]
[Greer turns back to Walker.]
Walker: Anyway dude, this is boring, I want to have some fun...
Greer: You want to run the train on Kelly?
Kelly: Excuse me?
Walker: Tempting, but no..
Kelly: Hey, what's wrong with that?
Walker: Uh, yeah, nothin' I guess, good to know in fact, but I had something else in mind.
Kelly (pouting): Ooh...
Greer: You want to go find "crime-spree" and set him loose in the arena overnight?
Walker: DING!! DING!! DING!!
[Greer's brow arches.]
Walker: It's amazing how we think so much alike sometimes...
Greer: Yeah. I think I remember where I dropped him off, lets bail...
[They head for their respective vehicles, Kelly going with Greer.]
[Fade.]
[Static.]