SouthernBoy
League Member
{{...FADE-IN: SHANE SOUTHERN is sitting on a steel chair turned around backwards in front of a plain, blue backdrop. Southern's hair has grown out some more, now long enough in the back to tie into a very short pony tail. Southern is shirtless and shoeless, only wearing a pair of long blue jean shorts...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: "Prime-tahm was one helluva wrestlin' show 'eh guys? I mean, it had it all didn't it? Steel Viper's back...Mike Randalls is back, Hornet is back from wherever it was he went, Flair n' Windam was ... well, it was a Windam mess, n' Chad Merritt was [BLEEP]'in' in his pants all night long. {{..laughs...}} Anytime ah' show has stuff like THAT in it, it's gonna' go down assa' classic. But let's take a step away from tha' hype, let's take a step BACK from tha' buzz of Mike Randalls, let's take a deep breath after seein' Viper, let's all calm down n' come back down ta' earth...'cause ladies n' gentleman, we STILL gotta' problem. "
" Chad Merritt has lost control. Tha' inmates are runnin' tha' asylum as they say, n' though it provided fer interestin' tee-vee at Primetime, it can't continue. Now I've been sayin' for months that somethin' needed ta' be done. I've been tryin' mah' damndest ta' be tha' man that saves tha' CSWA from itself, n' so far, nobody's really cared. Nobody stood up. Ever'body had their own agenda ta' handle, who cares that tha' Intruders ARE slowly accomplishin' their goal? Troy Windam was so consumed with his brother, he didn't care. Sean Stevens was so consumed with gettin' his press that he didn't care. Evan Aho was so consumed with his narrow vision that he didn't care. Eli Flair was so consumed with whatever it is that consumes him, HE didn't care. Hornet was consumed with his demons, HE didn't care either. Until Primetime, NOBODY cared ... nobody but me. "
" Now Mike Randalls is here, n' all uva' sudden tha' goal of bein' tha' CSWA's savior has become popular again. 'Cause hey, if tha' LEGENDARY Mike Randalls thinks so, then we better jump on board n' ride his heat-train all tha' way ta' Main-event-Ville. Well that's good. I'm happy somebody can motivate. Flair now wants redemption. Aho now wants ta' stand up for what's pure. I'm sure others will follow. "
" Only you have to really wonder if it's real. "
" Mike Randalls, I'm happy you're here. You make people wanna' be better. Personally, I don't know or care about your past. What I DO care about is tha' fact that although we have vastly different styles, we seem to have similar goals, n' in tha' fight ta' save tha' CSWA and "bring it in to tha' light", that's all that really matters. Until we meet in the ring, either on tha' same or opposite sides, good luck in findin' yer way Mike Randalls. "
{{...Southern stands up from the chair, and folds it, holding it in his left hand...}}
" I suppose what I just said flies in tha' face of what I DID at Primetime. I showed Bandit what it's all about, n' then I went home. I had no want, need, or desire for another four on one ass-kickin' from tha' Intruders. I didn't much care what happened with Mayfield's Presidential what-ever, n' Guns' BIGGEST announcement in tha' history of tha' world. I was down. I was tired. I didn't have it in me last night ta' do much about it. For that, I apologize to tha' fans, n' to mah'self. "
" But I've been re-energized. Seein' what went on, and what HAS gone on since I got in mah' car at Primetime has re-lit tha' fire inside me, regardless of if tha' flame that lit it or not STAYS burnin'. Intruders, tha' time is comin'. Yer gonna' have ta' pay tha piper real soon. If it be at FIFTEEN, or if it be sooner, you're gonna' have ta' sleep in tha' bed ya' made. Only it ain't gonna' be a nice, peaceful slumber. Oh no, it's gonna' be filled with many sleepless nights, full of nightmares, cold sweats, n' callin' for yer mommy. "
" It's time ta' collect on ol' debts. N' if you ain't got what it takes ta' pay, well..."
