TWhitefield
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Fade In to an itnerview platform. Rudy Seitzer stands at the curtain with a microphone
Seitzer: Ladies and gentlemen, the NEW CSWA Presidential Champion... Tom... ADDDDDlerrrrrr!
Adler's music cues up and he appears through the curtain. He's wearing a pair of denim shorts and a T-shirt saying "You just got God Booked!" on the front. Adler looks around a bit, smiles, and drapes the Presidential title belt over his shoulder
Seitzer: Contratulations on regaining the Presidential Championship.
Adler: Ya know, Rudy... I was sitting in the back a little while ago... waiting for some of the techies here in the CSWA to pry Tripple X's name plate offa MY belt... and I was reminded of something somebody said to me right before the battle royal to determine the number one contender to the CSWA Title. And it was suggested that Tom Adler didn't have what it takes to compete with the... New Breed of CSWA wrestlers.
Now, I realize with guys like Bill Buckly constantly touting the near Ii]biblical[/i] importance of the zillionth match throughout history of somebody named Flair versus somebody named Windham that a lot of things tend to get overlooked around here. And ya know what? That's fine. Because while the mic jockeys practice their eternal ass kissing, I've been able to very quietly... and very methodically prove that it's the [i[New Breed[/i] of CSWA wrestlers who CANNOT BEAT ME! And this... (pointing to the belt on his shoulder)... is the realization of that fact.
Tripple X? You may... at some point in your career, be once again held among the elite of this sport. I'm not gonna come out here and run you down by saying it won't happen. But no matter what you do for the rest of your career... you will do it knowing two things. That no matter how good you think you are, you can't help but prove yourself what you feared most... a Transitional Champion. And second... that I am just plain BETTER than you.
Seitzer: I know a lot of people are hoping that you'll touch on a somewhat related subject... the altercation between you and Hornet during his match with Tripple X in San Diego.
Adler: (seemingly somewhat amused by the topic) Somehow I knew that this topic was gonna come up. And, I'll admit, I gave some thought as to how I wanted to respond to it as I drove over here. And I decided to go against the conventional wisdom these days and let history be my guide... albeit somewhat recent history.
When I came into this federation a year and a half or so ago, I did so through Steve Thomas. But he moved on for one reason or another, and it became obvious pretty quickly that the suit that was gonna be pulling the strings around here was Chad Merritt. And he and I sat down for a nice long chat.. where he proceded to let me know that since I had a contract, he felt compelled to give me two choices. One... I could accept that any past I had in this federation was just that... in the past... that there'd be no repeat hour long bloodfests through the streets of New Orleans... and that there'd be no more Thanksgiving main events with Hornet. Or two... he could excercise his buyout option and pay me more money to sit home and do nothing than he's ever paid anybody to wrestle. Now Rudy, I'm not the type to take well to ultimatums. But truth is that this one is a real non-issue. Because you see... I've played that game with Hornet before. I played it here in the CSWA. I played it in the AAWC. Hell, Hornet was a big part of my distain for the UWA. But ya know what? Somewhere along the way... the game just plain got old.
And Rudy... I think that by and large I've been successful holding up my end of the agreement. Quite frankly, there hasn't been any need not to. So I'm gonna look at this whole thing as two individuals who got a little over zealous. And I am gonna keep holding up my end of the agreement. But Merritt... I'm gonna address this to you. Holding up my end of the agreement doesn't include turning the other cheek while somebody cheap shots me from behind. So, if you want me to KEEP upholding my end of things, you'll make sure it neve happens again. Because if it does, not only am I likely to start getting a selective memory about our meeting, but I may start reminding you that Tripple X wasn't the ONLY wrestler walking around here with a belt that some would say is rightfully mine... and I've got the strap at home with the purple crayon on it to prove it. Just something to keep in mind.
Seitzer: Up next is a title defense against a man you went to a time limit draw with months ago, Cameron Cruise.
Adler: I'm sure Cruise and I will have lots of comments on this match before too long. So, I'll get into that soon enough. But, I'll just say this. Cruise, I'll give ya credit for being oportunistic. You jumped on the chance to make people think this match was YOUR idea. But, despite what people like Siegel may have one believe, any rumors that you may have heard around back before the match was made official got started because yours truly started 'em. Because you and I have some unfinished business to attend to. And rest assured, finish 'em is what I intend to do.
