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Man versus Machine

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(CUT TO: "The Original King of Cool" JJ DeVille, in an "Eddy Rules" half-shirt, daisy dukes, holding nunchuks.)

JJ: In a few short weeks, CSWA Enterprises, in conjunction with Playboys, Incorporated, will be debuting a new TV show entitled CSWA On Time. And who better to act as the HOST of CSWA On Time, as the STAR of CSWA On Time, than the man who has never been late to an Eddy Love autograph signing, a Troy Windham public appearance or to scrub the floors of Sweet Melissa's mansion?

Yes, The Original King of Cool... the man with the bod of a god, legs of lightning and hands of stone... will be hosting CSWA On Time, bringing it to television ratings usually reserved for State of the Union Addresses, Super Bowl's and Eddy Love shower scenes.

But on top of all that... yours truly, The Human Weapon, will be also in the MAIN EVENT of this historic television program. James Jay Juventud Julio DeVille will once again be moving forward in his quest to live his dream and someday win the CSWA World Greensboro Title as he takes on a mere rookie calling himself Machine.

Machine... (JJ pauses and points his nunchucks menacingly towards the camera.) IF THAT IS INDEED YOUR REAL NAME... do you *KNOW* what you are up against when we travel to Sacramento, California? Do you *KNOW* who you will be in the ring against when we face off at the Staples Center? I do not think you do, Machine. You are facing a man who is not only now a grizzled veteran of this, the sport of king's... but you are facing a man who gets personalized workout tapes occasionally handed to him by *THE GREATEST* of all-time in "The Hurricane" Eddy Love... and is occasionally tutored by the Hall-of-Famer Troy Windham AND the lovely and talented Sweet Melissa. Machine, by all loving grace, do you actually THINK you have a chance against me?

I saw your introductory video package, my friend. I can't say that I really understood it or anything like that. But I can say this... when we face off in Oakland that fateful night... you had better be well-oiled. Because if you are not well-oiled that night... well, my man, then you're going to feel my fists of fury all over you! (FTB)
 

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Thanks Aidan. I love your bleak nihlistic German stylings.
 

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