(Fade into the Whitelandia compound of THE AMERICAN. Cut to THE AMERICAN's living room where THE AMERICAN sits, manning the helm of his AWL empire.)
THE AMERICAN: What a lark, the man who is a joke complains that the title he holds is percieved as a joke.
Pulsar, if a worthless untalented hack holds a title, why would the title be seen as valuable? You sir are a placeholder, you exist only as a lameduck who's job it is to hand over the title to its proper owner.
That someone could be so stupid as to ignore such obvious facts is surprising, but only before you look and see the man Pulsar is. He is a man who does not love his country as the rest of us do. He was INSULTED that I would take back the godless unpatriotic "NWL" and remake it as a specific tribute to our great nation, not simply a name which could mean any backwards freedom hating country.
But look how angry this man is that I would place the name of our great country on this league. A man that angry must be filled with hate for this great country, as much hate as any of this country's enemies. That one word, a word meaning freedom, democracy, justice, and so many other things to so many people could bring out such anger in Pulsar is just another example of why this man should have been forced to hand over his belt.
Instead the former management of the former NWL attempted to keep him on top, they attempted to take their lame duck into a true champion. Then they watched as people laughed at him, and began laughing at MY TITLE. They decided to make a mockery of the title that is the property of every American, and failed to hand it over to THE AMERICAN. Instead they allowed this freedom hating hooligan to cling to it, disrespecting my championship.
At this point I would be better off holding the Television title, even though Jared Poe has held it. Pulsar, to dig a ditch for a belt deeper than Jared Poe is a true accomplishment. You should be proud.
I should not have to get my hands dirty for a belt that you have devalued so much. Something like this is now pocket change to a talent such as myself. Winning it is nothing, that isn't the challenge.
The challenge is to make something of what now exists as a strap of leather and metal. What has no meaning will just by being attached to my name become worth something. And I will build the name of this title to the heavens, sending it as high as Pulsar was able to sink it deep.
To put the word AMERICAN into an organization isn't disrespect you ignorant fool. Putting that word there is an act that makes the formerly irrelevant NWL on the tip of every patriotic citizen's lips. In one word I put the only iota of respect that will exist in that title belt while you hold it. In one word I made a federation that the people of this country could be proud of. In one word I replaced the shame the former managers had when they used the generic National.
Pulsar, I have come to claim the International title. I have come to give value to something you have removed all the value from. I have come, to do what only I can do. I will remove an unpatriotic enemy of freedom from being the champion of every nation, and put America in its place on that pecking order.