Powers

[SFZero]

Fade in.

Zero: Kevin, it's obvious by your constant name-dropping that apparently you have a few issues with me. That's all well and good, but I don't have the time to waste bantering with you, because I'm too busy defending a title that means a flying f***. Complicated situation made simple: you got a problem, do something about it.

Fade out.

 

[EZieba]

Southern Crack Pipe

CUE: ‘(Can’t You)Trip Like I Do’ – Filter and The Crystal Method playing in the background while Powers stands in front of a TDC backdrop with his Franchise title over his shoulder

KP: Nate? Nate Logan? The man who defied a federation and got a hand out for the title when he never earned it in the first place? The only thing you proved is that you were Dupree’s little lap puppy just like Johnson was so long ago. So, although you think you’re a big boy now just because you can cut a promo against me, keep it to yourself because your words … mean pretty much nothing to me. Your title? Been there … done that. I would dirty my hands with you, but I’m not in the mood to slap around another cruiserweight so, if you can’t deal with my words, suffer boy and learn to deal with it. Now quit bothering me and go back to doing something important for yourself like polishing Dupree’s doorknob or something …

(f2B)

 

[SFZero]

Ha.

Fade in.

Zero: It's kind of funny. If you're so unconcerned with me and my title, yet you can't go five minutes without mentioning it. Whereas I can't think of the last time I ever used your name in casual conversation. Maybe that should tell you something. Now go on, Kev. I know you're busy polishing ZIEBA's knob, as if the world didn't realize that you and all your Dark Carnival friends were just finger puppets on Zieba's well-lubed hands.

Zero: Hurry up and die.

Fade out.

 

[EZieba]

Hee Hee

CUE: ‘(Can’t You)Trip Like I Do’ – Filter and The Crystal Method playing in the background while Powers stands in front of a TDC backdrop with his Franchise title over his shoulder

KP: And why do I talk about you Lint? It's because it so fun talking about how small and pathetic you really are. If I didn't concern you then you would not have cut your silly little promo, but you did so OBVIOUSLY I'm on your cruiserweight little mind. Tell ya what 'big boy', you quit cutting your little five second promos about me and I'll do the same ... fair?

KP: Did I say Lint? Damn it's NATE isn't it? I could've I messed that up.

(f2B)

 

[SFZero]

Win a Match

Fade in.

Zero: Wow Kev. You really got me with that last work of art. Phew. You put me in my place. Oh wait, no you didn't. I'll cut as many "silly little promos" as I f***ing feel like, has-been. I'm small and pathetic, well you're half-way right, I'm not the biggest guy in the fed...however, I appear to the World Champion, so, so much for weight, eh Mister "312 lbs. doesn't have a real title so he has to make one up"? THAT is pretty f***ing pathetic if you ask me. Just because you haven't won a match in MONTHS, you pull the classic stupid-ass wrestling cliché of making your own title. Inventive. Did you think that one up, or did ol' daddy Erik help you? So good job, Kev. Get back to me when you've won a match this decade.

Too bad you're still Zieba's whore.

Fade out.

 

[EZieba]

Win against Good God

CUE: ‘(Can’t You)Trip Like I Do’ – Filter and The Crystal Method playing in the background while Powers stands in front of a TDC backdrop with his Franchise title over his shoulder

KP: I waited five seconds for this? Damn son how much did you cry into your security blanket to think up this one? Do ya feel better? I mean, I know how much emotion it took you to cry through your last THUNDEROUS promo, but really … do ya feel better? I mean, I know how much trouble it must be for you to carry around a belt that is taller and weights much more than you, but you’ve obviously got the ego to counterbalance that don’cha? Tell ya what, I’ll stop this little charade if you stop reminding the rest of GXW of how much you’ve lowered the GXW Unified World Heavyweight Title standards. Besides … I’ve done the world title scene. It’s boring, pathetic, and worthless … makes you the perfect champion doesn’t it sparky?

(f2B)

 

[SFZero]

Like everyone else?

Fade in.

Zero: Have you won a match yet? Have you stopped being Zieba's whore?

Fade out.

 

[EZieba]

Like you have a chance?

