Your serious aren't you....
OOC: On the span of two days we have rped seven times...useless information
John Doe sitting behind a news desk in a black suit. Lights turn on as John Doe looks up at the camera.
Doe: Welcome to the Five o’clock news I am John Doe and next to me is my co-anchor Lane Stone.
Stone: Thank you John, Today we are going to hit the subject of a man that is not as smart as the rest of us, Promo.
Doe: Yes, June 30th Promo and myself will face off in a match up that will highlight Combat. I tell you that everything that comes out of that man’s mouth is a pure utter lie.
Stone: (Stone points at the camera) He may say he will beat John, he may say he is the best, but don’t believe this pile of crap. Promo is filling your minds with lies.
Doe: Promo believes that I am scared of him, ladies and gentlemen this is so far from the truth. I FEAR NO ONE! See Promo, has this thought of his over supremacy Promo is filled with this thought of him being able to defeat me, ladies and gentlemen Promo is just over exaggerating that truth, beyond any extent.
Stone: Promo, can beat his Singapore Cane until he can’t feel his arm, and it still WILL NOT drive fear into John.
Doe: Ladies and gentlemen let me break this down a bit. Prom the “King of Idiotic Morons” belives that my anger will bring my down fall at Combat, Promo, this is not the case, OBVIOUSLY you don’t watch your opponents BEFORE you face them, this will bring YOUR downfall. Now I am done with the bad mouthing, I am done with the yelling, the screaming, and the swearing I am going to tell you this as simple as I can. I don’t like you, see I don’t HATE you, and I surely DON’T fear you, any man to think I fear them is walking right into their defeat. So to think my anger is going to make me lose is just obscene, my anger will WIN the match.
Stone: Promo is filling these airwaves with false beliefs of his win, this is not EVEN the tip of the iceberg people. See if you watch John Doe in the ring you will see the wrestling that will bring home a win. Promo has nothing to prove. All that he HAS proven is that he is much dumber than we all expected, no offense to Mr. Medina and El Jefe, but with these kind of clowns such as Promo I fear the worse for NWL.
Doe: See and that’s why I am here ladies and gentlemen that is what John Doe is about to rid The National Wrestling League from idiots such as Promo. Now, I do not wish to talk on and on about this gentlemen but it’s unaviodable, there are too many obscenities I can say to describe Promo, but to say them would lower me to his level, a level that which I will never dwindle to.
Stone: See, Promo is just a man, JUST A MAN. He can say John is a simple man, but how many times has the simple man came out on top of the rest, is it not the simple man that wins in to movies, though this is real life I have seen it. Look at Rocky a simple man that became the champion, look at Independence Day a simple man defeating all those aliens.. A SIMPLE MAN! To say the simple man can not win is just ignorant and that is a perfect description of Promo.
Doe: Promo, you will see at Combat why I say the things I do, you will see that I am going to be the best, and that I can beat you. You were a world champion? That’s great, just one more reason to prove that I can beat the best.
Stone: Promo, at Combat you will witness not only a loss, but a grand style of perfected wrestling you will see that John Doe can pull up on top, your eyes will be opened to the truth,. What is the truth you ask. Well the truth is Promo, that John Doe is the man to show you the true meaning or pain.
Doe: Nice call Lane.
Stone: Thank you.
Doe: What Lane just said is a very valid point Promo. See some are in this industry for the money, others for the glory. I am in it for the fun. See I don’t see how you can do this for the rest of your life and not have fun with it. See at Combat you will be my new little toy that I am going to throw around and break until Mr. Medina decides to buy me a new one. See when he signs a big fat check to the new guy to NWL in line, I will most likely face off with them, and I will break them. Just like I am going ot break you Promo in more than one why. I am going to break you mentally, emotionally and physically. See Promo I have heard your mouth run for so long it just goes in one ear and out the other, it sort of sounds like “blah…blah… blah…your scared…blah…blah…blah…you will lose…blah…blah”
Stone; Promo you have nothing to offer John Doe. YOu are a has been beat up adn old, you coul not survive in the ring against a great such as John.
Doe; With taht turh being said, i will add to it. Promo I have become a great in my eyes, you will endure a match that will break you to the point to give up. I will attack you, i will break you, iI will make sure you bleed until blood has run out of oyu body. I WILL cripple you, I will defeat you, and I will prove once more, that I am not just anyone...I am John Doe.
Stone: At combat the stage as already been set, the time is going to come when Promo will face off with John Doe and when that time does come a horrible ending will happen to Promo.
Doe: That is right the ending will end with me hitting you with the Amnesia Attack, then a simple 1…2….3. Promo that is your fate, take it or leave it, I have foreseen it I have take in all that I know and learned and it is going to shoot at you in ways that you never new can happen. See Promo I am going to beat you for one reason and one reason only….
YOUR NOT THAT GOOD
Face it is unavoidable, just like the loss you will encounter. See Promo I don’t really think I am going to lay down and let you pin me, I am not going ot let you win, I am not going to let you walk out of this arena. No you will need help to walk out, you will need men to carry you out once I am threw with you. Once I am done with you I will prove that I CAN beat the best
Stone: Prono expect the match of your life, expect a match that you my friend will not forget EVER.
Doe: The truth hurts Promo, the truth can make a man break in tears, now I know you fear our match, don’t EVEN deny it, I just thought I would use your sense of knowledge. See every time you have promoted it has been the same thing, “You fear me, you fear our match and you are sweating.” Promo I fear no one, and I especially don’t fear you, I don’t fear this match because I know the outcome and you know the out come deep inside you…I will win, I am sweating I will tell you that, see I am sweating because it is in the middle of summer you moron and it is 80 degrees outside and there is no air conditioning in this d*mn building. I am not sweating because of you.
Stone: Promo it has been fun and it will be a great match.
Doe: Yes a great match for me Promo, and a great learning experience for you. Ta-ta Promo…