One Man's Honor
"I apologize for being so blunt, Dusk...but you're wrapped up in a world I really don't give a sh*t about anymore."
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FADEIN: A simple black curtain backdrop with the TEAM logo spread across diagonally. Currently dressed shirtless and donning a pair of crimson drawstring pants is
'The Wolf' MIKE RANDALLS. He's not smiling, his arms hang relaxed by his side and his emerald eyes are staring straight at the camera.)
RANDALLS: "If you want to wax poetically in some philosophically circular argument of contrasting subjectivity to this match’s future finality, I will not stop you...but I really just don't give a f*ck what YOU think. I'm not in this tournament to watch you try to cleverly show the world you've got the bigger stick. Just bring it, f*cking hit me with it and watch what happens afterwards. (RANDALLS smirks) I will admit, I did find it amusing that you believed Ryan, Troy, Stevens or YOURSELF have EVER impressed me...but I suppose someone so linear-minded would easily assume that accomplishments and accolades earns respect from anyone, let alone MYSELF."
(RANDALLS rolls his head in a circle, closing his eyes...)
RANDALLS: "Maybe that’s why those three seconds have been so important for you for eighteen years. Without the gratification, there's no justification for turning my bones and spirit to dust, is there? I once thought like you did Dusk...I spent five years amassing twenty world championships before I turned the age of 25.”
(RANDALLS opens his eyes, they are not lifeless to say the least.)
RANDALLS: “I lived, breathed and died with the sole purpose of not only defeating any wrestler that dared step into the ring with me...I'd personally try to END THEIR CAREERS, because I felt INSULTED that they thought they could COMPETE with me. So, don't talk to me with some dramatized heartstring tugging fable of wrestling for the gods and asking whether or not I can step up to that next level... You're walking to the ring where HORNET NEVER WON. You're ducking through ropes where GUNS COULDN'T EVEN WALK TO THE FIRST ROW."
(The camera closes in on RANDALLS' face as he looks off to the side, laughing to himself.)
RANDALLS: "Not that I expect anyone, yourself included to even understand why I'm talking about sh*t ten years ago...(RANDALLS regains eye contact with the camera) ...but maybe that can insightfully transcribe how much the word LEGEND means in this day and age of OUR sport. You throw the word around like it DEFINES us…and for someone as selfishly and stubbornly opportunistically minded as yourself to emulate some cosmic sense of passion, just remember that ten years from now...NOBODY is going remember YOU. NOBODY is going to CARE if you leapt off some supposedly exalted mountaintop of wrestling energy. I would know, Dusk...I started asking whether or not I was satisfied with MY career YEARS ago, if there was anything I could give to this sport…so, I started doing moonsaults off balconies handcuffed trying to END IT ALL."
(RANDALLS pauses for a moment, nothing but silence filling the audio waves...)
RANDALLS: "See, I won’t blanket this match with bullsh*t semantics about how important anything is to you. I will ask that if you get a Universal Title shot in PRIME, will that match NOT become YOUR biggest? What about if you reach the finals of the Caldera Invitational, if you enter? Will you consider it less prestigious than the Team Invitational? Will you go on record in those environments PUBLICALLY stating that as a fact? (RANDALLS grits his teeth in frustration for a moment) For me, this trophy means MORE than ANYTHING and EVERYTHING...and for me to say those words, and than watch you whimsically attempt to supplant my integrity with your whole sh*t about living day to day with some cosmic force propelling you…to me, Dusk…that means you’re seriously LACKING in honor, integrity OR respect.”
(RANDALLS thumbs his chest)
RANDALLS: “I spent the last ten years foregoing and forsaking this sport of seeing me as a champion by MY OWN CHOICE. For two years, I REFUSED to win a match out of my desperate desire to REPENT the damage I dealt to THOUSANDS of wrestlers and MILLIONS of fans...we're not talking about one time...we're not talking about five. Try HUNDREDS because of how BAD I beat down the SPORT."