CUE: ‘(Can’t You)Trip Like I Do’ – Filter and The Crystal Method playing in the background while Powers stands in front of a TDC backdrop with his Franchise title over his shoulder

KP: Blah, blah, now you are a broken record. 'Are you still Zieba's whore? Are you still Zieba's whore?' Can you cry that to anyone else? Tell ya what Southern Chicken ... if you think you are all that and a bag of chips then how about you step in the ring against me and see if you can keep the so-called losing streak alive. And, to make sure you don't cry like the school girl we're accustomed to seeing week after week, we can EASILY put MY title on the line. A title, mind you, you WISHED you had because you DREAM of being the FRANCHISE of GXW, but instead you're just another Unified World Heavyweight Champion who flat out smokes monkeypole and always has to cry for attention.

(Powers takes a moment to think about what he said and then makes a change.)

KP: No wait, better yet, why don't you put your little precious title on the line since that is the one thing you OBVIOUSLY care about. Then when I take that away from you, ... then wha'cha gonna cry about?

Oh you're still Zieba's whore! Oh you took my title! Oh I'm your little man servant now! Can I get you a beer Mr. Powers!

So now, the NEXT time you come up for your five second wonder, you can just say yes or no Southern Chicken?

No wait, better yet, don't answer that ... but, KNOWING YOU, you'll answer it because that's the way you operate isn't it? Speak before you think ...

(f2B)

 

[SFZero]

Way to Lose Again

Fade in.

Zero: Hahahaha. That promo did not make a damn bit of sense, and you know it, Zieba-Spawn. You've degraded to the point of utterly random s*** in there. As for your "Franchise Championship," tell me Kevin. What the f*** have you done REALLY to call yourself that? Hm? You are most certainly, NOT the Franchise of GXW. I wouldn't be so pompous to call myself it either. But I'll be g**dammed if YOU are the most important person in this federation. Let's see...your title record...abyssmal...your losing streak (which most definitely is not "so called", it's quite real I assure you)...infinite...your random, sudden months long absences...frequent. Quite frankly, Kevin, you have done NOTHING in GXW. Ask the casual fan, and I'm not terribly sure they'll know WHO you are. I will go so far as to say, that you are perhaps one of the most inconsequencial people in the federation. And everyone knows it.

And as for stepping into the ring with YOU? Sure. But I couldn't give a f*** about your "title", aka the two dollar toy belt you picked up from Toys'R'Us. You want a shot at me, step in line.

Something I'm sure you're familiar with.

Fade out.

 

[Hell_Fighter]

Yeah Powers, get behind us b****!

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-11-03 AT 05:16 PM (EST)]*FADE IN...

Mister David Black: (Watching a television moniter showing the footage of Kevin Powers and Zero's most recent war of words. He waves his cohorts Mister Jevon White and his girlfriend, their manager Miss Lillian Watts over) "Hey Jevon, Lillian come check this s**t out."

(They walk over to the moniter and watch the promos taking place. They laugh and make fun of the two figures as the tape plays through.)

Mister Jevon White: "Check this out. We've got old man Kevin...'GOOD GOD, I still can't believe I'm wrestling'...Powers and Nate...(Singing) 'despite all my rage, I'm still a southern fox ZERO in a cage'...Logan! I would change the channel except this is too F**kin funny to pass up." Althought you have to give them a little credit, they're short and to the point. I guess some people could take some pointers off this...*COUGH* HellFighter *COUGH*!"

(Mr. Black does a mock out impression of an old man in the form of Kevin Powers choking and gasping for air. Black is using the universial sign for choking. White and Lillian surround him slapping his back and such checking to see if he is okay.)

Lillian: "What's wrong Dave...er I mean...Kevin? You can't reach your beer? (Black shakes his head no.) Your swallowed one of Fairhurst's pubic hairs? (Black pauses for a moment trying not to laugh, but then shakes his head no.) Oh I know, you just found out how bad your career sucks and it's choking you to death. (Black shakes his head yes as Lillian.) WOW, just think Kevin, you're a bigger choke artist than HellFighter is. Who would of thought?"

(They both turn their attention to Jevon who is holding an electric Razor and rubbing it forcefully on the inside of his wrist.)

