(Today we travel to the United Kingdom home of wrestler "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin. Adam is back home on a tour with another company of which for legal purposes we can not name. None the less Adam has taken the time to talk about his up coming match at WFW's Superbowl of wrestling.)
"Superbowl of wrestling!... One of if not thee Mecca's of wrestling PPV's. The received the fax early last evening with the match announcements. Now at first I thought were is my world title shot? But then I realized that I have yet to establish myself in the Worlds Finest.
So I took a look at the name on the dotted line and I cringed. Literally my stomach rolled over into a ball of fire.
You see I am a proud Englishman. I represent my queen and everyone of my countrymen day in and day out.
However much can not be said about A.J Taylor the manager of my opponent "Maximum" Stanley Stone!
(Adam shakes his head)
"No Mr. Taylor who for those of you not familiar two this duo has brainwashed Stone into following his orders. Poor Stanley looks up to this devilish man for some sad reason.
Taylor I know a shyster like yourself knows the likes of "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin. My name was one name you could never manipulate or even get a word with. I heard of your failures of daddy's money and stood far away from anything with your name on it.
yet some how you got to Stone. How I I guess the world will truly never know...
However what they will know is that at the Superbowl of wrestling Yours Truly is going to out wrestle, out class, and out shine Stone all night long....
"I Came to American to show these fans what a true wrestler was all about. Stone you and your manager left England looking down on it. To me that is dishonoring the queen... Which in my eyes is a immediate sentence of punishment.
At Superbowl of wrestling I am going to stretch you and teach you respect. For I am the not only the greatest English wrestler, I am also soon to be the worlds Finest! See you at soon mate!
[The camera zooms on the face of A.J. Taylor. He sports a slightly oversized black suit with light pink pinstripes. He wears a pink tie and pink dress shirt. His black hair is slicked back, and he wears oversized black sunglasses. He frantically runs from room to room. He stops in one.]
Taylor: Have any of you seen this sorry sod? [He holds up a conveniently stashed 8x6 glossy of "Maximum" Stanley Stone]
[[font="][/font]Zoom to a woman buttoning up her blouse. Zoom on a man's horrified face.]
Man: Uhh... no? Sorry.
[Taylor awkwardly stares at them for a moment.]
Taylor: Well, carry on your repopulation then.
[He frantically runs out of the doorway and down the hallway a bit further. He suddenly starts breathing heavily. He is out of shape. He smiles at the camera as he regains his composure.]
Taylor: Andrew James Taylor, here. The world's greatest promoter. [suddenly begins talking in a "Crocodile Hunter" accent] Crikey, I'm looking for the world's most dangerous idiot! [end of accent. He begins yelling.] HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS BOY? [He points. Suddenly, he hears something and charges into a classroom.]
[A rather old man is pointing at a world map covered in various spots of red. He speaks in a thick English accent.]
Man: The British Empire once covered the globe! From Ceylon to Canada... from Australia to Nigeria! From...
[Taylor charges in. He sees "Maximum" Stanley Stone scribbing notes rapidly in his notebook. Taylor grabs him by the arm and drags him out of the classroom.]
Taylor: Sorry, continuing your... well, whatever you're doing. Intellectualizing and what have you.
[Zoom to the professor's bewildered face. Cut to Taylor and Stanley in the hallway.]
Taylor: What the hell are you doing? You have a match against this [rips a piece of notebook paper out of his jacket pocket]... well, I can't read my own writing.
Stone: Adam Benjamin.
Taylor: Yeah, whatever. I've never heard of him.
Stone: I've seen him. He's quite good. I saw him once wrestle in Manchester...
Taylor: Shut up! What the bloody hell were you doing in the class anyway, you hopeless, sorry sod?
Stone: Self-improvement, sir.
Taylor: Listen, the only way you're going to improve is by listening to me. This... well, whatever you were just doing to crap out on your match... it's no good. It's useless in the real world.
Stone: Wrestling skills are useful in the real world?
Taylor: Yes, they're good for my bank account. So, now shut up, and listen. Actually, come with me....
[Stone and Taylor walk into a classroom and sit down. A screen comes down from the ceiling and a projector begins to play footage of Adam Benjamin.]