(RANDALLS turns around, looking at the TEAM logo.)
RANDALLS: "When I walk into Orlando, this is the ONLY logo I RESPECT. It is the ONLY PROMOTION that I am signed to. It’s the ONE place that may kickstart and redefine the legacy of a Wolf that lost his Way. (RANDALLS smirks) I’m not like Dan Ryan, I’m not seeking 13 other places to slap a (RANDALLS quotes the air) World Title (unquote) over my shoulder so they sell a few more seats and my sense of self-worth skyrockets. I’m not Lindsay Troy or yourself… searching for the next emo-f*ggot revolution of sports entertainment that’s ready to crown my skills at presenting real-life drama in mundane, everyday made-for-TV situations...or even worse, some twisted Mafioso tale intertwined with a drug-hazed flashback of how I became addicted to vicodin, heroin and angry sex with Karina Wolfenden…all in the span of three months.”
(RANDALLS starts gently touching the curtain…)
RANDALLS: “See, I'm not afraid to pull the curtain aside and show you how much I have INVESTED in this trophy from my LEGACY in the ring. I've got NOTHING ELSE to fall back on, I've got no net underneath me...there’s 63 wrestlers that entered this tournament that will make their way somewhere else. Then there’s me... I’m OUT of NFW. I’m OUT of CSWA. The MERRITT TROPHY is the ONE thing I look at more important than my OWN LIFE because the name engraved on the base represents the solitary starting point of true redemption in MY CAREER."
(RANDALLS starts pulling aside the curtained backdrop and revealing a large corkboard with a poster from ELVIS LIVES XII -- MIKE RANDALLS standing over EDDY LOVE with an electric razor in his hands. LOVE's scalp is severely lacerated and bloodied, his legendary blonde locks shorn and spread across the wrestling mat. RANDALLS is grinning evilly as a referee in the background is yelling for help, LOVE's unconscious as well. The camera closes in on the poster, blurring out RANDALLS and the picture...)
RANDALLS: “Maybe in your eighteen quintessential years of cosmic wrestling perfection on mountaintops, you avoided the pratfalls and problems of a cursed mind and horrifying choices, but I didn’t Dusk…my time in this sport was spent bathing in its poison.”
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"EDDY! EDDY! EDDY!"
(FADEIN: Blackness. Just the audio to ELVIS LIVES XII.)
BB: Listen to these fans, Sammy! We've got a sold-out and packed house chanting for Eddy Love to put an end to this match and possibly Mike Randalls' chances of winning the Ironman and CSWA World Championship!
SB: I can taste the margaritas, Buckley! Eddy's gonna be throwing a party for a least a whole week on the Blue Ridge Mountain Estate...how much do you think it'd cost to get a stuffed Wolf's head as a gift?
BB: We may find out soon enough! Eddy's reeled in Randalls for the Hurricane Piledriver, and we all know if he hits this...
SB: Then Eddy's going to the fair and coming home with the Teddy Bear!
BB: Eddy trying to lift up Randalls, wait Randalls is kicking his legs! (groans!) OH! Randalls just kicked Eddy in the head! Randalls sets his feet down, Eddy's dazed!
SB: No! NOOOOOOO!
BB: (over boos!) Randalls counters with a back body drop! Eddy rushes to his feet, LOOK OUT! CHOP BY RANDALLS! Eddy's wheeled around, Randalls grabs him from behind! HE'S GOT HIM UHHHHHHHHP!
SB: (over crowd screams!) DEAR GOD.
BB: Oh my god. OH MY GOD.
(There's the the deafening sound of thousands of fans having the wind sucked out of their system. An enormous and viciously fast vacuum of voices in unison having nothing to cheer for anymore.)
BB: RANDALLS JUST HIT A BACKDROP DRIVER! EDDY'S MOTIONLESS! HE'S NOT MOVING!
SB: This isn't happening...this can't be happening!
