[SS 2005] European Title Battle Royale

[MattPickstock]

** EUWC European Championship Match **

Post any promos for the above match below.

RP Deadline is Friday August 19 at Midnight (Eastern Standard Time). All in-card promos and strats are to be sent to euwc_office@yahoo.com by the RP Deadline.

 

[Haz-e]

(I'm assuming this thread is now the promo thread for the Battle Royale)

TT Gets a Title Shot

The scene opens on the same house that we visited before, looking as pristine and perfect as ever. This time however the camera shifts to the side and runs past rows of beautiful flowers, then rises to catch McGraw mowing the lawn.

McGraw: "Glad to see you stopped by again"

He smiles and lowers his hands from the handles of the mower, which procedes to run on without him.

McGraw: "I honestly couldn't believe it when I heard it, my first match; a title shot! I don't think anyone could ask for a better debut"

The mower runs through a plate glass door behind TT.

McGraw: "I've got a lot of competiton in this match, but frankly I don't care. Getting here was difficult enough so any other problems I might face are nothing more than minor inconveniances."

McGraw wipes his hands on his 'Jesus was a wrestler' apron and then looks seriously at the camera.

McGraw: "I'm in this business to win. I appreciate that on first impressions that might seem like a joke, but I assure you there is nothing funny about it. Even if I don't win this match which - let's face it - is likely given who i'm up against, I wont let it faze me because I know that one day i'm going to get what's coming to me. And right now, that looks like the European Championship."

TT starts walking back towards the house but as he opens the door looks over his shoulder and says lowly.

McGraw: "To my fellow athletes competing in this match: I wish you the best of luck. This'll be a great match, and i'm glad to be a part of it. I'll be even more glad if I leave with that belt around my waist. See you in the ring"

He dissapears into the house and the camera zooms back out. The sun is setting behind it and somewhere in the differece birds are chirping happily. The calm before the storm.

 

[T. Waring]

Re: [SS 2005] The Odinist vs T. Waring

*The scene opens with a camera moving across thousands of fans lining up outside the RCA Dome in Indainapolis, Indiana. The crowds are cheering madly as the camera passes by them. There are armed guards by the enterance pushing back fans. The camera switches to inside the building and there we meet a man dressed in a black T-shirt, white reebok pants and nike trainers. The man is seated behind a desk loaded with T-shirts. This man is non other than T. Waring. Waring is waiting it seems to do a T-shirt signing and the table is full of the new "T.Waring" T-shirts.*

Waring: Yo Tony, what do i have to do here?

Tony: Just sign the T-shirt and then we are allowing the fans one question each.

Waring: Ok, send them in.

*The doors open and the fans barge in, knocking over a guard in the process. They all mill up and T. Waring stands up to address the fans*

Waring: Look guys, first off thanks for coming. You all get a T-shirt and you can ask my one question about anything. Ok first guy!

*A skinny guy with long hair walks over to Waring, he has braces and spots. Waring stops himself laughing as he signs the shirt.*

Waring: There you go son, and your question?

Geek: Yeah, did you know.....

Waring: Next!

*The geek walks away sulking as a large woman comes up. Waring signs the shirt and then mutters under his breath.*

Woman: Are you married?

Waring: Erm ye and evn if you was the last woman on earth I would not marry you. NEXT!

*A man in a EUWC t-shirt is next up.*

Waring: There you go, question?

Man: What do you think of Lt. Hawkeye? A potentail threat to the Euro title battle royal match?

Waring: Ah, a decent question. This Hawkeye has the skills to make it onto the bumbling San Fran 49ers but nothing esle. He cant wrestle, he cant win and come Sizzler I will personally defeat him.

Man: what about the other guys?

