(FADEIN to 'Showtime' SHAWN MATTHEWS, standing in front of a GXW backdrop...)
SHAWN MATTHEWS: The biggest night in the HISTORY of the GXW is almost upon us. The night, that a LIVING LEGEND steps into a GXW ring for the first time. I've heard of all the rumors, how EACH and EVERY news magazine in the country is going to be there to cover the ARRIVAL of 'Showtime' SHAWN MATTHEWS! All this time, GXW was looking for it's BIG STAR, it's PRIMETIME PLAYER! And finally, that moment is upon us. At Onslaught, everyone will see why I am... ALL THERE FU**IN' IS!
(FADEOUT...)