Stone: I thought you didn't know who he is?
Taylor: Dramatic flourish... now, listen... at the Superbowl of Wrestling, it's you and this guy...
[We see Benjamin powerbombing a helpless opponent]
Stone: Listen, boss. This is our first match at World's Finest Wrestling, and I'm not going to let you down. You've brought us here... and I'm ready for this match. I've been training... and I know this is going to be the toughest match of my career...
[Clips of Stone wrestling in the UK begin to flash on the screen. We see the back of Stone's head as he continues to talk.]
Stone: I respect Adam Benjamin. But, at the Superbowl of Wrestling, I am going to show you, boss, and the world that "Maximum" Stanley Stone is the best mat technician in the world.
Taylor: You're still a stupid sod.
Stone: Yes, sir.
(Fade into "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin standing watching Stanly Stone's interview. Adam is seen shaking his head as he begins talking)
"I stand alone... Order are taking not given to Yours Truly... When I enter the square circle, I enter for myself and myself only.....
Now my opponent and I have one thing in common.... We are from the greatest country in the world... No not corporate America... I am talking about England!!!!!!!!!
"However the comparisons stop on a dime after our homelands. See on one hand you have a leader and on other you have a follower....
Now Yours Truly leads himself inside the ring. I enter the ring to get the job done for myself. Stone you are a follower... You think you have to do things to empress A.J Taylor.
Stone listen now before you become a full blown puppeteer... You do not have to prove anything to anyone in this business... It is when you have to prove something you are actually self doubting yourself....
(Adam rolls his neck)
"Taylor can tell you he has never heard of me all he wants. But I know you have... And truth be told I know for sure he does as well. You see I am the United Kingdom's international superstar. I won a gold medal at the good will games for England, I have come to American to spread the word of the queen and try and bring honor to a land of misfit and termites.
And at the Super bowl of wrestling I am going to show you first hand what true technical wrestling is all about.
You know watching that interview with you two was truly sickening. I actually was thankful that you two did not happen to cross a mistletoe. But at last I am sure that once the camera stop rolling good old A.J took you for your evening walk...
"Watching tapes of my matches will do you no good come Super Bowl of Wrestling. All you are going to get from them is a depression. You are going to think about my moves and my abilities and channel my greatness into a spiral uppercut straight at your own inner falsehoods.
In this sport Stanley we all can not be winners. And at Super Bowl of Wrestling you have been cased as the loser. Keep your head up, I promise to make you look good out there mate....
(Fade into a make shift office. Seen sitting at a desk is "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin going over some paper work)
"So the Worlds Finest is looking for a new face to lead them... Now I noticed there are several faces on the list of candidates that could possible get the job done. However Yours Truly is a perfectionist and just sliding by and getting the job done is not how I prefer to do business.
No Yours Truly handles business much like me handles the fine sport of professional wrestling. I get in there and make people change to my style, my grace, and most of all my ability.
So it is with great honor that I add my name to the list of hopefuls.... However I am not trying to be the next president of the WFW... I am not a man who follows other peoples foot prints. I lead my own path of success.
That being said I will not be the next anything... I will in fact however be the FIRST KING to rule Worlds Finest Wrestling.
(Adam soaks up the air)
"It is time for Royalty to grace each and everyone of you out there in TV land.... "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin stands before you a blue blood as well as a knight. "Sir" Adam Benjamin a name given to me by the queen herself. The Queen of England!!!!!!!!!!!
(Adam looks upwards smiling)
"And it is with this honor that I will bring respect back not only inside the ring... But as the WFW's King I will bring honor back to a entire promotion.
My path to the thrown begins at the Super Bowl of Wrestling. Live on PPV fans across the world can bare witness to the international icon as I systematically break down Stone right in the middle of the ring.
The year is 2006 and you are looking at the this years Platinum wrestler. I work hard to get to were I am today. Many of you fans and so called experts have looked past me... Well now it is time for you all to stand back and admire what a true genuine athlete is all about.
So all hale Your King of Wrestling "Yours Truly" Adam Benjamin!!!!!
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