Adler turns and walks out through the curtain as his music cues up again and the screen fades to black
Seitzer: Ladies and gentlemen, the NEW CSWA Presidential Champion... Tom... ADDDDDlerrrrrr!
Adler's music cues up and he appears through the curtain. He's wearing a pair of denim shorts and a T-shirt saying "You just got God Booked!" on the front. Adler looks around a bit, smiles, and drapes the Presidential title belt over his shoulder
Seitzer: Contratulations on regaining the Presidential Championship.
Adler: Ya know, Rudy... I was sitting in the back a little while ago... waiting for some of the techies here in the CSWA to pry Tripple X's name plate offa MY belt... and I was reminded of something somebody said to me right before the battle royal to determine the number one contender to the CSWA Title. And it was suggested that Tom Adler didn't have what it takes to compete with the... New Breed of CSWA wrestlers.
Now, I realize with guys like Bill Buckly constantly touting the near Ii]biblical[/i] importance of the zillionth match throughout history of somebody named Flair versus somebody named Windham that a lot of things tend to get overlooked around here. And ya know what? That's fine. Because while the mic jockeys practice their eternal ass kissing, I've been able to very quietly... and very methodically prove that it's the [i[New Breed[/i] of CSWA wrestlers who CANNOT BEAT ME! And this... (pointing to the belt on his shoulder)... is the realization of that fact.
Tripple X? You may... at some point in your career, be once again held among the elite of this sport. I'm not gonna come out here and run you down by saying it won't happen. But no matter what you do for the rest of your career... you will do it knowing two things. That no matter how good you think you are, you can't help but prove yourself what you feared most... a Transitional Champion. And second... that I am just plain BETTER than you.
Seitzer: I know a lot of people are hoping that you'll touch on a somewhat related subject... the altercation between you and Hornet during his match with Tripple X in San Diego.
Adler: (seemingly somewhat amused by the topic) Somehow I knew that this topic was gonna come up. And, I'll admit, I gave some thought as to how I wanted to respond to it as I drove over here. And I decided to go against the conventional wisdom these days and let history be my guide... albeit somewhat recent history.
When I came into this federation a year and a half or so ago, I did so through Steve Thomas. But he moved on for one reason or another, and it became obvious pretty quickly that the suit that was gonna be pulling the strings around here was Chad Merritt. And he and I sat down for a nice long chat.. where he proceded to let me know that since I had a contract, he felt compelled to give me two choices. One... I could accept that any past I had in this federation was just that... in the past... that there'd be no repeat hour long bloodfests through the streets of New Orleans... and that there'd be no more Thanksgiving main events with Hornet. Or two... he could excercise his buyout option and pay me more money to sit home and do nothing than he's ever paid anybody to wrestle. Now Rudy, I'm not the type to take well to ultimatums. But truth is that this one is a real non-issue. Because you see... I've played that game with Hornet before. I played it here in the CSWA. I played it in the AAWC. Hell, Hornet was a big part of my distain for the UWA. But ya know what? Somewhere along the way... the game just plain got old.
And Rudy... I think that by and large I've been successful holding up my end of the agreement. Quite frankly, there hasn't been any need not to. So I'm gonna look at this whole thing as two individuals who got a little over zealous. And I am gonna keep holding up my end of the agreement. But Merritt... I'm gonna address this to you. Holding up my end of the agreement doesn't include turning the other cheek while somebody cheap shots me from behind. So, if you want me to KEEP upholding my end of things, you'll make sure it neve happens again. Because if it does, not only am I likely to start getting a selective memory about our meeting, but I may start reminding you that Tripple X wasn't the ONLY wrestler walking around here with a belt that some would say is rightfully mine... and I've got the strap at home with the purple crayon on it to prove it. Just something to keep in mind.
Seitzer: Up next is a title defense against a man you went to a time limit draw with months ago, Cameron Cruise.
Adler: I'm sure Cruise and I will have lots of comments on this match before too long. So, I'll get into that soon enough. But, I'll just say this. Cruise, I'll give ya credit for being oportunistic. You jumped on the chance to make people think this match was YOUR idea. But, despite what people like Siegel may have one believe, any rumors that you may have heard around back before the match was made official got started because yours truly started 'em. Because you and I have some unfinished business to attend to. And rest assured, finish 'em is what I intend to do.
Adler turns and walks out through the curtain as his music cues up again and the screen fades to black