You know my style....
(camera opens up to an office building as Jared Wells is walking out wearing the usual street clothing and has papers in his hands....the NEW camera crew are there for an exclusive interview)
'RAGE 'o FIRE': Well there it is, I'm officially here in the New Era of Wrestling. What can I say? I'm here for one reason only and that is to become the World Champion. I'm here to prove once again that I can hold that title and keep it. I'm a former 3 time WWL world heavyweight champion, and held numerous titles. To make a long story short, I've had my ups and downs. I've been back for an entire year clean and sober.
You people ***** and complain about how bad you have it.......put on my shoes, put on my boots. Once ontop of the world and totally lost it. I've lost my respect from companies, friends, family, and the guys in the back. But there is one group that I got my respect back and that was my fans. Last year I was a joke, a so called failure. Boy did I turn some heads man. There's more pros than cons now in my house.
But let's not talk about who I *WAS* or what I did. Let's talk about NOW, TODAY, TOMORROW........ Battle Bowl rules for the world title. Like I said I plan to go all out to be the best because I am the best. I got no problem teaching a lesson to you guys. What's with this freaky lineup man? I get to team up with a guy who goes by the name of Pyro, yet smells really bad and is 6'8". Big deal man. Here's the deal, we can't get along, we are gonna get it on. But other than that I suggest you stay in line before I throw you off.....got it?
As for Peter Tool errrr File.....I don't think you understand the meaning of this match dude. Do you have any idea what's going on? You have a chance to advance to become the world title. What's wrong bro? Your eyes seem to be a little glassy and your teeth are looking more brown than dirt. Clean your act up before the event or I'll put you out of your misery. As far as Marx, buddy 'ol pal, don't cross my path because you might see my right fist, but you won't see my left fist.
World champion, world champion world champion, world champion, I WILL BE IT! Nothing will stop me, lie, cheat, steal, kill, beat, gamble WHATEVER! My fans know what I must do. RAGE begins 2004 on the right path, the right foot, too bad everybody else is on the recieving end. You girls soon.......
TIME HAS COME TO RAGE.......
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