Lillian: "What's wrong Jevon...er I mean Nate? (She pauses while he still rubs the electric razon his his wrist.) You're Kurt Cobain trying to kill yourself with an electric razor? (White shakes his head no) You're Nate Logan trying to kill yourself with an electric razor because the psychiatric ward won't let you have sharp objects in your room? (White nods his head yes but waves his hand at Lillian trying to tell her to keep going with the guessing.) You found out that you winning your title was nothing more but a pity party so you'll shut up and leave Chad Dupree alone. You're whole title reign is nothing more than a huge joke that will only last for one or two more weeks until we kick your ass." (White nods his head yes at Lillian.)

Mr Black: "That was almost as much fun as listening to these totally useless promos. What would the GXW do without us?"

Mr White: "Fade off into the forgotten pages of pro wrestling history never to be heard from again?"

Black: "To say the least."

White: "Who the f**k cares about something called a 'franchise' title? That's the best way to say, 'hi, I'm a useless washed up has been who can't do anything else so they gave me this franchise title to make me feel important.' I think the GXW should finally stick somebody out to pasture and put him out of his misery once and for all...BROTHER...WOO!"

Black: "That sounds familer."

White: "So what."

Lillian: "You have to admit one thing. Zero was right about one thing when he told Powers to get in line. Think about it guys, look who's the next in line for Zero's title? Us! Zero is the one who made it all possible. He calls it two goons for the price of one. I call it stupidity at it's finest. Zero made the open challenge, we accepted. He not only put the title on the line but made it a handicap match. The f**ker thinks that he can take out the most graphically colorful tag team in sports entertainment all by himself? Intelligence is not one of Zero's strenghs, and it will be his downfall. We're gonna be gods. We're gonna be bad. We're gonna be naughty as we wanna be. It's gonna be so much fun. I can't wait."

White: "I can't wait."

Black: "I can't wait. Let the Monsta Boyz have their World Unified Tag Team title reign, while we'll be going for something so much bigger, and we won't be a fluke champion like Zero. We will have earned it without playing any backstage politics games. I mean, we don't have people like Zieba and Dupree in our back pockets. They both hate our guts. We'll be be the kings and we'll play our own game by our own rules which doesn't involve sucking off front office execs. This is our time."

White: "So Powers, just give it up and retire. You're done and over with. Pull the plug on your career and push up some daisies for the real stars of the GXW."

Black: "Zero, make way because the real threat for your 15 minutes of fame is coming your way. Tick tock, tick tock, you're time is running out b****. The soon to be GXW Undisputed World Heavyweight champion of the world is coming for you. We will claim our spot as the gods of the universe. Choke on that in the two Zero Zero three!"

Lillian: "And with that said, we fade to music."

(They all pause for a moment and then Black and White cut into some mini song que number.)

Black and White: (singing) "Who's house!?"

Lillian: (singing) "Run's house!"

Black and White: "Who's house!?"

Lillian: "Say what!?"

Black and White: "Run's house!"

Black, White, and Lillian: "Martin...Martin...Martin!"

(They all three stop in a mid song note, Lillian looks at them, they nod and then they look at the camera casually nodding their heads in agreement. Lillian speaks up.)

Lillian: "Okay that's enough for the goddamn view askew bull s**t. Stick a fork in us. We're done. Time to make like a fetus and head out. Fade to black."

(Lillian makes the cut motion across her throat signifying to end the promo. The camera fades out to black.)

*FADE TO BLACK*

 

[BuffBellows]

Uh...

Fade in to Buff Bellows and Fat Farrell sitting backstage at the London Arena.

Bellows: "Uh, Black and White. Not to start sh*t, but you guys do realize that you were put in that match 'cause yer lame duck challengers, don't you? You ain't got a chance in hell."

Farrell: "Wicka word."

Fade out.

 

[Hell_Fighter]

RE: Uh...

*Fade In...

Mr. Black: "Does Bellows and Farrell realize that they still have no d**ks? Shut the f**k up b**** and stay in the tag team division where you belong. We're going onto bigger and brighter things."

Mr. White: "Fine don't believe us. You will sooner or later you fat tub of s***s. We're making it happen."

