New Life.
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Darkness.)
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NOVA (V/O): “Johnny…”
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(FADEIN: A well-lit room with sparsely decorated walls and a folding table. On the side opposite the camera sits the EAGLEstar and borderline inactive TEAM competitor, NOVA, seated in a folding chair and dressed in jeans, a black bandanna, and a black sleeveless t-shirt that reads
TEAM EPICENTER Presents SuperShow III, Live from the Yorilove.com Casino, April 24<sup>th</sup>, 2007! On the tabletop in front of are splayed the NFW World Heavyweight Championship and TEAM’s own Championship of Champions, and behind him hanging from the ceiling is the familiar black-and-yellow TEAM banner that usually adorns his promo spots.)
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NOVA: “Johnny, Johnny, Johnny…we’ve never talked face-to-face, but I already know we’re more alike than you probably think. We’re both World Champions – actually I guess you trump me there with SCCW’s ‘Universal’ moniker – in our respective corners of the industry…” (Grinning wryly) “…and we’ve both been humbled on the grand competitive stage by a certain Amazon – we’ll just call her Trindsay Loy.”
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(The EAGLEstar appears to reach for something, but he withdraws his hand, balling it into a fist and shaking it slowly back and forth.)
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NOVA: “I don’t know how badly you want to win the Championship of Champions, John…but before I yell ‘Cut!’ on this little promo package of mine, I hope to give you some measure of insight into how badly I want to
keep it.” (Holding up a videotape) “You know what this is? This is a copy of TEAM’s SuperShow VII…my ONLY CoC defense in the last YEAR. I know, I know…those numbers just don’t add up. At the very least there are twelve months in a year, right? Well, that’s just how the 2007-2008 seasonal competitive cookie happened to crumble, and now I can’t shake the nagging suspicion that in the end, the impressive duration of my reign as the top titleholder in the company will be viewed as ‘Paper Champion’ material. I don’t want that, John. Defending against Dan Ryan, that was great. But it was 2007, just like the Tournament of Champions, just like the Contenders’ match and the showdown with <st1>T<st1:city w:st="on">roy</st1:city></st1>, Ryan, and Irish, just like
everything else.
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“I had a phenomenal run in ’07, across federational lines, and I accomplished a lot. But I gotta tell ya, John-Boy…what I don’t want more than anything else is for people to look back and say 2007 was the greatest year of Nova’s career. What I want is for them to look to 2008 and say “Man, as good as ’07 was, in ’08 Nova won the NFW World Heavyweight Championship…and had that match against Johnathan Rhine for the Championship of Champions that was Off. The F*ckin’.
HOOK. So I need ya, Johnny. I need ya to legitimize this title reign of mine, and it can happen regardless of who emerges with the belt in their hands, as long as you and I are both committed to making this the greatest CoC match of ALL TIME. I know you’re up to it. I haven’t watched a boatload of SCCW television, I freely admit it, but I know you went something like thirteen in a row there without picking up a check in the ‘Loss’ column. I know you got one over on ‘Ginger-Kid Douchebag Extraordinaire’ Clinton Sage, and from personal experience I know that’s no easy feat. So basically…I need ‘New Life’ Johnathan Rhine to inject some ‘New Life’ into the Championship of Champions, plain and simple.”
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(NOVA begins shuffling in his pocket again.)
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NOVA: “Now…I’ve told you what I need from you. To that end, here’s my part of the bargain…
hrmph…man, I really need to switch to straight-leg jeans…”
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(The EAGLEstar finishes fidgeting around and tosses a pack of cigarettes and a sack of sweet, stinky ganja onto the tabletop.)
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NOVA: “I’ll play it straight until after our showdown in<st1:city w:st="on"><st1> Atlanta</st1></st1:city>. No cigarettes.” *Voice crack* “No herb. No booze…”
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(NOVA reaches down, holds up a half-empty (or half-full?) bottle of bourbon, sighs loudly, and lobs it over his shoulder. It shatters against the concrete wall behind him. NOVA winces at the sound and then eyes the pack of cigarettes on the table.)
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NOVA: “Oh, f*ck it, one more. One more cig for the road.”
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(He lights a cigarette and leans back in his chair, hooking his knees under the tabletop.)
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NOVA: (Exhaling smoke) “Are you
listening to me, John? I’ve never done this for anyone, so you better be blushing your ass off somewhere right now. I’m serious as a mother-f*ckin’ HEART ATTACK about making this match one for the books, one you’ll be able to point to in thirty-five years when you’re explaining why Grandpa can’t get down on all fours and play with lil’ Johnny Jr.’s fire trucks because his knees were blown out from wrestling matches like this one that captivated a million f*ckin’ people. And I’ll be right there with ya, senile as a bag of half-rotten avocados from years of drug-related indiscretions, talkin’ to my dialysis machine about the Glory Days and that nice kid with the blonde hair who helped me bring thousands to their feet in the Phillips Arena in the summer of 2008.”
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(The EAGLEstar swings his legs around, stares down at the lit cigarette in his hand, and then flicks it away before standing up.)
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NOVA: “There’s no time to waste, Johnny! Lock it up, lock it in, then it’s time to begin…preparation for the MATCH OF YOUR LIFE.”
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FTB)