RETALIATION 4: 1.23.09.
Cut back to the Staples Center where Troy Young and Andrew Parker sit.
YOUNG: Oh man! We are gonna get another Marx and Scheinberg fight!
PARKER: That is exciting because I thought the first fight was called to early, I think that Anthony Russell gave it excessively early to Jonathan Marx.
YOUNG: By the way, One Shot at Glory, it’s happening right after Retaliation Five! Now, the thing is with our first pay per view and our first fight to get a champion. I understand you had a chance to talk to Mr. Josh Fieldings about the championship and how it will play out, Andrew?
PARKER: Yes I did, the championship as Fieldings put it, is a top prize. To make it more special that top prize will only be defended at pay per views, with that mentality this title is going to be the pride and joy of SWIFT: MMA. They are looking forward to this pay per view more than anything.
YOUNG: I can’t either, and neither can the fans of SWIFT! But tonight, tonight holds a value as well because we are getting closer to finding fighters that will meet in combat for the SWIFT Championship. But tonight we are scheduled for three action packed fights in that cage.
PARKER: Have we even named the cage? I mean we just call it “the cage” we need to give that baby a name!
YOUNG: I just like the cage, it sounds more focused on what that big momma is, and tonight a member of the Crown Heights Assembly will be facing off in the cage against James Rollins who suffered a defeat last week to the hands of Liu Kuan.
PARKER: Well, this is Jimmy Luzzatto’s chance to show the world what the Crown Heights Assembly can do by avenging Eli Scheinberg’s defeat to Jonathan Marx. So, he has a great chance to really put up a mark, Rollins, he needs to shape up.
YOUNG: Well, I think that Rollins is going to really give Jimmy a run here, because he needs this win tonight.
PARKER: Well, tell that to the man who defeated him, Liu Kuan, who is facing off tonight after a very impressive knockout to James Rollins in the first round last week! This week he faces off with Kenneth Williams, who was unable to fight the week prior.
YOUNG: That puts Williams in a great position, he has had two weeks of hard training and saw what Kuan is able to do in the cage, so he has a world of opportunity in front of him. So we shall see exactly where this fight is going to go.
PARKER: And, our main event of the evening, two brand new fighters wanting to make their MMA debuts here tonight, Landon Price a very promising new comer has a great chance to make a name for himself as he faces off against Joesph Baskin.
YOUNG: Have you noticed that none of our fights so far have hit that three round mark, and when it does we should expect an uproar from these fans, tonight with Baskin and Price facing off, it can go to three rounds.
PARKER: Especially from what their camps are saying! These two have a chance to make t happen and throw some punishment in each other’s way.
YOUNG: And I think it is now time for our first bout of the evening, Andrew.
PARKER: It is, our fights tonight are all going to be three five minute round fights, scored by three judges. The winner of each round will receive a score of ten, with the loser receiving nine of less. The score is based on aggression, effective striking, and cage control.
YOUNG: Our tale of the tape is sponsored by Gamer the DVD! Jimmy Luzzatto of the Crown Heights Assembly is standing at six feet –two inches tall and comes in under weight for this fight two hundred giving up a lot of weight to his James Rollins who is probably the biggest guy in SWIFT a towering six-foot five. Luzzatto will give up thirty-five pounds for this fight as Rollins weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds.
(CUE UP: "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood as Jimmy Luzzatto comes out with his trainers, a cigarette hanging from his mouth, wearing a robe resembling the Italian flag. It's opened up, revealing his white boxing shorts that read "THE HOBOKEN HAMMER" in red cursive. He enters the cage and begins to warm up in the blue corner.)
PARKER: Was he just smoking on his way out to the cage?
YOUNG: HA! Yeah he was, hey as our nifty flash video says on the SWIFT webpage, “Unpredictable”,
(CUE UP: "Liar" by the Rollins Band, Rollins comes out wearing a long, sleeveless black hoodie with the hood up. Accompanied by his team, his mood is very pensive and silent until he climbs in the cage and takes off his accessories. He stands in the red corner.)
PARKER: We happily send it over to Jeff Harper for our first official introduction of the night.
HARPER: And we are live!!! Right here in the Staples Center Arena in Los Angeles, California for our first fight of the evening! Tonight’s fight is scheduled for three five-minute rounds, introducing first, this man is boxer with a SWIFT MMA record of no wins with no loses and no draws. He stands at six feet two inches tall, weighing in at two hundred pounds, he is a member of the Crown Heights Assembly! Fighting out of Crown Heights, Brooklyn! THE HOBOKEN HAMMER! JIMMY LUZZATTO!!!!!!
Big pop as a camera goes to a sign in the crowd that says “Eli got screwed!”
