(Chip Friendly is in his locker room, fully adorned in his wrestling gear and ready for action)
CHIP: Well, Lindsay Troy, I gotta say that it is truly an honor to be facing you again this week.
I mean how long has it been since we stood across the A1E ring from each other. Four years? Five? Maybe more.
And while I clearly was the superior talent way back then, I have heard that you've been working have really really really hard to improve yourself. (And I mean in terms or wrestling skills as well as hygene here.)
So let me just say again "Lindz" that I am really looking forward to testing my mettle (read: warming up) against a well-deserving 15th seeder like yourself.
Oh, by the way, I never really understood where you god the "Trout" nickname (I guess it has something to do with the shape of your mouth, huh?). It really made a whole lot more sense to me when I was misreading S.D.T. as S.T.D. But, hey, you go ahead and let them call you whatever you want to be called.
I mean, if it works for you, who is Your True Best Friend to tell you otherwise.
