Re: Down the Rabbit Hole
(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of a WFW:NE Raucous backdrop in blue jeans and a green shirt with matching Anarchy-style shades. Wrapped around his neck and clasped together is the WFW:NE Tag Team titles and around his waist as usual is the WFW:NE Television title.)
CRUISE: First off...being that I'm more successful than you are Minion, I'd like to let the record state that you have no call to call ME...a BOY. You don't rate it and the truth of the matter is that if I was a REAL jerk, I'd force you to call me MISTER Cruise, but I'm not gonna do that.
Why?? Because a "Blue-Collar Champion" like myself doesn't force the issue. But you're not just the regular standard of an opponent are you, Minion??
Maybe you've gotten the jest of the point I made that you don't deserve this title much less the chance to compete for it, but the fact is that not only is the match legitimate, you've been also appointed referee of a number one contenders match and everyone knows that despite the role you play...you don't really belong there, do you??
I didn't think so either.
Nonetheless you paint a story of a time in which you could done things differently and even "hurt me", bad enough to where Dentists are daydreaming about the dividends coming from the business end of the appointments.
See, you NEED to be ruthless, you need to MAIM, cause havoc, destruction. You need to relish in the fact that I'm being caused pain and possible scars protruding from placed I might not know I could scar from. You need to do that because apparently your change of heart, hasn't done you anything but the opposite of what's intended.
Unfortunately for the dentists is that that regression in behavior isn't going to happen.
Sure, quoting Tom Petty gives you a valid point but honestly Minion, it really doesn't make a difference in the long term.
Sure, you could catch a chance at pinning me for three seconds but let's be honest here.
You don't have any momentum going for you, and I've been nearly unbeatable for almost a year...do you really think that you can pull off an upset over what people are waging their very nesteggs and savings on as just "another day at the office"??
Again, I don't think so, but just so you can say I played the game too....George Carlin once said "even the sun shines on a dog's ass sometimes", implying there could be a small ray of hope for a henchman like you.
But you know what happens if you do the unimaginable, Minion??
The referee might declare you "The Victor", but in all seriousness...no one sees it that way; you're not a loser anymore Minion, this much is true.
But you've only made things worse in that you might not be a loser...but instead now people see you as a FLUKE.
Believe me when I tell you that it's nothing short of worse for you to endure because if you thought the pressure and the stress caused you to have voices in your head BEFORE...then I just might petition to have you stripped of the title.
But again...I'm gonna save you that trouble, Minion. I'd save you that pain, that pressure and stress because for a man like you it's unsafe, it's unhealthy.
But there's nothing that Marcus LaRoque and Juliet Marceau would like more to avoid a classless act like you forcing the state to bring a lawsuit against them.
It's not in their aganda, and they don't intend for it to be.
But please, explain to me why you're just as disappointed in me as I am in you, when my reasons just COULDN'T be more viable than yours. I mean, it's not like I've other things to do but to listen to YOUR boring DIATRIBE about why it is I rate higher than you do:
I beat a man who held a title for almost three years, regardless of whether or not you think it's defunct.
You faced men that either could be distinguished as "The Cream of The Crop", or otherwise and just plain LOST.
If my title victory is as "Little" as you claim it to be then tell me Minion..
Why are you so interested in trying to duplicate the same thing for your own benefit?? Why are you so intrigued in the possible conquest of making my reign as the WFW:NE Television Champion a short one??
You said "to lose to the best is far more impressive than winning to some second bit champion who only had his belt cause of the status of the league."
Funny...last I checked Minion, it didn't matter who it was that you faced, a loss by any means of how you dress it up, is a LOSS is a LOSS is a LOSS.
But take it for what works for you, Minion, because it's obvious that it's working for you thus far right??
I agree with you on one factor though, "Fate is a Cruel mistress".
But then again, you don't know about the one that Joey Melton had from Bangkok that forced him to contract Syphyllis and Gonorrhea in a return act of vengeance for listening to Boy George, The Culture Club and "WHAM! The Greatest Hits".
It wasn't until Two-Thousand-Six that I was finally able to settle the lawsuit with the Howard Johnson we were staying at.
That building has since then been condemmed...
(Cruise sighs and continues.)
It's not that I don't think you're a pushover just because you've been a guaranteed victory Minion, but think about it..look at yourself sir!!
It's just about an undeniable CERTAINTY.
Fate doesn't want me to suffer, Minion, had I have to endure that then Joey Melton wouldn't have taken the easy way out and retire, he wouldn't have given up the best chance he had at proving to this business that the CCP was the best thing he had going.
But no, instead it was HIM that chose to shoot himself in the foot, not I.
It's good that you've made good with yourself and that you claim to have "faced your demons", because it's something almost every man on the face of the planet has to do.
But you've not faced the best this league has to offer Minion, not yet and not by a longshot. Especially when you've had your ass handed to you like you have and my winning the WFW:NE Television championship among my other successes...
Let's just say that if I'm gonna start shaking in my boots, Minion...then I'm gonna haveta take a raincheck on that because I've got other things more important like eating dinner and taking a nap afterward.
But for right now...you'll have to excuse me when I tell you that I've got to call Myles Brand and set up a conference between him and I because it's pretty clear to me that despite what the NCAA has done to justify the situation with the University of Memphis, it's apparently not enough as the unnatural but yet homosexual feelings Minion has for them is about borderline out of control.
And the continuing obsession he has for them just CANNOT STAND...at least not while I'm Cameron Cruise...the WFW:NE Television Champion...and that's a REALITY CHECK that you just...won't like.
FADEOUT