Jackasses
oorp: Yo... Sorry I lost my login information, but Im here now... lets do this
Sitting back in a motel room puffing a L, Sketch switched on the television set and began scanning the channels.
Leaning over Sketched ashed the blunt into the tray full of blunt guts and broke the cherry off to save the rest for a
later time. It was all about business at this current moment and Gibson didn't want any of this...
SKETCH: "WOW! Eric Gibson, Son... You've made yourself look like more of an ##### than I though was
humanly possible. Kutos, my friend, kutos..."
(Sketch smirked.)
SKETCH: "Don't come in here rambling on and on about WHO you've stepped into the ring with and WHAT
you've done in the past. Because quite frankly, I'm not giving a F--K. You HAVEN'T beaten ME, and thats all
that matters in this situation dumb f--k. Your a weak chump, opey, and I'm not about to debut my talents against
a jobberfied loser such as yourself. Your a worthless piece of #####, and in all reality YOUR MOTHERED
SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU, but thats just my take on the situation. Breathe easy rat your going to
be in for a long night of pain when you lace boots with me, rookie."
"While, I'm here however, I've got another issue to address and thats Boogie Smallz, Yea, I'm talking to you
Quasimodo. You've been on my mind for the last six and a half months and now, I'm here. You scared, yet?
You don't have to be, because I'm not a fan of fear. I'd rather just beat some sense into your sorry carcass. Sit
back and take a seat and watch how I obliviate this Eric Gibson character. He's taking the bullet for you for now,
Quasi, but soon enough chump your going to have to stand up like a man and take this ass whooping. I'm not
here for any fancy little gold belts with a nameplate on them, I'm here to simple expose Boogie Smallz for the
piece of sh-- that he is. You FANS adore him, he's your role model, but you are also the same set of people that
put Bush into power so go figure."
"Another thing before I depart. Eric, Stop mentioning your PAST, this is the PRESENT time and you going in
there thinking its Kelli Flair or Vince Jackson isn't going to help your chances of winning, brotha. You better
realize that when that bell rings your going to be looking across the ring at an animal. And my animal instincts tells
me to attack and never stop attacking until my opponent is done with. Do you understand, son? I mean damn
kid, how you expect to beat me when your not even addressing ME, nobody gives a sh--t about who was the
champion then and there, thats all about of hibbity bibbity if you ask me geek."
(...done)