HARPER: His opponent stands in the red corner and has a SWIFT MMA Record of no wins with one loss and no draws, he is a Judo fighter standing at six feet five inches tall. Weighing in at two hundred thirty-five pounds and fighting out of Washington, DC! He is The Think Tank, JAMES ROLLINS! And when the action begins our referee in charge of this contest is Anthony Russell.
PARKER: Oh boy….Do you think they book Russell in this bout on purpose? Another Crown Heights Screw Job?!
YOUNG: It wasn’t a screw job…
PARKER: Whatever, here we go! Luzzatto, Rollins, and here we go, Luzzatto coming out right away with a leg kick, he doesn’t even touch his gloves.
YOUNG: I wouldn’t either, Anthony Russell is referring this fight, and we know the controversy he has with the Crown Heights Assembly after the incident with Eli Scheinberg.
PARKER: Rollins trying to clinch Luzzatto, but Luzzatto just ducks and a side kick, and he centers. Looking for an opening here.
YOUNG: That’s the thing about Mixed Martial Arts Andrew, it’s a chess game. He wants to clinch,
Luzzatto wants that takedown, he comes from a team of wrestlers, but he needs to be careful a wrong takedown will lead to a judo throw from Rollins.
PARKER: That is absolutely key here Troy, he needs to be smart, Rollins, throwing a right…BIG TAKEDOWN BY JIMMY LUZZATTO! He is in open guard, look at this! Luzzatto literally pushing Rollins in guard against the cage.
YOUNG: Very dangerous position for Rollins, being stacked on your back against the cage is the worst. Luzzatto with some shots to the side of Rollins, Rollins holding guard here.
PARKER: Good defense here by Rollins, just trying to hold guard to prevent Luzzatto from transitioning. Over the top shot from Luzzatto who is still on top of Rollins, trying to pass to half, Rollins blocks it.
YOUNG: Luzzatto grabbing the wrist of Rollins, pushing up, he got his head out and Luzzatto is to his feet. And he is pointing at Rollins telling him to get up! Wow! He is taunting Rollins!
PARKER: That is a strategy Troy, he is trying to get in the head of James Rollins, trying to make him mad and make a mistake.
YOUNG: Or he is just being a d-ck.
PARKER: Or that, Rollins comes up to his feet, fake jab and a leg kick to Luzzatto, Rollins has a clinch!
YOUNG: Not a good place for Jimmy Luzzatto….
PARKER: ROLLINS WITH AN OVER UNDER…..BIG THROW!!!!!!
YOUNG: NO!!! Jimmy Luzzatto!!! He just rolled through the throw!!! I have never seen that! Never! What a show of his knowledge, he now is in side control of James Rollins.
PARKER: This is where the Crown Heights Assembly is so dangerous, Rollins really needs to be careful, because I head in this position Luzzatto is most known for pinning an arm down with his leg and reaching over for a key lock…
YOUNG: Just like he did right now! Luzzatto has one arm pinned of Rollins, in a crucifix position, throwing some back elbows to the face of Rollins as Rollins is trying to buck him off.
PARKER: Rollins is in a world of trouble if he doesn’t get Jimmy Luzzatto off of him, every time he bucks Luzzatto is just wrecking his face with that back elbow.
YOUNG: Well he needs to, he is working to try and get that arm and if he can get that Americana key Lock on Rollins from this position its game over…and he has the wrist of Rollins now pinned down with his hands!
PARKER: Rollins needs to roll right here, Luzzatto has his left arm pinned with his legs and now has his right arm pinned down with his hands, if he slips a hand under that’s it…
YOUNG: And he does!!! Luzzatto has the Americana in!!! Rollins is not tapping out though, he needs more pressure…
PARKER: OH MY GOD!!!!! ANTHONY RUSSELL PULLING JIMMY LUZZATTO OFF JAMES ROLLINS THIS FIGHT IS OVER!!!!
YOUNG: Did I miss something?! I didn’t see Rollins tap out…
PARKER: I think Russell is saying his shoulder is broken…I think Jimmy Luzzatto just broke the shoulder of James Rollins. Let’s look at a replay here….there’s the Americana, a great shoulder lock, Rollins isn’t tapping, and oh wow….yeah, right there, as Luzzatto begins to pull the arm closer to Rollins own hip to gain more leverage the shoulder just breaks upward and Anthony Russell just stops the fight.
YOUNG: Jesus, Jimmy Luzzatto, just broke a guys shoulder! I mean, that is rare, but hey that is what happens in this sport.
PARKER: The fans are cheering loudly here, I think they enjoyed watching that way too much. Ha. Well we send it down to Jeff Harper for our official decision.
HARPER: Ladies and Gentlemen, referee Anthony Russell…
Crowd Boos
HARPER: Has called a stop to this contest at four minutes and twelve seconds of the first round, your winner, by TKO victory due to referee stoppage, “The Hoboken Hammer “JIMMY LUZZATTO!!!!!!