Re: Superbowl of Wrestling: Unnamed Bastard vs. Hacker vs. Luster
(Fade in as "Quite Frankly" returns from commercial. Its studio audience cheers as Stephen A. Smith prepares for audience questions.)
Stephen A. Smith: Now, it is time to hear from you, so that your answers may be revealed.
Audience Member: Stephen A, as the Superbowl of Wrestling approaches, the sports world is focused on one match, and that is the Unnamed Bastard in his match against two other guys. What do you think of this match up?
Stephen A. Smith: Well, it is just like you said, this is a match that pits the Unnamed Bastard, the superior physical specimen up against two people that the general public doesn't really care about. They can't match his conditioning, his intelligence, his power, or his in ring prowess. Quite frankly, it is insulting to think that this match will be anything but a slaughter.
Audience Member: And what do you think of that one guys thing with that woman he hangs around with? Isn't that a little weird or whatever.
Stephen A. Smith: It is RE-DICK-U-LUSS to think that this is even on television. There is nothing Finest about this display from that guy. Quite frankly, that's NOT what you need to be doin. This guy shouldn't be spouting such idiotic NONSENSE, and quite frankly, I don't think he even thinks he has a shot at beating the Unnamed Bastard if this is what he's talkin' bout. In...
(And we fade out.)