" Party's Over. "
{{...SHANE SOUTHERN holds the steel chair in front of his chest, then smiles and walks off to the left. FADE TO BLACK...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: "Prime-tahm was one helluva wrestlin' show 'eh guys? I mean, it had it all didn't it? Steel Viper's back...Mike Randalls is back, Hornet is back from wherever it was he went, Flair n' Windam was ... well, it was a Windam mess, n' Chad Merritt was [BLEEP]'in' in his pants all night long. {{..laughs...}} Anytime ah' show has stuff like THAT in it, it's gonna' go down assa' classic. But let's take a step away from tha' hype, let's take a step BACK from tha' buzz of Mike Randalls, let's take a deep breath after seein' Viper, let's all calm down n' come back down ta' earth...'cause ladies n' gentleman, we STILL gotta' problem. "
" Chad Merritt has lost control. Tha' inmates are runnin' tha' asylum as they say, n' though it provided fer interestin' tee-vee at Primetime, it can't continue. Now I've been sayin' for months that somethin' needed ta' be done. I've been tryin' mah' damndest ta' be tha' man that saves tha' CSWA from itself, n' so far, nobody's really cared. Nobody stood up. Ever'body had their own agenda ta' handle, who cares that tha' Intruders ARE slowly accomplishin' their goal? Troy Windam was so consumed with his brother, he didn't care. Sean Stevens was so consumed with gettin' his press that he didn't care. Evan Aho was so consumed with his narrow vision that he didn't care. Eli Flair was so consumed with whatever it is that consumes him, HE didn't care. Hornet was consumed with his demons, HE didn't care either. Until Primetime, NOBODY cared ... nobody but me. "
" Now Mike Randalls is here, n' all uva' sudden tha' goal of bein' tha' CSWA's savior has become popular again. 'Cause hey, if tha' LEGENDARY Mike Randalls thinks so, then we better jump on board n' ride his heat-train all tha' way ta' Main-event-Ville. Well that's good. I'm happy somebody can motivate. Flair now wants redemption. Aho now wants ta' stand up for what's pure. I'm sure others will follow. "
" Only you have to really wonder if it's real. "
" Mike Randalls, I'm happy you're here. You make people wanna' be better. Personally, I don't know or care about your past. What I DO care about is tha' fact that although we have vastly different styles, we seem to have similar goals, n' in tha' fight ta' save tha' CSWA and "bring it in to tha' light", that's all that really matters. Until we meet in the ring, either on tha' same or opposite sides, good luck in findin' yer way Mike Randalls. "
{{...Southern stands up from the chair, and folds it, holding it in his left hand...}}
" I suppose what I just said flies in tha' face of what I DID at Primetime. I showed Bandit what it's all about, n' then I went home. I had no want, need, or desire for another four on one ass-kickin' from tha' Intruders. I didn't much care what happened with Mayfield's Presidential what-ever, n' Guns' BIGGEST announcement in tha' history of tha' world. I was down. I was tired. I didn't have it in me last night ta' do much about it. For that, I apologize to tha' fans, n' to mah'self. "
" But I've been re-energized. Seein' what went on, and what HAS gone on since I got in mah' car at Primetime has re-lit tha' fire inside me, regardless of if tha' flame that lit it or not STAYS burnin'. Intruders, tha' time is comin'. Yer gonna' have ta' pay tha piper real soon. If it be at FIFTEEN, or if it be sooner, you're gonna' have ta' sleep in tha' bed ya' made. Only it ain't gonna' be a nice, peaceful slumber. Oh no, it's gonna' be filled with many sleepless nights, full of nightmares, cold sweats, n' callin' for yer mommy. "
" It's time ta' collect on ol' debts. N' if you ain't got what it takes ta' pay, well..."
" Party's Over. "
{{...SHANE SOUTHERN holds the steel chair in front of his chest, then smiles and walks off to the left. FADE TO BLACK...}}