[SSVIII] Lethal Lottery Championships: Astros/TAP (c) vs. Varga/Otaku

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The Evil One of GCW teams up with wrestling's resident anime nerd to challenge the Lethal Lottery Champions, the former NAPW Champion and the TEAM rising star.

Match held at the Phillips Arena in Atlanta, GA. One fall to a finish. All regular RP rules apply. RP deadline is Saturday, May 31st at 11:59:59 PM, give or take a second.

 

[Evil James]

Fade in to "The Violator" James Varga sitting on his couch wearing a black GCW logo T-shirt watching the TEAM Television Network when an ad comes across the television screen that is promoting the TEAM Super Shows. The matches that are going to be on the show are being shown to hype it on the local television network. James gets excited because he knows that the PRIME vs. GCW match will be on this show. That's when the match listing comes across the screen and he reads it out loud.

Varga: "Simply Beautiful, Jason Natas, Union Jack and Jimmy Bonafide versus Chris Bagwell, Thom LeStrange, Zacharia Taylor and Brad Jackson..."

His voice trails off. He looks angry and then watches some more as his match is shown next. He doesn't read it out loud but he does read "TEAM Lethal Lottery champions TAP and Astros versus Varga and Otaku." This doesn't matter to him. Here he is, with a camera crew in tow ready to bash PRIME as the card is announced and now he finds out he's not on Team GCW and is not too happy about it at all."

Varga: "What the **** is this ****ing bull****? Me, not on Team GCW? What a travesty of justice this is! Team GCW is so going to ****ing lose now. And I know why I wasn't put on the team. It's because I'm not considered to be 'new' in GCW. Well I've only been there since Febuary. That's considered new, yes? Well to me it's just another part of the vast conspiracy in GCW against me and my tag team partner AXEL Action."

He shakes his head in disbelief.

Varga: "What ****ing bull****. I hope they ****ing lose. In fact, without me on the team, they will lose. Bagwell is going to be stuck carrying the team on his shoulders. Jackson will do great too but that match lost it's buzz when both me and AXEL were left out of it.

It's a complete conspiracy against the New God of Wrestling and his partner in crime AXEL Action. See, I look at it like this. GCW's team needs more veteran leadership. However, PRIME's team of Natas, Union Jack, Jimmy Bonafide, and Simply Beautiful are going to destroy our team now thanks in part to GCW management's ****-up in regards to this match.

Let me give some analysis on this, ok. Team GCW with me is a five star kick ass team that is guaranteed to win. However, without me, Team GCW ends up diving to a two star team and will lose. It's that simple. Team GCW is going to job because of a conspiracy against me.

In fact, I'm no longer associating myself with them. I've found a place where they don't pull stunts like these."

Varga stands up and takes off his T-shirt to reveal an NFW T-shirt underneath. He then tosses his GCW shirt across the room and sits back down on the couch.

Varga: "NFW...new home of Varga. And now I'm in a Lethal Lottery Tag Team Championship match teaming with Otaku. Well, guess what? Otaku, this is your lucky day. I'm motivated and pissed off to kick somebody's ass so that works in your favor.

TEAM, just like NFW quickly found out, has found a new God. So if you people want to chant for a real God get on your knees right now and bow down to the legend that is Varga.

See it goes like this. I am the brightest shining star in wrestling and will continue to shine even brighter as the years go on.

Years from now, you'll all look back on this and remember it like it was seeing a legend like Wayne Gretzky or Michael Jordan in their rookie year. You know that I'm going to be a star. The biggest one of all time.

You all will be building pyramids and temples in my honor by the time my career is done. It started with the TEAM Invitational Tournament and then the chaos I caused in the NFW Television Championship Royale.

Now, it's time to finally win some gold. Some TEAM gold, that is. Next on my list is some NFW gold but this will do good as well.

Otaku, brother, you'd best bring your A-game because I will and if we both give it our all, we can take these guys.

TAP and Astros, your time as the Lethal Lottery Champions is coming to an end. This is your Apocalypto so to speak. You guys are the Mayans and we are the Conquistadors coming to kick your ass.

Champs, your time has come and gone. It's time for some new champions and their names are James Varga and Otaku.

Your time is over...

It's time for a new era...

An era filled with pain and destruction..."

Varga gets up off of his couch and walks down the hallway to his room as the scene fades to black.

Cut.

 

[EpyonMarx]

Ooooooo... floating apple...

[FADE IN… to an open notebook? The two pages we see are lined, but otherwise blank and barren. The room itself is totally dark, excepting the lone, dim spotlight that lets us see the notebook. There is no other sound, but a strange urge creeps over us; a curiosity, almost as if something is crying, straining to be heard…

“What’s that?” we have to ask ourselves. “You want me to touch you, Mister Notebook?” (isn’t it strange these things normally become ‘Mister’?)

