Scene opens in a hotel near Hammond, IN. Spider Murphy and "Bollywood" Rahul Seth enter the lobby. Rahul is carrying all of the luggage. Spider just looks around.
Spider: Ah, Indiana! The "Show Me" State!
Rahul: Ah, I think that's Missouri, Spider.
Spider: Silence, foreigner! I think I know my home country better than you, you illegal immigrant.
Rahul: Um, I'm here as a landed immigrant, remember?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't care for your communist propaganda. We've got business, because we've got a fight against...
Rahul: Martial Law...
Spider: Right! Arsenio Hall and that Chinese fellow... hm, that explains where that show went. They didn't take it off the air, they just took it on the road. No matter, because if I wanted to see Arsenio Hall, I'd just watch Fastlane, airing Fridays at 9 on Fox.
Rahul: Actually, that's Bill Bellamy.
Spider: Hahaha, I've got you now, my incompetant foreign friend! Bill Bellamy has been dead for years!
Rahul: What? What are you talking about?
Spider: You fool, can't you see that you know nothing of American Pop Culture? Bill Bellamy has been dead for years, he died of Prostate cancer ten years ago!
Rahul: Listen, Spider, I don't know who you think--
Spider: Remember? He was on The Incredible Hulk? Duh?
Rahul: Actually, that was... ah, forget it.
Spider: Quiet! I need to think. So, we're up against Jackie Chan and Arsenio Hall. Now, Bolly, you're Chinese, right? What tricks can I expect from Jackie Chan?
Rahul: Spider! Come on, don't you know anything?? You are a complete idiot! I can't stand you anymore!
Spider: ...so... can he disappear, or what?
Rahul: Arrgh! (Rahul throws down all the luggage.) I'll be in the room!
Rahul Storms off
Spider: DAMMIT, SABU! YOU DROPPED THE BAGS!
Fade out