Lillian Watts: "SO...Wicka word?" (She pauses for a moment) What the f*** is wicka word? And people call us retarded? This from two fat faggots who have no room to talk. Fire your script writers boys, you make no sense."

Black: "They call these guys World Unified Tag team champion. I can't believe I gave them respect."

White: "Yeah I can believe I hit, and I do it again in a heartbeat."

Black: "In due time Jevon. First Zero then Bellows and Farrell."

White: "So...

Lillian: "Don't even say it Jevon."

White: "Thanks Lillian, it's strangly addictive."

Lillian: "Can't see why."

Black: "Okay we've said enough, time to be off like a prom dress. Fade to black."

*FADE TO BLACK*

 

[BuffBellows]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fade in.

Bellows: Too bad these two 'fat faggots' ended your tenures on Revolution and are now the Tag-Team Champions. So shut yer damn mouths and go back to Onslaught. And that's the last you'll hear from us.

Farrell: Ah can't wait to hear yo' latest "I'm done" line, though.

Fade out.

 

[EZieba]

Who are you two again?

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-11-03 AT 08:23 PM (EST)]CUE: ‘(Can’t You)Trip Like I Do’ – Filter and The Crystal Method playing in the background while Powers stands in front of a TDC backdrop with his Franchise title over his shoulder

KP: First of all Zero … you’re a hypocrite. First you say I should fight you and now you say get in line? Sounds like a certain Southern Chicken is being true to his name! I mean, hey cool, it’s okay if you are a SCARED little man and all. I never actually EXPECTED you to take my challenge because I knew your little girl stockings would only cover up the sound of your knees knocking because you know you are SCARED! It’s cool little boy. I know how much you EARNED that title so I’m sure you’ll do your best to PROTECT it. After all … it’s understandable that the little itty bitty Zero is afraid of the big bad Double G KP.

Now, onto the OTHER two little B(BOMB)HES that decided to stand by their man and express their feelings when they needed NOT to express them …

HOW MANY TIMES … have I told people to stay out of grown folks business? Two Little Children … Mr. Neon and Mr. Fuchsia … before your two little gay asses even START with DECENT cuts just stop now. Stop now before I go get Gabriel Poe and we’ll both beat your asses in the ring like the little slaphappy B(BOMB)HES you really are. And Lillian … OH LILLIAN … the ONLY choke artist around here is TLC and yourself. TLC does it on the mat while you do it IN THE BACK! And if anyone knows you Lillian then they know that you have TONS of Powers Envy built up inside of ya! How many times have I heard you say that you wanted to get on the Lushwagon and turn your Watts into Amps … oh say it isn’t so. Oh say it isn’t so.

So learn your place. And if you forgot where it was it’s over in the corner. So go on over, sit there, and shut your yappers. And, as for you Nogun … when you decide you wanna be a big boy … let me know and maybe … JUST MAYBE … we’ll have that match after all.

(f2B)

 

[SFZero]

The question is, who are YOU?

Fade in.

Zero: I'm still boggling my mind to try and find out exactly where I said I was at all frightened by an over the hill, over weight, hasn't DONE ANYTHING THIS ENTIRE F***ING YEAR has been like you, Kevin. And since you totally ignore me every time I bring it up, I shall do it again.

One- How many title reigns have you had? One? How long did it last? Like what, a week?

Two- How many wins have you had in the past year? I'm almost positive I could count them on one hand.

Three- How often do you disappear for months unannounced, in the middle of feuds, and then reappear expecting people to care?

When you combine all three parts you get someone who most f***ing definitely is not a "franchise." And if you choose to ignore me again, feel free, but everyone else knows the truth.

And as for a match, frankly Kevin, you can just get your sugar-daddy Erik to add you into my handicap match with TLC for all I f***ing care.

Do something.

Fade out.

 

[EZieba]

You're about to find out

CUE: ‘(Can’t You)Trip Like I Do’ – Filter and The Crystal Method playing in the background while Powers stands in front of a TDC backdrop with his Franchise title over his shoulder

KP: Hold up. Wait a minute! Did I just hear you say you want to face TLC AND The Double G KP in a three on one match? Are you sick? Are you brain dead? Are you that stupid? And it's for your little piece of tin you third rate throwback?

