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[ORLANDO FINAL] (1) Mike Randalls vs. (2) Chip Friendly

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At the Arena of Champions in Orlando, FL

Randalls defeated:
Wong-Pei the Circus Trained Monkey
Dean Hobkirk
Dusk

Friendly defeated:
The Stinky Dead Trout
Foster Nackedy
Bryan Storms

Match is one fall to a finish, no time limit. All regular rules apply. RP deadline is Thursday, May 15th at 11:59:59 PM EDT, give or take a second.
 

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Wiser Times

Here with me and this price you pay…

(FADEIN: A black and white scratched up highlight reel from the Sweet Sixteen round. ‘The Wolf’ MIKE RANDALLS post-match, quickly walking out of his locker room with his gym bag slung over his shoulder. He’s still in his wrestling gear, except for the sandals and cowboy hat shielding his face…)

Just a wishful dream... can be blown away.

(To the left and right of RANDALLS reporters swarm around him with cameramen following and flickering their flash bulbs rapidly. RANDALLS tries walking through the crowd as they shout at him…)

REPORTER: “Mike! Mike! How do you feel about advancing to the Elite!?”

REPORTER: “Are you making a statement by using a more ground-based submission style offense so far?”

(RANDALLS keeps walking through the crowd of reporters and cameraman, simply ignoring them.)

REPORTER: “C’mon, Mike…you haven’t given us a quote all tournament!”

(RANDALLS pauses for a moment, a few feet away from the exit door...his back is now to the beehive of industry press, his head hanging down and shadowing his face as he stands there frozen in place…)

V/O: (only heard by Mike) “YOU’RE NOT A CHAMPION! YOU’RE A FRAUD!”

(RANDALLS turns his head slightly to the cameras, one of his jaggedly scarred forearms blocking the bright white lights from the filming and flickering cameras. His emerald eyes squint as he lowers his hat slightly…)

RANDALLS: “…There’s nothing to say to the world except I’m only halfway to the only match that matters...(RANDALLS nods to everyone) I’ll leave the rest of my talking to Chip Friendly and what happens in the ring.”

(RANDALLS turns around as the reporters clamor and groan with more questions, he heads straight for the exit door and pushes it open, staring for a moment into the crescent moon dimly glowing above him.)

V/O: “You know Mike…one day you’re going to fall off your lonely pedestal…”

(FLASH CUTTO: The ‘flashback’ locker room scene at Elvis Lives XII introduced during the Sweet Sixteen round. Sitting on a bench, sweaty and smiling crookedly is a younger MIKE RANDALLS. His devilish glare is looking straight at the disheveled, flushed and visibly upset CHAD MERRITT, founder and former owner of the CSWA and the namesake for the TEAM Invitational Tournament trophy.)

RANDALLS: “You’ve wished that upon me since the day you realized the twenty million dollars you threw at me to save this den of deceit, betrayal…”

MERRITT: “Don’t talk to me about betrayal, Mike.”

RANDALLS: (laughs) “Why not? You’re the Godfather of it.”

MERRITT: (shaking his head) “What you did tonight…you betrayed the SPORT. You betrayed every purist fan you had left. You’re nothing to anyone anymore, but yourself.”

(RANDALLS’ smile fades, he starts getting angry…)

MERRITT: “You can blame me for anything you want, Mike…but I’m done with you…when your contract runs out…WE’RE DONE.”

RANDALLS: (laughs) “You think that’s gonna make me fall, Chad? I don’t need this place, these fans or you whatsoever.”

MERRITT: (shrugs) “I don’t care.”

(MERRITT heads for the door…he starts to exit, but stops as RANDALLS speaks…)

RANDALLS: “Maybe I will fall, Chad…maybe I’ll fall so far you never recognize me again.”

MERRITT: (laughs and shakes his head) “Mike…that might be the only way you get saved.”

(MERRITT exits as the scene slowly fades to black.)

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*​

No time left now for shame…

(FADEIN: A side view of ‘The Wolf’ MIKE RANDALLS somewhere on the white beaches of Florida, watching dusk slowly set to evening. There’s distant orange and red streaks leading to a midnight blue and waking half moon. He’s wearing a half-buttoned collared tropical silk shirt, drawstring board shorts and no shoes. His sunglasses are on his forehead, keeping his auburn hair pushed back and blowing in the slight breeze.)

Horizons behind me, no more pain…

RANDALLS: “I could ask myself for better or worse, if this is all just good luck. Or if I’ve proven anything to anyone, but I just realize that means nothing to nobody including my own motivation. In Chip Friendly…I won’t expect any sort of streaming soliloquies about the sun, moon and stars resonating with the tides of momentum we face in the wrestling ring. (RANDALLS smirks) Truth be told as I watch the Dusk turn to stardust, I now realize the harsher reality of my journey. The temptation to win out of pride, foregoing the discipline of not fighting blind. So easy to bend my will, so I can break another…”

(RANDALLS’ smile fades and he turns his head so his emerald eyes look at the camera.)