Waring: Ok, ill say my piece on all of them. Firstly TT Mcgraw. I never seen him wrestle and already i aint impressed. Maybe instead of coming he should host his own gardening show. Yeah, what is he going to do, threaten me while mowing the dam lawn. Give me a break. This guy wishes me good luck. I dont need luck. That is a mistake. TT Mcgraw will earn about no luck and great matches. It will only be good when i beat all of them bindlestiffs.

Next, I come to a guy who has experience in this match. Texas Lightning. Please...he couldnt wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag. This has-been wont be much of a threat. I thought this guy had quit but he gets a free title shot. I guess as he got it free, he will be wresstling for something. That something is $100 just to feed his wife and like 7 kids.

The monster makes his debut in the match. What a joke. The guy proberbly wont even get in the ring with out tiring himself. I bet he goes on a daily drive-thru errand. Yeah go down a street, stop at a mcdonalds and buy his dinner of 100 chicken nuggets. He then walks down the street to the next fast food joint and buys another 5 cheeseburgers. No wonder he like 550 pounds of pure fat. Jeez, his BO will be so bad us other guys will have to wear nosepegs to wrestle. He may even try to bite my head cause he things its a burger. Like i said this guy will be taken away to get lipo suction during the match and isnt worth me wasting energy to eliminate him.

Next, we have 'the hitman' Tony Delucci. Do you think you roll with the mafia. Are you this gangstar. You going to eliminate me before the match, so you can win. Man, give me a break. All this gangsta crap wont win you the match. Just dont bother coming to the dam match until you get a decent name like...ummm T.Waring.

Nick elliot wont bother me, the match or anyone. Hes had his chance and he blew it.

That leaves me with one important guy. The speadhead of this match. The best guy in the ring. Me. I will just walk in and whoop ass like no one. I will be champion weather anyone likes it. Then TD wont have all the titles. So, you know I will win. I am the best and im can actually wrestle.

*T. Waring goes back to signing T-shirts as the screen cuts to black*

 

[Haz-e]

Re: [SS 2005] The Odinist vs T. Waring

TT's First Promo

The scene opens on McGraw sitting at a table in a book shop. Next to him, piled higher than his head, is a mound of 'Jesus was a wrestler' t-shirts. He holds a pen in his hand and smiles at something off-screen. The camera pans round to reveal a doorway guarded by two fat guys with pepper spray. McGraw was smiling at someone as they walked through the doors, however they walk right past him and carry on into the 'Business Literature' section.
Satyre at it's very finest.

McGraw: "Between signing t-shirts and mowing my lawn I havn't had much time to prepare for the match since we last met. As you can see i'm very busy; Ernie and Bruce are having a really hard time keeping the fans in order, in fact I think we've had to turn a few away. Isn't that right boys?

The 'Guards' look awkwardly at each other before nodding unconvincingly. The camera focuses on the outside and the people, or rather the lack thereof.


McGraw: "It's not suprising. When you're a big superstar like me you get used to having to beat off the scum in order to unearth the gold, or something. To be honest I don't really know what that saying means. Or if it's even a saying.
Anyway. I hear my friend 'The Commander' is really popular now that he's got his title shot. Sure must be a kick in the teeth to someone like him to see a guy like me who's yet to wrestle in this federation get granted the same opportunity. That's probably an insight into how highly the fed thinks of him, or maybe just into his wrestling ability. Frankly I don't know, I've never followed wrestling."

McGraw stands and walks over to a nearby bookshelf, thumbs through the literature on offer before gasping in happyness and withdrawing a particular book. TT holds the cover upright so the camera can see the title - it's 'Waste Management for Dummies' - whilst he flicks through it, apparently interested in the content.
Finally he places it back amongst the other books and turns to the camera.

McGraw: How rude of me, I havn't mentioned any of my other opponents. Well, there is a reason for that - namely that none of them have chosen to mouth of furiously......yet.
Anywho, I'd better be going; I've got t-shirts to sign.

TT goes back to the desk; there is still no one there. An old women walks directly across the cameras shot and someone off screen swears.
The promo fades to black.