And, those three little theories you came up with ... remember them because when the man hits the mat THREE TIMES ... I want you to remember each and every single one with the slap of the mat because I WILL walk away with that title. Then, AND ONLY THEN, can you go back to your namesake ...

Zero.

Now go ahead and swallow that ... along with your pride ... ya mental midget!

(f2B)

 

[SFZero]

Great.

Fade in.

Zero: Do something.

Fade out.

 

[Hell_Fighter]

Hopefully...final thoughts from TLC.

From the desk of Lillian Watts:

Oh that's real funny. Bellows and Farrell are a real riot. They call us f*ggots and they have no room to talk. Keep in mind you fat f*cks, how can Jevon be gay when he has me? As for David is concerned, take my word for it that he has more beautiful women in one week than Bellows has had in one life time. Sorry Buff, but mommy and the family dog don't count. What do you two have? Each other. You have no room to talk, so shut the f*ck up you goddamn c*cksuckas!

Know this, yes you may of banned my boys from Revolution, big deal. You maybe the current GXW World Unified tag team champions, big deal. You'll always be lip d*ck schucks to us. Quit stealing our cutdowns. While you were ripping off other feds segments and giving the midget community jobs, we were the ones who said you were queer as folk. You know what pisses you Monsta Boyz off the most. You know we're right. You're gay and we proved it...like there was anything to prove. Keep in mind that like the so-called losing streak, everything changes. It came to an end, just like you're title reign will come to an end very soon. As for us being banned from Revolution, WHEN my boys win the GXW world unified title we'll have to be on Revolution headlining the top events while you'll be sucking major ass in the ta team division. So keep your tag titles. We'll have something much much bigger.

As for Kevin Powers and his comments. First off it's MR BLACK AND MR WHITE! Get it right you drunken prick! I'm saying it ain't so. It ain't so b*tch boy! I got your envy and it's all right here. Get your facts straight. I don't envy you, it's you who envies me, but only you have no chance in hell with me, so don't build up fantasies in your head you know won't come true. I'm begging you Powers, go over and get you're buddy Gabriel Poe and TRY...or just TRY and beat our asses like the slap happy B*tches we are. We dare you...has been. Now go choke on a Fairhurst pubic hair, and shut the hell up.

Now for Zero. Don't you dare try to share the spotlight on X-Perience with Powers. The contract states that the match is between you and True Living Colors for the GXW Unified World Title. There is no way in hell that Powers deserves to share in this spotlight. You said it yourself, he isn't even worth fighting. What has he done to deserve a world title shot against you. We are way more deserving than Kevin Powers. Besides you think that you can take on the most graphically colorful tag team in all of sports entertainment by yourself, then you should do it...by yourself. If you can. Quit trying to seek refuge in the comfort of your enemies. You want us, so come get us. On X-Perience. Stick to the contract boy. You can take care of Powers any day of the week, but don't look passed us because we're aiming high and focused solely on you. After we beat you then you can be free to do whatever you want with 'Good God I can't believe I'm still living' Kevin Powers."

Now with that said, I 've said more than enough. I'm signing off.

Sincerely yours,
Lillian Watts
Manager of True Living Colors

 

[SFZero]

Do Not Respond to This For the Love of God

Fade in.

Zero: If you're quite finished saying the same g**damned thing over and over again, I was implying that I'll talk all THREE of you dumbasses on at once. Or if that's not to your liking, I'll take on TLC and then Powers later on. Either way is fine with me, cause frankly my dear, I don't give a f***.

Fade out.

 

[Hell_Fighter]

RE: THAT'S OUR LINE B****!

[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-14-03 AT 07:41 PM (EST)]*Fade In...

Black: "Hey that's our line. We're supposed to say that, 'We...Don't...Give...A...F**K! IDGAF! Remember? It sounds better when we say it. It makes people's ears hurt when you try to say it."

Lillian: "So on that note. We conclude with one of our parting last words from us to you."

(White pauses as he changes his voice to loud, outbursting, high squeeky, and demanding sound.)

White: "SHUT UP B****!"

Lillian: "Now on that note, we fade out."

*FADE OUT*