RANDALLS: “It is an ongoing struggle I don’t intend to lose, but do not believe that stops me from finding anyone’s surrender. The Way of my path is long with the first and only beginning steps here in TEAM. I have fallen through Mother Earth, risen as a Phoenix so I could sacrifice my ashes to those I believed I’ve wronged.”

(In the background, the sunset is complete. RANDALLS looks up to the bright moon, a small smile creeps on his face…)

RANDALLS: “It is only after ten years gone that the Way has brought me full-circle to a tournament and trophy…a trophy that not only represents a man I’ve forsaken, but also the time-honored traditions and a torch bearing responsibility to the gift I’ve been given as a wrestler.”

(RANDALLS’ eyes return to the camera and he slowly turns to face it…)

RANDALLS: “Chip Friendly, whether you choose to make me smile or try to dig under my metaphorical skin and pick ‘till I bleed…some words are never meant to be said, unless you want them to haunt your dying days. I’m not here for forgiveness, I’m not here for any wrestler’s respect…I’m here because I can be…”

(FADETOBLACK)

“And a chance at redemption is something I’ll die to protect.”

**centered italics courtesy of the Black Crowes**
 
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(FADEIN: Chip Friendly sits in a local Orlando diner eating his “Match Day” breakfast. The door bursts open and a “horde” of reporters swarm around him.)

REPORTER 1: Chip Friendly! Chip Friendly! How do YOU fell about advancing to the Elite Eight!?

REPORTER 2: Why do you always arrive so late to the arena!? Is it part of your strategy!?

REPORTER 3: What do you think of Mike Randalls not giving us a quote all tournament!?

(Chip slams his hands down on the table and jumps up to confront the reporters.)

CHIP: CAN’T I JUST FINISH MY WAFFLE!!!!????

(The reporters steps back enmasse, shocked at the stern rebuke.)

CHIP: Just kidding guys. It feels great upon great to be one of the elite – Each of the men I defeated to get this far - from Lindsey Troy to Foster Nakedly to Bryan Storms - was equally deserving; and I feel fortunate to be the one left standing. Yes, it is part of my strategy. And I would imagine that the reason Mike Randalls has been so reticent about speaking to you guys is because he seems to be trying to work his way through any number of issues all stemming from his very obvious inferiority complex about his place amongst the greats in our industry. Any other questions?

(The reporters stammer for a moment before one steps forward.)

REPORTER 4: So…umm…what kind of waffle are you having?

CHIP: Buttermilk. Next!

REPORTER 5: What do you think of my haircut?

CHIP: Very dapper. Next!

REPORTER 6: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

CHIP: Ask Mr. Owl. Next! And could we please try to make the rest of these somehow related to my up coming TEAM Invitational Tournament quarter finals match-up against “The Wolf” Mike Randalls.

REPORTER 2: Okay. I’ve got one. Mike Randalls seems to be a man on a mission during his tournament run – someone with something to prove. What are you trying to prove this week?

CHIP: Wow. That’s a great question, Pal-O. Really, it is. Unfortunately, I don’t have a good answer for you on that.

REPORTER 2: What? You don’t have a “mission”?

CHIP: No, other than to just win the match and eventually take whichever Chad Trophy that Jessie-Baby happens to be handing out this time around, I really don’t.

REPORTER 2: No mentor to impress? No dead father whose memory you need to match up to?

REPORTER 3: No unrealistic expectations of yourself based on a history of self-loathing and underachievement? No shattered dreams that must be redeemed to make you whole again?

REPORTER 7: No villainous rival who kidnapped your sister and forced her into white slavery in the Kingdom of Bahrain while at the same time stealing the title belt that you worked so hard during your life time to ear?

CHIP: Wait. What was that second one?

REPORTER 2: A dead father whose memory you need to match up to?

CHIP: Nope. Pops is still alive.

REPORTER 1: Then what drives you, Chip? What forces you up to the next level that is so necessary to achieve in the ring what you have been able to achieve?

CHIP: I guess I just like to make people happy. I guess I just like to look out at all of the bright faces of all of my friends out there in the crowd and see the joy etched upon there faces as they watch their True Best Friend succeed in ways that bring meaning to their own shallow and pathetic little lives. I guess I just like to give them hope that, although their existences will most certainly amount to nothing and when they are gone not a soul will remember them, there is someone out there like me for them to be proud of. I guess I just want them to know that, while they may well have to settle for being the “Mike Randalls” of their own particular misery, just because they can never me is no reason to stop aspiring. I am a role model for all the little “Wolves” out there. And I take great pride in holding that honor.

REPORTER 8: So you are doing it for the people?

CHIP: I am doing it for you, Reporter #8. And for you, #1. And you, #5. And you; numbers 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7.

REPORTER 9: What about me?

CHIP: No, not you. (beat) Okay, you guys can beat it now. This waffle isn’t going to finish itself.

(The Reporters move off as Chip digs back into his breakfast.)
 

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Moving on Down the Line

“Ladies and gentlemen, Chip Friendly has LEFT the building.”