We slowly ZOOM CLOSER, inch by terrible inch…]

Voice: DON’T TOUCH THAT!!

[And with that, the lights CUT IN, and we ZOOM OUT RAPIDLY, showing the, open, notebook, sitting atop a stone pedestal, roughly four feet tall. Next to the book, there’s a quill and ink-pot. The rest of the room is slowly seeping into our line of sight, and we see… we see…

Row upon row upon row of coloured spines and not-so-fancy writing? Is that the Tokyopop symbol over on that one? And that’s the SJ Advance!

Oh great. Guess where we are.

And those figurines over there should give you another clue]

Otaku: [rushing into view] NO TOUCHIE MY NOTEBOOK! My plan isn’t ready. I’M not ready to give it up! Not yet…

[‘Huh?’]

Otaku: No, Ryuk, you can’t have an apple! Not right now… I haven’t got any to give you right now, have I?

Oh, don’t sulk! Listen, I’ll get Light’s dad to make the trade with you, how’s that?

Good.

[Has he gone cuckoo? Or is he just talking to himself? Whatever his reason, he’s dressed rather shabbily – like a young prodigal student, with… white hair? And he’s finally noticed the camera. Oh joy]

Otaku: Erm… forget you heard that, OK? It’s just… well… this notebook’s very… special I guess is the right word. And I didn’t want you to get scared when Ryuk suddenly appeared in front of you. Rem I wouldn’t mind, she’s not so bad, but Ryuk’s scary looking…

Yes you are! Bad shinigami! Answer back again and I won’t give you an apple!

[The time between his last match, in Empire Pro Wrestling some months ago, and this one must’ve taken a toll on his psyche. Either that or he’s cosplaying a self-written fanfiction again. Probably the latter]

Otaku: WELL, enough about that! That plan’s not fully prepared yet, I’m still trying to figure something out about L so I don’t need to use Misa-Misa to kill him. You’re here from TEAM, right?

[pause]

Otaku: YATTA! That means I’m in the Lethal Lottery?! I get a chance to win the titles? Oh man, Beau’s gonna…

What do you mean, Ryuk? It’s not Beau Michaels I’m teaming with? But I thought…

OOOOoohhh, that wasn’t just for the first match? I didn’t know that.

The Violator James Varga? Sounds like a baddie from a really old ANIME! [dramatic pose]

Otaku: OK, OK, I get it! I’ll get right on checking out who and what he is. You worry a lot for a shinigami, don’t you?

Right, where was I? Oh yeah, TEAM…

Well, I’ve really not got anything against the tag champs. I mean, they beat Troy and Dan, so they must be quite good, right? And this is… my third match? Fourth? So I’m really looking forward to it.

You see, I’ve got a plan. I know they’re gonna say how great they are, and I’ve anticipated that, so they might say something different, but I’ve anticipated that, and rigged a petrol-bag with a lighter in case they get into the drawer without disconnecting the circuit first. Of course, they probably already know about that and have captured Misa-chan, but I’ve anticipated that and anticipated their anticipation… [this goes on for some time, viewers. Go on, get yourself a cup of coffee. He’s really taking this role kinda seriously, so he’s got a loooong way to go for this explanation. You’re lucky this is a video and not a manga, or it’d be one of the thickest manga’s you’ve ever read!]










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[Looks like he’s wrapping it up now]

Otaku: So as you can see, there’s not a single flaw in my plan! Me and James’ll win! Not even Nate River, aka Near, can foil this plan! Man, Light’d be so proud of me…

OH! Sorry, I guess I should kinda explain a bit more simply, shouldn’t I? Well, you see, this notebook guarantees victory! So long as I know someone’s name and can picture their face when I write it down in this Deathnote [Editors Note: That’s what he’s watching! Finally! Ed.]… well, I can kinda sorta control them for up to twenty three days.

And the match is only in a couple more days! And it works even if it’s only a scrap from the Deathnote I use.

See? BRILLIANT!

So, urm… yeah. I guess I better investigate this ‘James Varga’ character. I wonder if he can see shinigami too?

Coming, Ryuk?

[With that, Otaku stands, and starts to walk out of the room, doubling back to pick up his ‘Deathnote’. FADE OU…

Is that apple just floating?!?! FADE OUT QUICK!!!]

Voiceover: Next time, on Otaku…

Otaku: Hey guys! Otaku here! Man, that was a close call, but we got away from them! And we know their secret now too! Maybe we can come up with a plan and put an end to the bloodshed once and for all.

Next time, on Otaku – Violating the Violator, Beau Michaels Returns!

WHAAAAAAT? Beau’s missing?

Drat!

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