 

[T. Waring]

*The scene opens up in the european country of England. The camera has zoomed in on the st georges flag. The camera then moves to the area where the flag is. We see buckingham palace, Big Ben and other places. The sun is beating down hard of the tiny country of England. The camera then zooms out and a man can be seen in the distance. He is standing in front of Buckingham Palace. He has a "T.Waring" shirt on and blue jeans. The man is actually T.Waring himself. With only 3 days to Summer Sizzler, why is T. Waring is England?*

Waring: Welcome to England!. As EUWC European champion I will be representing all of EUWCs european fans and what a better way to do it then to visit a european country. So i have taken time out of my busy timetable and im going to visit places around London. Care to follow?

*The scene cuts to the Tower of London. Waring is eating an ice cream while admiring the history.*

Waring: I have to say im impressed. We get to look at some guys with idoitic suits on. What a waste. Just like my opponent at Sizzler Jason Rayne. He thinks he is the next best thing. Well, I am the best thing so dam a dam seat and watch THE BEST THING is action as he kicks your ass. I never seen you wrestle and i proberbly wont at Sizzler after I defeat you. Then you will have experienced an ass whopping by the best thing you gave ever seen. Cmon.

*The scene switches to black and the scene reopens at Chelsea soccer stadium. Waring is seated on a bench outside.*

Waring: So this is the team that brought the English soccer division. I say well played to them even if i dont know what soccer is like. It seems like group of puffs running around aimlessly. Just like all my opponents at Sizzler. Come on. Do i even have to break sweat to beat these guys. Look at "the man of the hour" Nick Elliot. Where did he get his title shot from. I never even seen him in EUWC during my time. So when are you the man? Between 1am and 2am, 12pm and 1pm or maybe during the prime time. You sound like you need a clock to accompany you to ringside so you dont miss the hour. Anyway lets move on.

*The scene again goes black. It then opens at a Mcdonalds on Oxford Street. Waring is standing outside with a smile on his face.*

Waring: So i have come to the home of the monster. Well one of his many homes. You see eating burgers all day isnt good for you my man. Will you even be able to walk down to the ring without getting stitch. Man, i bet you need custom made clothes to. Everyone might make you number one to win the match, but the real question is can you last the match? I think not. If its left between you and me, then you will be so tired then i could just knock you over and pin you. You got no chance in this match. What you need is a tow truck handy on ring side just to get you down into the ring. Or just go on a diet.

*The scene fades into another location. This time its an army camp. Waring is standing outside again.*

Waring: Look at those army boys hard at work. Well im sure Lt. Hawkeye would be hard at work training if he didnt get discharged. Yeah, i read into your past. You are a disgrace to the US of A. Come back when you desreve to be in a match with me. I only fight people with honor so i can take it away from them. You even tried to cheat to beat me. You disrepected me and look what happened. I kicked you ass. Go home junoir, theres no chance you will win the title.

*The scene again switches, but strangly it switches to a garden. Waring is standing in the middle with a lawn mower in his hand.*

Waring: Finally, I come to TT McGraw. Our resident gardener. You like my lawnmower? Out of date? Maybe we can catch up after i win the title and you can give me some gardening tips. Oh, and i was popualr before i got a title shot. Pickstock only put people like you in the match because he needs a use for you. I am well in favour in the EUWC management. They wouldnt give me the shot in the first place. But now that Odinist has taken his ball and gone home, I am not handed the title like i should do, no no no. I have to wreslte in this clown conversion match just to win the dam thing. I dont mind, I will win the match and get a ticket to Ultra Brawl, while you losers have to sit on your cheap couches and watch the greatest living wrestler alive, me, kick some sorry guys ass as i defend what will be my new European title and i sure as hell dont need fast food resturants, clocks, gardening tips, or any other idiotic captions to make myself look good to win the match.

