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Montgomery v Hart

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Dedication

* Michael Montgomery RP for C09.


(Michael Montgomery stands where he always stands: smackdab in front of a Cyberstrike banner. His teeth blindingly white, he nods.)

MONTGOMERY: “I can’t believe it has taken us this long, Shawn, to step into the ring. But then again, you had your hands full in Season 1, didn’t you? Too many shots to the head. Getting hoodwinked by the First. Laughed at by everyone in the back. Laughed at by those clam eating Bostonians. I’m sure you think that everything worked out in the end, with you winning the New ERA Championship again at BattleBRAWL 3. But guess what? That lasted all of how many defenses? One! ONE, Shawn!”

(“Magnificent” Michael Montgomery laughs into the air.)

MONTGOMERY: “The first chance you got you laid down in the ring and waved Mr. Entertainment over. Pathetic. What is worse is that ever since you decided to let all your fans down, is that you’ve done nothing, nope, not one thing, to get back in their good graces. Where were you at Cyberstrike 07, Shawn? Too depressed to step into the ring with a REAL star?”

(He raises his arms in a questioning manner.)

MONTGOMERY: “How about Cyberstrike 08? You had a cakewalk in there against Donovan Astros.”

(Slowly nods his head as he smiles.)

MONTGOMERY: “This week you won’t be so lucky. This week you got me, “Magnificent” Michael Montgomery to contend with. No break. No floormat. Just “Magnificence.” And let me tell you something, SJH, I’ve got this thing in the bag. You’re only as strong as your weakest link. Your weak link? Your dedication. Half-Ass Shawn Hart. No determination. You try to skate by on your charisma.”

(Mike looks around.)

MONTGOMERY: “That won’t work this week. All the charisma in the world can’t stop your rapid descent into the abyss.”

(He touches his chin with his right hand.)

MONTGOMERY: “Well, shoot. Maybe after I go out there and pin your shoulders down you can write a song about me.”

(He shakes his head.)

MONTGOMERY: “Nevermind. On second thought I don’t need an ode to my “Magnificence.” I know I’m the next New ERA Champion. You know I’m the next New ERA Champion. It all starts with you.”

(He points at the camera.)

MONTGOMERY: “You may have fooled the idiots in the Arena who cheer and stomp and holler. But you don’t fool me. You’re a shell of your former self and at Cyberstrike, I’m going to smash that shell against the wall and walk over the pieces as I lock my eyes on the championship gold.”

(Montgomery smiles again and holds his arms out.)

MONTGOMERY: “That’s if you even show up.”
 

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El Verdad

* Shawn Hart RP for C09.


FADE IN:

Standing proudly before a generic, 80's style promo backdrop with the New Era logo and blown up photos of SJH in the ring, with Juliet Marceau backstage, and posing at his chateau before a trophy case filled with over the evidence of his decade plus of achievement is former New Era Champion Shawn Jessica Hart, PhD.

Decked from head to toe in black and taxicab yellow pleather and sporting an expression most surly, SJH is locked, cocked, and ready to unload one of his trademark rants.


SJH: "Michael Montgomery...."

Jam Master Jiggy shakes his head with complete and utter contempt.

SJH: "Wow.... what can I say really? You seem to have this whole scene sorted out for yourself. What could I even venture to bring to the table for a discussion so obviously settled that it's practically Mother Nature's Law.

Shawn Hart sucks and that's all there is to it."

He chuckles.

SJH: "Forget the fact that I'm the one guy who, aside from a little coffee break like 6 years ago to catch up on all the SVU's I missed on the road, who has been with N-E-W every step of the way. The guy who's been in more main events here than every other alleged main-eventer combined, and the guy who's held the top prize in the promotion for more combined time than anyone else who lucked themselves into a turn with MY gold belt.

None of it matters, Michael Montgomery says I'm a flash in the pan."

SJH pauses momentarily to admire his outfit and his flowing locks of blonde.

SJH: "The FLASHIEST flash in the pan, no less. But ya know what? That's A-OK with me... cuz when you play around in the pan, your ass is right there in the fire, and over the course of my nearly 15 year career of doin' things Michael Montgomery could never DREAM of doing, I've proven time and time again that NO ONE can take that heat like the PHENOM, the Prime Minister of Gettin' Sinister, Jam Masta Jiggy in the FLESH, Shawn Jessica Hart!"

He strikes his most bad-ass pose... but quickly realizes his fly is undone and hurries to remedy the situation. He smiles sheepishly into the camera before continuing.

SJH: "So here's the deal, bub... I appreciate the GUMPTION you've displayed by doin' your DAMNDEST to be as disrespectful as humanly f(FCC)cking possible to me, but the steak n' eggs of the situation is that this washed-up piece of sh(FCC)t is a BIG reason why you have a job here, why people actually paid to see shows your Nancy-ass wrestled on. And your faux confidence notwithstanding, the fact of the matter here is that despite your own suckery, your mouth ain't big enough to chew what you're trying to bite here, kid.

So while I'll give it up to ANYONE who tries to make their mark in this biz by talking a big game, then bustin' it out in the ring.... NO ONE does those things like I do. And for all your poking and prodding at my infallible legacy, I'm makin' it my PERSONAL mission to set your sorry ass straight!

One day, all this CHUTZPAH of yours might be warranted, but right here.. right now... you're sittin' in my sandbox. And sh(FCC)t's about to hit the fan!"

*WINK*

SJH: "Pelvis has left the building..."

FADE.
 

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