BB: The Wolf...he's standing over Eddy Love looking down at him with a wild smile, Sammy! He's moments away from not only defeating his most heated rival, but winning this Ironman Challenge and becoming WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the CSWA...Chad Merritt gave this man twenty million dollars to show he's the GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD...and he's...(crowd starts buzzing!) He's walking towards the corner, Sammy...he's going towards that duffel bag he brought to the ring with him.
SB: Something's wrong...Buckley, this isn't right...I don't like the looks of this!
BB: (over screams!) RANDALLS HAS AN ELECTRIC RAZOR! OHNO! LOOK OUT! (screams!) PEE WEE TROUTMAN JUST GOT BLASTED IN THE HEAD!
SB; Anything, but his hair...ANYTHING BUT HIS HAIR!
(SFX: Bell ringing!)
BB: Troutman's calling for the bell, this match is over...RANDALLS JUST GOT HIMSELF DISQUALIFIED! HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! IT WAS ABOUT LOVE AND MERRITT ALL ALONG!
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V/O: “What the hell were you thinking, Mike!? You COULD have RUINED US!”
(FADEIN: RANDALLS closing the curtains of the black TEAM backdrop as the echoes of the random voiceover dissipate. He’s looking up at the logo, standing motionless with his back to the camera.)
RANDALLS: "It’s your choice to show how much you're willing to sacrifice in that ring against me...just remember, I don't move on anywhere else...I CAN’T look past anything besides this tournament...nor the name engraved into my hand.”
(RANDALLS holds up his left hand, turning it around and showing
"NOVA" carved and scabbed rather nicely…before opening and closing it twice, then lowering it by his side.)
RANDALLS: “If your over-inflated ego STILL feels this tournament is more important to you than anyone else, so be it…I WILL break your arm or your leg, I will NOT care about whatever OTHER wrestling interests or promotions YOU have. I would expect the same of you, Dusk…because in theory, if pride were the only absolute factor in our match...then we'd both have EVERYTHING to LOSE…”
(RANDALLS turns around and faces the camera again.)
RANDALLS: “But you have a future to deal with after this...another time to wait for a rainy day, so you can pretend to look intense for somebody else. (RANDALLS spits on the floor)That pile of sh*t streaming from your sanctimonious mouth might be bought up in PRIME, hell they’ll give you a title in honor of it. (RANDALLS shakes his head) Not by me, Dusk. Not after what I’ve done, what I’ve seen and what I’ve been through. Not with what I aim to do… and certainly, not under the current circumstances of MY career which you’ve so self-righteously dismissed in the light of your own.”
(RANDALLS smiles for the first time in a long time…)
RANDALLS: “Long ago I would envy your surrender, but now I will show you victory. I’ve let the poison go because I know it will
ALWAYS be there for me. Dusk…those rain clouds conspired above your head, I heard them say they wished you were dead. Then they were windswept away with smiles so wide, because they know in Orlando… You will see a sunset that burns your eyes.”
(FADEOUT)
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V/O: “What the hell were you thinking, Mike!?”
(CUTTO: A similar shot of the early 2000 MIKE RANDALLS sitting on a bench…a single light bulb sways above, gently displaying RANDALLS’ crooked smile, sweat-drenched body, etc. In the background, the unmistaken muffles of thousands of people jeering echo. RANDALLS’ eyes jut upwards and slit angrily upon recognition of the man who just intruded...the new vantage point revealing
CHAD MERRITT, his suit disheveled and his face extremely flushed from anger.)
MERRITT: (storming in) “You COULD have RUINED US! Eddy’s threatening to sue! Radder’s our World Champion…I’ll be lucky if he even makes three shows in a row!”
(RANDALLS smiles…but he says nothing.)
MERRITT: “You just DISGRACED everything that World Championship…this federation I’ve built…that YOU’VE BUILT.”
RANDALLS: “I told you, Chad. I will NEVER…BE…
YOUR CHAMPION. JUST MY
OWN.”
(FADETOBLACK)