Mister Dread
League Member
::FADEIN on the NFW Banner backstage at the Paul Tsongas Arena. PURORESU-SAN stands before the banner, his Japanese-to-English dictionary clutched tightly in both hands::
PURORESU-SAN: I come out here and flap my gums. Make lots of bad noise, but none of you are acknowledgement. Allow me to needlesly elucidate. YOU ARE ALL A VAGINA! Not one of you has the drumsticks to arrive with me in the ring.
PURORESU-SAN: ::speeking solicitously:: I understanding. You are aware of the outcome, and it causes you to fear. You are understandable that your genitals are no match for mine and do not wish undue embarassment. Do not feel awkward. At the next event occurence, I will wrestle with someone. It will be YOU, if you are accepting and accomodatable.
PURORESU-SAN: When finally I meet with an opponent opposite my corner in an NFW ring, there will be copious hurting. Screams and blood will abound, and I am happy. DO NOT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
::FADE TO BLACK::
PURORESU-SAN: I come out here and flap my gums. Make lots of bad noise, but none of you are acknowledgement. Allow me to needlesly elucidate. YOU ARE ALL A VAGINA! Not one of you has the drumsticks to arrive with me in the ring.
PURORESU-SAN: ::speeking solicitously:: I understanding. You are aware of the outcome, and it causes you to fear. You are understandable that your genitals are no match for mine and do not wish undue embarassment. Do not feel awkward. At the next event occurence, I will wrestle with someone. It will be YOU, if you are accepting and accomodatable.
PURORESU-SAN: When finally I meet with an opponent opposite my corner in an NFW ring, there will be copious hurting. Screams and blood will abound, and I am happy. DO NOT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
::FADE TO BLACK::