Fade in. SB, standing in front of an NAPW banner, looking stylish as ever. Navy blue suit jacket and pants, with a silver shirt and tie to match. His brand new Armani shoes complete the look. His trademark sunglasses are on, and his goatee is neatly trimmed. He looks like what he says he is – the picture of style.
SB: Ah, time for my glorious return to MCW. New name, new place, same old promotion, I say. Great wrestling, great fans, and of course, the newest, brightest star; Simply Beautiful! You know, when Mr. Latham contacted me, I was bit skeptical at first. I am, after all, under contract with New Alberta Pro Wrestling. But when I thought about the opportunity, I just couldn’t resist. Surely, I thought, SB’s name will be in the lights, getting his much deserved Heavyweight title match with MCW’s paper champion, “Coach” Chandler Maxwell. You know, the punk I plan to toss over the top rope in TEAM’s Free For All match, en route to taking that championship. But it appears there’s either been a mistake, or Mr. Latham is sorely mistaken as to what kind of wrestler I am.
SB smiles, and rubs his chin.
SB: Because rather than placing me in my proper position, right in the main event, it appears I’m stuck somewhere in the mid-card with….Johnny Nash? Now, not to be rude, I’m sure he’s a hell of a guy, but…Johnny Nash? Who the **** is Johnny Nash? Well, it doesn’t matter. His name may as well be Stepping Stone because that’s all he is to me. MCW is going to be MY promotion, like it or not. Rumor has it that this is a “ranking” match. Winner gets put in line for a crack at the champ. Well, sign me up daddy-o. Because SB is your NEXT champion.
SB: Now, Nash, I hate to just write you off. I’ve heard some good things about you, I won’t lie. Supposedly you’re all the rage in UCW – I wouldn’t know, I don’t follow them all too closely. But for you to think that you can rumble with SB, the mat ****in’ master? That’s a bit foolish for someone I’ve been told is a rookie, wouldn’t you say so? Then again, I’m sure you didn’t CHOOSE to wrestle SB for your first MCW match. I mean, who the hell wouldn’t actually want to wrestle me? Sure, it’ll get your name out there, but not the way you want it to. They say losses can help your career, don’t they? Well, they’re wrong. There’s no such thing as good loss, my friend. Losing is for losers, and that’s what you are to me heading into this match. It’s also what you will be heading out, and there isn’t anything you can do about it.
SB: Chin up though, sport. I’m sure you’ll rebound and be a hell of a contender elsewhere, where you can tussle with guys down on your level. You’d probably make a heck of a Television Champion in NAPW, where we like to put the guys who just don’t have “it”. Yeah, I think that would suit you just fine, cub scout. So you can take your loss to me like a champ, and then go wreak havoc on whatever mom and pop promotion you call home, in their lightweight division or whatever equivalent that may be. Because plain and simple, you just aren’t ready for the Italian Icon. Don’t hate me, hate the booker.
SB: Now, not to let our “champ” off the hook so easy. Listen real careful, Chandler. After I take this punk out, I want YOU, sunshine. The challenge was already laid down over at team, and conveniently have yet to even respond. What’s it gonna be, champ? You ready to lose your title to a man who actually deserves it, and can actually claim to be a REAL champion? I mean, you should be, and if you aren’t just yet, then allow me to prove it by eliminating you and everyone else in my way at the TEAM Supershow. ****, if you’ve got any sort of sack, put your MCW title on the line in the Free For All Match. That is after all how you won your title; in a complete JOKE of a battle royal, with a talent pool about as impressive as the UCW roster our friend Nash comes from. Nah, you wouldn’t have the guts to do that, I should know that already, shouldn’t I? You’re a punk, Chandler, a COWARD, and I’m gonna rip through Nash, Casino, Cruise, and anyone ****ing else who tries to stand in my way en route to becoming the Midwest Championship Wrestling HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPION!
And that’s not just the coolest, that’s not just the best, that’s SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!