*As Waring says this he gives the camera 2 fingers as the screen fades to black*

 

[T. Waring]

*The scene opens up in the european country of England. The camera has zoomed in on the st georges flag. The camera then moves to the area where the flag is. We see buckingham palace, Big Ben and other places. The sun is beating down hard of the tiny country of England. The camera then zooms out and a man can be seen in the distance. He is standing in front of Buckingham Palace. He has a "T.Waring" shirt on and blue jeans. The man is actually T.Waring himself. With only 3 days to Summer Sizzler, why is T. Waring is England?*

Waring: Welcome to England!. As EUWC European champion I will be representing all of EUWCs european fans and what a better way to do it then to visit a european country. So i have taken time out of my busy timetable and im going to visit places around London. Care to follow?

*The scene cuts to the Tower of London. Waring is eating an ice cream while admiring the history.*

Waring: I have to say im impressed. We get to look at some guys with idoitic suits on. What a waste. Just like my opponent at Sizzler Jason Rayne. He thinks he is the next best thing. Well, I am the best thing so dam a dam seat and watch THE BEST THING is action as he kicks your ass. I never seen you wrestle and i proberbly wont at Sizzler after I defeat you. Then you will have experienced an ass whopping by the best thing you gave ever seen. Cmon.

*The scene switches to black and the scene reopens at Chelsea soccer stadium. Waring is seated on a bench outside.*

Waring: So this is the team that brought the English soccer division. I say well played to them even if i dont know what soccer is like. It seems like group of puffs running around aimlessly. Just like all my opponents at Sizzler. Come on. Do i even have to break sweat to beat these guys. Look at "the man of the hour" Nick Elliot. Where did he get his title shot from. I never even seen him in EUWC during my time. So when are you the man? Between 1am and 2am, 12pm and 1pm or maybe during the prime time. You sound like you need a clock to accompany you to ringside so you dont miss the hour. Anyway lets move on.

*The scene again goes black. It then opens at a Mcdonalds on Oxford Street. Waring is standing outside with a smile on his face.*

Waring: So i have come to the home of the monster. Well one of his many homes. You see eating burgers all day isnt good for you my man. Will you even be able to walk down to the ring without getting stitch. Man, i bet you need custom made clothes to. Everyone might make you number one to win the match, but the real question is can you last the match? I think not. If its left between you and me, then you will be so tired then i could just knock you over and pin you. You got no chance in this match. What you need is a tow truck handy on ring side just to get you down into the ring. Or just go on a diet.

*The scene fades into another location. This time its an army camp. Waring is standing outside again.*

Waring: Look at those army boys hard at work. Well im sure Lt. Hawkeye would be hard at work training if he didnt get discharged. Yeah, i read into your past. You are a disgrace to the US of A. Come back when you desreve to be in a match with me. I only fight people with honor so i can take it away from them. You even tried to cheat to beat me. You disrepected me and look what happened. I kicked you ass. Go home junoir, theres no chance you will win the title.

*The scene again switches, but strangly it switches to a garden. Waring is standing in the middle with a lawn mower in his hand.*

Waring: Finally, I come to TT McGraw. Our resident gardener. You like my lawnmower? Out of date? Maybe we can catch up after i win the title and you can give me some gardening tips. Oh, and i was popualr before i got a title shot. Pickstock only put people like you in the match because he needs a use for you. I am well in favour in the EUWC management. They wouldnt give me the shot in the first place. But now that Odinist has taken his ball and gone home, I am not handed the title like i should do, no no no. I have to wreslte in this clown conversion match just to win the dam thing. I dont mind, I will win the match and get a ticket to Ultra Brawl, while you losers have to sit on your cheap couches and watch the greatest living wrestler alive, me, kick some sorry guys ass as i defend what will be my new European title and i sure as hell dont need fast food resturants, clocks, gardening tips, or any other idiotic captions to make myself look good to win the match.

*As Waring says this he gives the camera 2 fingers as the screen fades to black*