Okay, fess up...

[User Poets]

....This was said by someone here, wasn't it?

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/004563.html

Man: So, I told my girlfriend that if I f**k a midget it is not considered cheating.
Coworker: What? Yes, it is!
Man: No, it isn't. They aren't real people.

 

[Chad]

*raises hand sheepishly*

 

[American Idol]

Uhhhh. I was the midget.

 

[Chad]

I know. I....know.