(FADEIN: ‘The Wolf’ MIKE RANDALLS, smirking and politely golf clapping as he stands in front of a plain, black TEAM backdrop. He’s wearing a “There’s no F*CKING DUMMER ALIVE LIKE NEAL PEART!” t-shirt, dirty and dusty jeans…and barefoot as usual.)

RANDALLS: “I suppose I should ask why there was no encore…no flashbacks to walking hand in hand, marching through the South to aid Aunt Jemima’s rise in the Maple Syrup industry…with a FADEOUT of a clown crying in joy…”

(RANDALLS looks off to the side, in a mocking director’s final cut pose.)

RANDALLS: “Yeah, that’d be HOT.”

(RANDALLS returns his focus to the camera.)

RANDALLS: “Well, Mister Friendly…if that is your real name…you dissected every camera frame, reference and plot point from everything I’ve given to TEAM television. An original concept, no doubt. A cleverly spun mockery of my supposed fallacies with a little help from who must’ve been Miss Cleo and her Psychic friends…since you nailed my inner thoughts to the cross of comedy with such great precision.”

(RANDALLS points far and wide)

RANDALLS: “A scenic high road of not only spitting, stomping and soiling anything that’s important to my legacy or career… but ALSO the very trophy that goes to the winner of this tournament and the meaning of it to myself…and a few other men in this tournament. Now, its all good Chip…don’t get me wrong I get it. Sh*t, I’ve seen it more times than I care to remember…I can visualize the production meeting notes at this point without problem.”

(RANDALLS hand-motions a widescreen scene introduction..)

RANDALLS: “We just MOCK. IT. ALL. First, we gotta find 15 balding, fat men to play 33 different sports reporters asking questions like “Does it burn when Mike Randalls pees? Cause he’s got SNIFFULUS!” That’s a good 10 minutes of screentime just figuring out questions…anyone know a dirty Red Riding Hood limerick we can have a midget say while Riverdancing?”

(RANDALLS turns to the left)

RANDALLS: “Ok, ok…we’ll nail down the reporters, what else we got? QUICK! Someone figure out how to deemphasize Merritt! That guy is obviously IMPORTANT to him.”

(RANDALLS 180’s around, stroking his beard in thought)

RANDALLS: “…hmmm…”

(RANDALLS acts like he’s seen a light bulb illuminate)

RANDALLS: “We can call him CHADWICK SOFTHANDERSON or something… that’ll work. Now, how ‘bout we riff off Randalls taking everything so seriously! Do you think if we reference kids as his little wolves, it’ll be considered funny? Seems a little clich—“

(RANDALLS 180’s again…)

RANDALLS: (nodding in approval) “Yeah…roll with it, NOBODY could’ve possibly used that before.”

(RANDALLS slowly turns to the cameras with a sly grin…he mockingly dusts himself off, while turning completely around. His smile slowly fades away, seemingly looking regretful of what comes next…)

RANDALLS: “Now, Chip…when all the words are thrown away and hilarity becomes violence within the confines of a squared circle…there are certain truths to reference before we walk The Way towards Orlando. It starts with the fact that you are Chip Friendly…”

(The camera starts closing in on RANDALLS’ face, which starts twitching as it smirks slightly.)

RANDALLS: “…and…I am… f*cking MIKE RANDALLS. My name means you’re walking into this match knowing Vegas used Cameron Cruise as a barometer to set the odds of you winning.”

(…no words are said for a few moments…RANDALLS’ smirk is completely gone as the camera closes in a little more. He raises his hand slightly to show exactly how ‘far’ Chip was given credit…)

RANDALLS: “Now, I’m smart enough to ignore a lot of hype that comes with the bullsh*t before we wrestle… See, you’re a fine Court Jester as well as a skilled athlete that I will not stupidly take for granted, but I will show you no mercy. I’m not underestimating those millions of fans with smiles etched on their faces in the crowd as you entertain and delight them, it serves it’s purpose in the place its positioned…HOWEVER…”

(…RANDALLS stays silent again…his face doesn’t tick, twitch or anything…)

RANDALLS: “When it comes to becoming a CHAMPION…THEIR champion no less… When it comes to a LEGACY for TEAM to look back on proudly …those same fans are looking to ME, Chip. That’s what MY name is WORTH…and that’s why they will be chanting it.”

(RANDALLS smirks briefly)

RANDALLS: “The Merritt Trophy may or may not mean much to you, I won’t pigeonhole your taste for the light-hearted as the encompassing soul of your character as much as you just tried to snipe mine from the blindside. Its your choice to UNDERVALUE the worth of this trophy and tournament to me by mocking it…of anyone and EVERYONE in this tournament, you are the one provoking a man that’s DEVASTATED greater wrestlers than you…”

(RANDALLS nods…)

RANDALLS: “And as god as my witness and by any means necessary…I will NEVER hesitate to do the same to yourself…so long as you stand between MYSELF, moving on and the opportunity to wrestle for the Merritt Trophy. This could be a perceived fate you wish to debate, but Chip the simple fact was when you threw your rock at my house of glass...the ONLY question those reporters should’ve REALLY asked is simply how long…”

(FADETOBLACK)

“Do you even expect to last?”
 
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